Well, technically, it's not stealing, because he promised to give it to me as payment for destroying his rival's palace with my Aura of Utter Destruction, but then decided not to when that same aura caused the roof of his bedchambers to collapse.
Yvonne once broke a magical seal. With a sledgehammer. That seal has spent years plotting its revenge, and only now is Yvonne realizing that she shouldn't attack random sea creatures like that, lest they kit-katnap her candy and other valuables.
Did you know that hyenas can loaf like cats? Look up 'Hyena loafing'.
Dertinus will most likely not bother looking up a loafing hyena.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Overkill didn't know I only went to the Zoo twice in my life.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Dertinus is actually a monkey in the zoo that stole a tourists portable computer, and is now using it for this.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Overkill secretly hates bananas, because he can never find any mon-keys to unlock them.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Pug creates really clever and original puns, but very few people laugh at them.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yvonne holds back laughter caused by my puns. Why? I have no clue. Probably a curse or something.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Pug lies about the utter destruction part - they have never actually destroyed anything before.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring.
LightningBoy has never been struck by lightning.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Pug has consistently been struck by lightning at 11:47 pm at February 27th every year for three years.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Even when I'm asleep in the middle of a storm-proof bunker! It's so annoying!
Yvonne is planning to betray her best friend at 12:15 P.M. tomorrow.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
What? No! *hides giant corkboard covered in red thread*
Pug stole something at 11:47 pm on February 27th three years ago from a Storm Giant's Palace.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Well, technically, it's not stealing, because he promised to give it to me as payment for destroying his rival's palace with my Aura of Utter Destruction, but then decided not to when that same aura caused the roof of his bedchambers to collapse.
Yvonne once broke a magical seal. With a sledgehammer. That seal has spent years plotting its revenge, and only now is Yvonne realizing that she shouldn't attack random sea creatures like that, lest they kit-katnap her candy and other valuables.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
I actually ration out any sweets I get across long periods of time. Some years, when I was a kid, my Halloween candy would last until June.
Pug has a 33-year old Snickers bar in a safe.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Only because it's magical and capable of making folks laugh. Or, at least, snicker.
Yvonne thinks Snickers bars are made from snickerdoodles.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Pug is cursed so that every piece of chocolate within 5 feet of them at any given time will be teleported to the Elemental Plane of Fire.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yvonne waits in the Plane of Fire to catch the chocolate.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
It just melts so fast!
0verkill doesn't know that I set up a fire-proof web to catch the chocolate while I'm away.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yvonne doesn't know that the web being fire-proof doesn't stop the chocolate melting from the heat.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
The spiders don't mind melted chocolate, and neither do I. I can just eat the web when it loses its stickiness, chocolate and all.
0verkill has never tried eating spiderwebs.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yvonne hasn’t either.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring.