based off of your pfp, signature, and your mother's first words to you, I'm guessing you're going for the whole unholy offspring vibe.
*exactly*
Bro your signature is lamer than a dude who lives in his mothers basement. Oh wait thats you! Im sad you had to be given to her to be honest, caue even though your a burden to the world, Your really only hurting her specifically (Apparently I need to clarify this now, IM JOKING NOT SERIOUS)
hey, friendly tip for roasting, don't rant. It loses attention if it goes too long. I would just use the first sentence & save the rest for later.
(side note: rants can draw attention but not as well as one-liners)
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What a lame insult. Wouldn’t expect any better from someone whose username is named after tiny squeaky things making a monarchy. Like that could ever happen!
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Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
hey, friendly tip for roasting, don't rant. It loses attention if it goes too long. I would just use the first sentence & save the rest for later.
(side note: rants can draw attention but not as well as one-liners)
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
For once I’m inclined to agree with the kid who threw a Snapchat filter over their pfp. Seriously, what’s up with that?
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*Yup.*
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What a lame insult. Wouldn’t expect any better from someone whose username is named after tiny squeaky things making a monarchy. Like that could ever happen!
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Says the person who cant spell fruits
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Is that supposed to hurt? My prim and proper grandmother roasts better than you.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Your Grandmother roasts better than you too. But why would you even want to roast Granny, it's let's eat, Grandma not let's eat Grandma.
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
I heard your grandma's cookie's taste bad
ima drago :3
OwO What's this? *notices your pfp* Very nice pfp my friend. 10/10
PM me the word tomato 🍅 PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! Please read my Extended Signature
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I love suffering with suicide :3
They're better than yours.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
There's nothing sacred about duct tape
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Says the guy who fantasizes about living in a sewer
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(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
I can't even cook
ima drago :3
OwO What's this? *notices your pfp* Very nice pfp my friend. 10/10
PM me the word tomato 🍅 PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! Please read my Extended Signature
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I love suffering with suicide :3
Oh, self-burn! Those are rare.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
No, it's a burn to you, because if BJYT can't even cook, and makes cookies that are better than yours, then yours must truly be awful
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
there's nothing awesome about rats
*I got a HUGE stroke of luck because I was responding to an earlier post from dutch*
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"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
Imagine using a non-square pfp.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
wow, what an imaginative roast. Never had a roast about sewers or rats before
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
imagine getting completely ninjaed
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"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me"
You must know a lot about that
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