Granted. Operation [REDACTED] achieves its goal of [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] but unforeseen complications with [REDACTED] cause a [REDACTED] destabilization.
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Granted. You die because you made a stupid wish and the hungry children in Africa beat you up.
I wish for a cheesecake that only I get to eat and regenerates after I eat it.
Granted. You choke on the cheesecake
I wish for a new mountain bike.
Granted. It's new. It's pristine. It's excellent. The actual owner is a bit miffed one of your buddies stole it for you so the cops get involved and arrest. But boy was that mountain bike nice.
I wish for more room in the freezer I could buy a ton of good-sale chicken breast.
Granted. You get a walk in freezer, then get locked inside it, where you die of hypothermia because it's the middle of the summer and you're in shorts and a t-shirt
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Granted. Operation [REDACTED] achieves its goal of [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] but unforeseen complications with [REDACTED] cause a [REDACTED] destabilization.
I wish Daylight Savings time was next week.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, now it's right now. Wake up, you're late for work/school!
I wish that I had known Daylight Savings Time was coming up instead of just hearing about it now.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You did! Don’t you remember?
I wish daylight savings had an on/off switch
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
Granted. The switch broke, leaving you stuck in DST
I wish I could see the northern lights anywhere in the world
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
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My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted. Alpha Centauri supernovas. Wait 4 years.
I wish for true vacuum decay.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Granted. (what is true vacuum decay?) you die when it's achieved
I wish New England was its own country.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
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My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Already granted. America!
I wish for false vacuum collapse.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Granted. You die because you made a stupid wish and the hungry children in Africa beat you up.
I wish for a cheesecake that only I get to eat and regenerates after I eat it.
Stop making me research Quantum Physics! I want to be a math major, not physics major
Granted, but 3 minutes later, it becomes false vacuum decay
I wish HeresJohnny didn't know anything about quantum physics.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
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My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted. You choke on the cheesecake
I wish for a new mountain bike.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
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My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Do not respond to this message.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Granted. It's new. It's pristine. It's excellent. The actual owner is a bit miffed one of your buddies stole it for you so the cops get involved and arrest. But boy was that mountain bike nice.
I wish for more room in the freezer I could buy a ton of good-sale chicken breast.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You get a walk in freezer, then get locked inside it, where you die of hypothermia because it's the middle of the summer and you're in shorts and a t-shirt
I wish I was an Olympic hurdler.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
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My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted, your freezer becomes infinite, and gets taken away by the SCP Foundation. However, you don't remember this, because they give you amnestics.
I wish for a frog.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted. You get a poison dart frog, touch it, and die.
I still wish to be an Olympic hurdler.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
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My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted. You olympically throw up.
*Something not about quantum physics, because I forgot.*
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
You forgot about *something not about quantum physics*
I wish to be an Olympic Athlete
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
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Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
*silence*
*silence*
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
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Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted! but you are an aincient greek olympic athlete, which means you have to compeat naked, and you have a high likleyhood of dying
I wish for a cloak made out of the fabric of space-time itself