"You know what? No, you can't do that. I don't care if it's in the rules, it will break the fight and I'm an angry toddler minded person who doesn't care about your feelings"
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Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign ofDoomJOY to Come!!!!!
As you beat the monstrosity that cost you of all your resources and nearly killed you, it becomes a corse and someone tumbles out. "Ah, free at last..."
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO DM. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF COPY PAPER IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY HOUSE. IF THE WORD HATE WAS WRITTEN ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MY PLAYERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."
"hold on, what does it say...? oh, ok, ok, got it... So... you all notice-"
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he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO DM. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF COPY PAPER IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY HOUSE. IF THE WORD HATE WAS WRITTEN ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MY PLAYERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."
don't make me use the dice of punishment (zocchihedron)
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“The important thing is not how long you live... It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist. If I could do something really important... That would definitely carry on into the future.” – grovyle
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
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DM: Ah yes, you're level 3 now? Hmm... how about I take you on a real adventure?
*Vecna appears*
Vecna: DIE!
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
You can’t certainly try.
"Hmm, mighta put too many traps in this room..."
"Ugh where are my notes?"
"You know what? No, you can't do that. I don't care if it's in the rules, it will break the fight and I'm an angry toddler minded person who doesn't care about your feelings"
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!"You suddenly get the feeling of being watched..."
Player: "Oh, I use my Staff of Secrets!"
"You find it doesn't work."
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"Roll me a D20"
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Roll me a D100"
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!As you beat the monstrosity that cost you of all your resources and nearly killed you, it becomes a corse and someone tumbles out. "Ah, free at last..."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Roll me a perception check really quick?"
"...why"
"No reason" >:)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
" Time's up !! see all of you on the next week......... or not ".
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
What's everyone's passive perception?
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO DM. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION SQUARE MILES OF COPY PAPER IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY HOUSE. IF THE WORD HATE WAS WRITTEN ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MY PLAYERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
"No, I didn't ask you to make a Saving Throw. I asked you how many Hit Points you currently have."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Let me just pull out my encounter table..."
*rolls dice with oncernedlook on face*
Don't you just love platypuses/platypi/platypodes?
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"hold on, what does it say...? oh, ok, ok, got it... So... you all notice-"
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
*I Have No Dice and I Must Roll A Death Save*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*How much hp do you have again?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
"Okay, you got the pipe. Roll for damage, please."
"Why?"
"To see if you drown."
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>?
YES NO
[Enter My Support Thread <Zero Fox Given>]?
"Hmmm..."
"Here, lemme just roll falling damage real quick..." *sound of about thirty dice rolling*
"So, how many hitpoints do you have left again?"
*rolls damage* *snickers* "Well...you're dead."
Tank, submarine, plane, and D&D nerd. I'm just here for the forum games and maybe some D&D every once in a while.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.-John 3:16
don't make me use the dice of punishment (zocchihedron)
“The important thing is not how long you live... It's what you accomplish with your life. While I live, I want to shine. I want to prove that I exist. If I could do something really important... That would definitely carry on into the future.” – grovyle
extd sig?
Ok, you punch the old man. He stares into your eyes. *Takes all the character sheets* Player: We still have 20 minutes! DM: I know.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.