Granted, but you spill juice on it, staining it irreversibly. All your enemies laugh when they see it.
I wish for a normal purple d20.
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
You teleport into the space of something that already exists and get booted out of the universe.
I wish for this thread to stay active
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Granted. Unfortunately the chemistry teacher has an allergy to dogs and sneezes out of control, dropping a bottle of hydrocloric acid. The acid rapidly sinks through the floor, causing mayhem in the classroom below and weakening the structural integrity of the building. Seeing the panic of students and faculty, your dog darts out of the room, knocking over the school nurse and causing a delay in medical treatment when they go unconscious from hitting their head again the hard tile floor. The ensuing stampedes of chaos cause countless injuries and destruction, resulting in the school having to be closed for months while undergoing repairs. Your dog survives but you have to be taking classes during the summer when you'd normally be on vacation in order to make up for lost time.
Granted. Unfortunately the chemistry teacher has an allergy to dogs and sneezes out of control, dropping a bottle of hydrocloric acid. The acid rapidly sinks through the floor, causing mayhem in the classroom below and weakening the structural integrity of the building. Seeing the panic of students and faculty, your dog darts out of the room, knocking over the school nurse and causing a delay in medical treatment when they go unconscious from hitting their head again the hard tile floor. The ensuing stampedes of chaos cause countless injuries and destruction, resulting in the school having to be closed for months while undergoing repairs. Your dog survives but you have to be taking classes during the summer when you'd normally be on vacation in order to make up for lost time.
I wish the dishes would clean themselves.
(You never said my dog doesn't get injured. I'm hunting you down🤣)
You spend several thousands of dollars on a dishwasher, but it breaks after a week.
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Granted, it's the size of a toothpick and the magic just makes it glow, nothing else.
I wish for a pie. Happy pi day everyone!
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Granted, but you spill juice on it, staining it irreversibly. All your enemies laugh when they see it.
I wish for a normal purple d20.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Granted, but it always roles bad.
I wish for a pepperoni pizza.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Granted, it's actually just a pile of pepperoni stacked and arranged like a pizza.
I wish people would at least TRY to use proper grammar and punctuation.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Grannted. Thay trie. Butt thay due knot suck-cede.
Eye whish four moar roome inn teh freazer.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
The genie doesn’t know what your saying
I wish for a cool sword
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
I wish I could wish, but I still don’t exist
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
You get a magic sword but it breaks when you touch it
i wish to teleport
You teleport into the space of something that already exists and get booted out of the universe.
I wish for this thread to stay active
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
It is. nothing happens
I wish for a magical stain remover for my space-time cloak.
It is made with bleach, and bleaches your space-time cloak.
I wish for my dog to come to school with me (if anyone DARES say my dog dies, I will hunt them down)
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted. Unfortunately the chemistry teacher has an allergy to dogs and sneezes out of control, dropping a bottle of hydrocloric acid. The acid rapidly sinks through the floor, causing mayhem in the classroom below and weakening the structural integrity of the building. Seeing the panic of students and faculty, your dog darts out of the room, knocking over the school nurse and causing a delay in medical treatment when they go unconscious from hitting their head again the hard tile floor. The ensuing stampedes of chaos cause countless injuries and destruction, resulting in the school having to be closed for months while undergoing repairs. Your dog survives but you have to be taking classes during the summer when you'd normally be on vacation in order to make up for lost time.
I wish the dishes would clean themselves.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
“_________________________” (not existing)
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
(You never said my dog doesn't get injured. I'm hunting you down🤣)
You spend several thousands of dollars on a dishwasher, but it breaks after a week.
I wish my dog could live as long as me.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
You and your dog are standing on the edge of a cliff. It crumbles away. Happy now?
Hmm, I still can’t wish
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES
YOU. KILLED. MY. DOG!!!!!!
You get your ability to wish, and then wish yourself out of existence.
I wish my dog was immortal.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Then nothing happens.
I wish for Nintendo to stop destroying everything good with their copyright policies.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
You buy a "Nintendo Switch" that is actually a knock-off that blows up in your face because it was fake because Nintendo didn't copyright it.
I wish for better school computer.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted, it costs you 1,500 USD.
I wish for gay rights!
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
(Bro tried to twist my wish, but ended up just granting me a Macbook Ait 13, which has a price range of $900 - $1800. Thanks!!!)
I can't twist that because I wish for the same.
Double it and give to the next person.
Character(s): Chak-tha, Thri-kreen Battlemaster Fighter, Théodmon Rokas, Eladrin Druid, Grayhawk the Aerial Ace, Aarakocra Bladesinger Wizard
Current Campaign(s): Dungeons, Darkness, Drow, and Demons, an Out of the Abyss Adventure, Dungeon Delvers, a Dungeon of the Mad Mage Adventure, Jungle of Evil, a Tomb of Annihilation Adventure
Check out the Chatty Tavern | Jester and Breadman's Character Bakery
My title from drummer is Wielder of Whispers
Granted, it's the size of a toothpick and the magic just makes it glow, nothing else.
I wish for a pie. Happy pi day everyone!
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!