he/him asexual panromantic legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Me ( A Human wizard lvl 14 with 9 strenght who recently found a Manual of Bodily Health ) : Heyy DM.. I wanna practice the exercises this boook just describes....
DM : Ok roll a Strenght saving throw on your first new ""push-ups"" exercises
Me : Nat 1.........................
(( the rest of the party after laughing barely soundly )) ........ Bro... you always surprises me... hahahahahhahaha
Oh you walk into that door? And then you walked into that door? And that door?
And that door?
And that door?
And that door?
Hmm... welp, have fun with that Lich, people.
The Competition of the Finest 'Brews! Voting is open!
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
« You put your ear to the wall. It has a heartbeat. »
Something wicked this way comes...
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
your playing irl and your dm buries his face under the screen and starts laughing
*rolls dice behind the screen*
"OH... WOW."
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
"Umm... well-"
he/him
asexual panromantic
legally certified dumb piece of shit who will **** around and find out, one way or another
Monster Hunter fan (Stygian Zinogre and Ivory Lagiacrus are kickass; change my mind)
"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."
DM: Bob rickrolls you.
Player: I shove 5 gallons of salt water down his throat.
DM: Create or destroy water.
Player: 11 gallons.
DM: Roll to hit with +3.
Player: 12.
DM: Miss.
Player: I shove the entire Carribean down their throat.
DM: Roll with -1 and disadvantage.
Player: 3.
DM: Miss.
Player: ALL OF FLORIDA!
DM: Roll -1 and disadvantage again.
Player: OH GOD 1!
DM: You ate florida. take 204 piercing damage.
Player: I don't exist anymore.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
You just angered the Weather Pug.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
"Uh so, how much health do you have, and how much damage did that necklace you are now unattuning from absorb?"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
Me ( A Human wizard lvl 14 with 9 strenght who recently found a Manual of Bodily Health ) : Heyy DM.. I wanna practice the exercises this boook just describes....
DM : Ok roll a Strenght saving throw on your first new ""push-ups"" exercises
Me : Nat 1.........................
(( the rest of the party after laughing barely soundly )) ........ Bro... you always surprises me... hahahahahhahaha
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
A tarrasque flies down from the heavens.
Welp, games done
Me Like
monks, Invincible, Arcane, Fortnite, Marvel Rivals, Terraria, Eragon, Scythe, Robert Langdon, comic books, manga, anime and more. :P
Tempest Monk Homebrew Subclass (plez check out)
I am the DM
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Praise Mulop!
”Are you sure?”
Player: “so i noticed you said our human npc we’re escorting passed the charisma check against being charmed, but I didn’t hear any dice roll”
dm: “oh, don’t worry about it”
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
DM: Roll a dexterity saving throw
Player: 19 for a 26
DM: Nope! Take 548 damage.
"I'm going to need a death sa-- wait, huh, never mind. Just go ahead and start making another character, this combat should be over pretty quick."
The book says this shouldn’t be too difficult for you guys…
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Dm: “The sky begins to darken”
Players: “so it’s turning to night?”
dm: “roll initiative”
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
The dragon unleashes his frost breath and...(rolls dice) OH FU- I mean, you all pass your saving throw!
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
*you open the door to see a single chest as the door closes with a sign that says lockpick me*
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock
I am my inner demons