Jeff already is mortal technically but there’s nothing powerful enough to kill him, not even time.
I wish for Jeff to learn mathematics and learn strategic battle formations.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Granted! jeff learns battle strategies. he also learns math, but not how it applies to the real world, so he tries to optimise his strategies but misuses the math and ends up making his starategies worse, because they are optimised for a theretical world that does not exist
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Granted. they make a couple terrible episodes that ruin everything then cut it off in the middle on a cliffhanger
I wish people in this forum would acctually follow the rules and carry out the wish, just in an unndesirable way instead of adding things on or completley ignorring the stippulations of the wish
Theu instead bow to his moron cousin Jeff the dumb dumb
I wish for people to stop posting about Jeff in any form or fashion
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
They stop posting about Jeff the dumb dumb
I wish for a mound of clay to feed to Jeff that won't suffocate me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Jeff chokes on it and obliterates you for attempted murder
I wish for Jeff to become mortal
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Jeff already is mortal technically but there’s nothing powerful enough to kill him, not even time.
I wish for Jeff to learn mathematics and learn strategic battle formations.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Granted! jeff learns battle strategies. he also learns math, but not how it applies to the real world, so he tries to optimise his strategies but misuses the math and ends up making his starategies worse, because they are optimised for a theretical world that does not exist
I wish jeff the claymore roomba rell in love
Rell in love is a term that means to be killed by somebody you love
I wish for Jeff the evil roomba to be executed for war crimes.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
You can try.
I wish for matpat not to retire.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Granted, but his editors retire making his videos much less frequent
I wish nobody could make any wish that could harm Jeff the Evil Roomba in any way
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Everyone except me. 😈👹
I wish for Jeff the evil roomba to become a tiny ant that I can crush under my boot
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Granted except Jeff is now a Panda Ant.
I wish for a resurrection spell for Toby Keith. RIP 🙏
Granted, they get killed immediately after by Jeff the Evil Roomba.
I wish for my thumbnail to grow back.
(I need it for my guitar class today)
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, it grows to the size of a monster truck.
I wish Jylek_whiteshield didn't hate Jeff the Evil Roomba so much!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, Jylek dies.
I wish for a 3rd season of Good Omens.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted. they make a couple terrible episodes that ruin everything then cut it off in the middle on a cliffhanger
I wish people in this forum would acctually follow the rules and carry out the wish, just in an unndesirable way instead of adding things on or completley ignorring the stippulations of the wish
Granted, instead of adding things they remove things. Your wish becomes 'I wish people wish undesirable' and everyone wishes horrible, horrible things
I wish for not horrible things, as somehow I'm unaffected.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You shit your pants
I wish the next 10000 wishes have the downside you shit your pants, have explosive diarrhea, and have herpes.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Granted but...
I wish Cuteturtle2theTortlerogue legally changed their name to 'you'.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ok I shit my pants, have diarrhea, and herpes.
i wish to change everyone’s name to you.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
For one second, and nobody made any wishes during that period. Also you (censor) your pants, have diarrhea and herpes.
I wish to end this long series of the same twist over and over.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You do the new twist is that everyone does it at the same time and Jeff the evil roomba doubles in power.
i wish Jeff the evil roomba Quintuples in power and my power is divided by five.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random