No, what’s the point of eating an excess of food if you can’t taste it.
you can fly, but you lose both legs and shrink to half size
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
you obtain enough wealth to buy the entirety of afroeurasia and still be the richest person alive but no matter how good of a person you are a bunch of people will treat you like your hitler two electric boogaloo
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Yeah no I'm not dealing with being an outcast to society.
You gain the ability to go between the real world and your favorite game's world, but it takes quite a bit of energy to do so and whatever happens in one world will carry over to the other.
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Behold, an inconsistently active visual storyteller. Is she funny? Creative? I sure hope so, but how could I know?
Here's my deal: You gain the ability to receive the answer to any question at any time, once per day. However, 2,000,000 other people selected at random will always dispute the answer you receive, no matter how convincing or logical the answer may seem, and will go to great lengths to try and disprove your answer. Will you take the deal? Oh, and don't worry about signing the contract in blood. I'm sure red ink will be enough to trick the binding seals.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
So do these people atomatically get the answer in their heads, too? Or do they have to hear you say the answer, then they start argueing?
Either way, I would take it. If the answer is always right, then I would be able to learn sooooo much.
My offer, you pour soul: You can read anyone's mind, but only can only see sad, anger-filled, or otherwise negative memories from their past.
I would reject the deal. I don’t want to deal with other people’s sadness and anger.
My offer: You can change into the shape of any animal species you want, but your mind then becomes limited by the intelligence and communication ability of that species.
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
I would reject the deal. I don’t want to deal with other people’s sadness and anger.
My offer: You can change into the shape of any animal species you want, but your mind then becomes limited by the intelligence and communication ability of that species.
I would reject the deal. That’s a one way transformation.
My offer: you get 1,000,000 dollars but someone randomly dies in the world. You can take it multiple times
you get to produce one masterpiece of media but the fandom is worse then the steven universe owl house and any other toxic fandom you can think of put together
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
you obtain your hearts desire but you become completely obsessed with it
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
You get true immortality but you have to witness your friends die as you never age and witness the end of the universe and will be truly alone for the rest of eternity.
I know it is out of order and a few posts ago but I think I would actually take this deal despite knowing I would eventually live to regret it, my curiosity in the moment would get the better of my cautious rationality.
Unclear instructions. I'll kill an innocent baby spider every century.
You control one element of the periodic table, but you feel twice the pain from anything.
Not exactly sure what you mean by "control an element"? Hover it telekinetically and shape it like putty? I think the uses outweigh the downside, I have a fairly high pain threshold.
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You gain the ability to change your form at will, but you must change your form at least once a year and can never return to any forms you have taken previously (including your original form).
You gain the ability to change your form at will, but you must change your form at least once a year and can never return to any forms you have taken previously (including your original form).
So every year, I can have a different eye color? And if I need to transform into a tardigrade, I can transform back into a human will different colored pupils? I'm down.
Tempting as it is, I'm fine with my senses as they are. And I think I'd miss the lost sense more than I'd get extra joy from hearing/seeing better.
You can eat as much food as you want without becoming overweight, but you lose your sense of taste in the process.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
No, what’s the point of eating an excess of food if you can’t taste it.
you can fly, but you lose both legs and shrink to half size
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
easy yes i'd never need to walk when i could float
You can fix one major world problem at the expense of this:
Living in your walls
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
sorry homeless people, but HECK NO!!!
You have supervision irl, but you can never eat dessert ever again.
My pronouns are she/her
I love DnD, Harry Potter, books, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, and food, plus a whole list of others
Currently thinking of joining the Harry Potter Hogwarts Thread
In the Cult of Nerds and Dorks as a dorky nerd
Just a friendly reminder to keep comment chains short! Thanks! (oh God why do I sound like an airline stewardess!!!!??)
Eh, I like how I see good enough. Now pass the ice cream!
You get the dream job you've always wanted, but you have to move to the Arctic Circle.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
no deal
you obtain enough wealth to buy the entirety of afroeurasia and still be the richest person alive but no matter how good of a person you are a bunch of people will treat you like your hitler two electric boogaloo
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Yeah no I'm not dealing with being an outcast to society.
You gain the ability to go between the real world and your favorite game's world, but it takes quite a bit of energy to do so and whatever happens in one world will carry over to the other.
Behold, an inconsistently active visual storyteller.
Is she funny? Creative?
I sure hope so, but how could I know?
I would take the offer.
Here's my deal: You gain the ability to receive the answer to any question at any time, once per day. However, 2,000,000 other people selected at random will always dispute the answer you receive, no matter how convincing or logical the answer may seem, and will go to great lengths to try and disprove your answer. Will you take the deal? Oh, and don't worry about signing the contract in blood. I'm sure red ink will be enough to trick the binding seals.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
So do these people atomatically get the answer in their heads, too? Or do they have to hear you say the answer, then they start argueing?
Either way, I would take it. If the answer is always right, then I would be able to learn sooooo much.
My offer, you pour soul: You can read anyone's mind, but only can only see sad, anger-filled, or otherwise negative memories from their past.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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I would reject the deal. I don’t want to deal with other people’s sadness and anger.
My offer: You can change into the shape of any animal species you want, but your mind then becomes limited by the intelligence and communication ability of that species.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
I would reject the deal. That’s a one way transformation.
My offer: you get 1,000,000 dollars but someone randomly dies in the world. You can take it multiple times
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
sure
you get to produce one masterpiece of media but the fandom is worse then the steven universe owl house and any other toxic fandom you can think of put together
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
No thanks
You become a godlike being with infinite powers, but earth gets destroyed and the people on it can't be brought back in any way.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
yes humanity is overrated
you obtain your hearts desire but you become completely obsessed with it
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Yeah no.
You can grow a limb wherever you want however that same limb will start sprouting on the new limb
Wherever I want? So I could just point at the school bully and suddenly a bunch of legs would start sprouting from their body? I'm taking it.
You learn a cantrip of your choosing, but every time you cast it, a single plant nearby dies.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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sure why not
you gain immortality but you need to kill an unwilling innocent human every century
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Unclear instructions. I'll kill an innocent baby spider every century.
You control one element of the periodic table, but you feel twice the pain from anything.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
I know it is out of order and a few posts ago but I think I would actually take this deal despite knowing I would eventually live to regret it, my curiosity in the moment would get the better of my cautious rationality.
Not exactly sure what you mean by "control an element"? Hover it telekinetically and shape it like putty? I think the uses outweigh the downside, I have a fairly high pain threshold.
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You gain the ability to change your form at will, but you must change your form at least once a year and can never return to any forms you have taken previously (including your original form).
So every year, I can have a different eye color? And if I need to transform into a tardigrade, I can transform back into a human will different colored pupils? I'm down.
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You don't feel pain
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.