"Give me a second to roll to see if you get a random encounter." *Rolls a die*
*Looks at the result, and rolls a second die*
*WIDE EYES OF CONCERN*
*KEEPS ROLLING MORE DICE*
*STARTS SCREAMING WITH TERROR*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
As you sprint to the artifact I appear and deul you
My stats are 300 in everything regain all my hit points at the start of my turn which I have 999999999999999 of and deal 99998999999999 damage to anyone who fails a DC 300000 con save at the start of my turn. + I can do anything. Mwhahahaha
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If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
Me: Hey DM, you called me just to play in your yet started campaign. OK. Tell me where I am and anything else.... I'll describe my char to the rest of players here.
DM: ( after some hidden rolls ) You are dead.... yes !!!.... it seems I spawned you in a dangerous place.... Wait until someone spots you.
Me: (( I dunno if I have to cry or do a table-flip meme )).........
"You notice a normal wooden closet, without a lock on it. It's empty."
"Oh cool."
"Would you like to take the hide action?"
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You walk into an ominous cave shaped like a gaping mouth. It is empty the cave only goes deeper changing to a strange pink rock. I need initative rolls from everyone. (See: giant mimic)
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If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
*KEEPS ROLLING MORE DICE*
*STARTS SCREAMING WITH TERROR*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Extended sig
Dm: Kay everybody let’s start we left off at cragmaw when there were goblins hiding in the bushes but you didn’t know that.
Player: well now we know.
Anime lover, puller of all nighters, destroyer of angels,
I'm only ten years old :)
Has 42 characters
Ultimate homebrewer.
I also play sword World 2.5, a Japanese TTRPG.
well, BEST thing a dm can say...
'Loviatar, the Spider Goddess decides that further playing with, or killing, your party would be a waste of time' and so she runs off.
Worst thing a Player can say...
'QUICK! Don't let her get AWAY! I cast a wall of stone front of her!'....
I had the most health left, and I only had 2 points..... We silenced my brother's toon.. and Quickly
"So, about your marching order..."
"What's your Dexterity saving throw modifier again?"
"Nope, not rolling anything! Ignore that d20."
Tank, submarine, plane, and D&D nerd. I'm just here for the forum games and maybe some D&D every once in a while.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.-John 3:16
DM after Bard seduces the dragon: “Roll a Constitution saving throw.”
Bard: “Why?!”
DM: “For the STD’s”
As you sprint to the artifact I appear and deul you
My stats are 300 in everything regain all my hit points at the start of my turn which I have 999999999999999 of and deal 99998999999999 damage to anyone who fails a DC 300000 con save at the start of my turn. + I can do anything. Mwhahahaha
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
Wait is this for the players or the DM like worst thing for players or worst thing for the dm
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
DM: roll initative
*In room but no one else is there
PCs: why
DM: ROLL IT
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
DM: "I have nothing planned for this session so I'm just going to make it up as we go..."
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!DM: your really getting on my nerves
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
DM: Ok so all the goblins rolled a crit on there attacks on you the wizard.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!Me: Hey DM, you called me just to play in your yet started campaign. OK. Tell me where I am and anything else.... I'll describe my char to the rest of players here.
DM: ( after some hidden rolls ) You are dead.... yes !!!.... it seems I spawned you in a dangerous place.... Wait until someone spots you.
Me: (( I dunno if I have to cry or do a table-flip meme )).........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
PC, this getting boring
DM,ok then to the final boss you level 1s. Time to fight vecna
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
DM : no !!!! don't leave the room until you roll a dexterity saving throw..... heyyy !!!! delay your pee for a while and do the roil
I hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... DM....... let me peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I'm sorry, I know we've gotten to a good point, but I'm just not going to be able to continue, so the game will have to fold. (Or variations of that).
"I take a look around the hallway."
"Roll for perception/investigation."
*rolls*
"You notice a normal wooden closet, without a lock on it. It's empty."
"Oh cool."
"Would you like to take the hide action?"
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
You walk into an ominous cave shaped like a gaping mouth. It is empty the cave only goes deeper changing to a strange pink rock. I need initative rolls from everyone. (See: giant mimic)
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
*In the middle of a random dungeon*
"Oops, make 3 Dexterity saves."
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Nothing, just nothing, just a death stare as they look at their papers and shed a single tear of sorrow for your lvl 20 characters
So as you cast your spell, you find it mysteriously doesn't work...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ