The Wish Master misheard you and gave you 10 Dollars and he is genuinely questioning you're INT stat.
I Wish that I could fall asleep tonight without my brain keeping me up
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Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
You do fall asleep but then a minute later you wake up again.
I wish for 348 billion US dollars, legally transferred, post tax, into a completely secured and insured bank account under my name and social security number, that I maintain access to at all times that I can regularly monitor using my magically perfect senses, while the dollar retains its current relative global value as of 3/28/2025, and my newly earned money does not have any inflationary effect on the economy, and we continue to live in a economy where capitalism exists, so that I get to benefit from a system of currency being exchanged for goods and services, I DID NOT say doll hairs, In world that does not drastically change in any way, and the spell acts exactly as its phrased and no form of magic may it be counter spell or a gods will can alter it in any way, In a world which the quality of goods and services are continuously improving and will never be worse that the quality of today's goods and services as of 3/28/2025.
tldr, wishmaster only read the first sentences, u do get 358 billion us dollars, except a random pigeon force feeds a nuke into your mouth. the nuke explodes.
OR
you get it and proceed to be struck by a car(common death that does not drastically change the world). the money goes to charity tho!
I wish I could control time as I wish for as long as I want with no draw backs
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He/Him. I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
tldr, wishmaster only read the first sentences, u do get 358 billion us dollars, except a random pigeon force feeds a nuke into your mouth. the nuke explodes.
OR
you get it and proceed to be struck by a car(common death that does not drastically change the world). the money goes to charity tho!
OR
not an original wish by you, wish denied.
i wish for a gooder INT stat, preferbly 10.
wdym at least half the stuff in that wish are mine the other half I got a few friends input from. Also I cant just get struck by a car, because one yes that would most certainly change the world 348billion dollars could solve world hunger easily. Two in my wish it clearly states "I get to benefit from a system of currency being exchanged for goods and services" implying that I get to live. Three I would be the richest man in the world no one is hitting me with a cyber truck randomly that's not twisting the wish. I dont think I need to explain how that first comment is bad.
tldr, wishmaster only read the first sentences, u do get 358 billion us dollars, except a random pigeon force feeds a nuke into your mouth. the nuke explodes.
OR
you get it and proceed to be struck by a car(common death that does not drastically change the world). the money goes to charity tho!
OR
not an original wish by you, wish denied.
i wish for a gooder INT stat, preferbly 10.
wdym at least half the stuff in that wish are mine the other half I got a few friends input from. Also I cant just get struck by a car, because one yes that would most certainly change the world 348billion dollars could solve world hunger easily. Two in my wish it clearly states "I get to benefit from a system of currency being exchanged for goods and services" implying that I get to live. Three I would be the richest man in the world no one is hitting me with a cyber truck randomly that's not twisting the wish. I dont think I need to explain how that first comment is bad.
quick question, do you know what tldr means?
a single death does not change the world drastically. if you already had plans in motion to solve world hunger, then it would've changed drastically. the wish was made by Jack & Chris on yt. the "i get to benefit" part is a reason, not part of the wish. how would the guy driving the car know ur the richest man in the world? would you prefer that the money was mimics?
i wish to be able to form light tubes whenever i want by compressing already existing light.
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derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list. supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
tldr, wishmaster only read the first sentences, u do get 358 billion us dollars, except a random pigeon force feeds a nuke into your mouth. the nuke explodes.
OR
you get it and proceed to be struck by a car(common death that does not drastically change the world). the money goes to charity tho!
OR
not an original wish by you, wish denied.
i wish for a gooder INT stat, preferbly 10.
wdym at least half the stuff in that wish are mine the other half I got a few friends input from. Also I cant just get struck by a car, because one yes that would most certainly change the world 348billion dollars could solve world hunger easily. Two in my wish it clearly states "I get to benefit from a system of currency being exchanged for goods and services" implying that I get to live. Three I would be the richest man in the world no one is hitting me with a cyber truck randomly that's not twisting the wish. I dont think I need to explain how that first comment is bad.
quick question, do you know what tldr means?
a single death does not change the world drastically. if you already had plans in motion to solve world hunger, then it would've changed drastically. the wish was made by Jack & Chris on yt. the "i get to benefit" part is a reason, not part of the wish. how would the guy driving the car know ur the richest man in the world? would you prefer that the money was mimics?
i wish to be able to form light tubes whenever i want by compressing already existing light.
Granted, you do this by blinking, and it turns all of the light within 20 miles into one electricity powered light tube. When there's not enough light, it just goes out another 20 miles, and on and on. The world goes into a dark age, which means electricity can't be managed, which means you can't even use the tubes you got.
I wish to be able to think of good, unique/originial ideas more easily for creative works.
Granted. It's a ball of lead. You have a good time holding it until it sheds lead flakes into the air, you inhale them over time, and die a slow death of lead poisoning.
Granted, all life on earth dies as well as all noise producing things stoppingfrom creating noise, stopping all sounds, peace and quiet, in the next world
I wish for a portal to be created to the world of Pokémon and I become a scientist that can create new Pokémon.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted but it's the worst RPer in existence: One liners, no punctuation, inconsistent characterization, Mary Sue character, ect
I wish Baldur's Gate 3 had better customization options
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He/Him. I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
Granted, but the ui is put in a really weird way, you have to scroll through over 300+ options for everything now. Oh yeah, and there's no search feature.
I wish for the a wormhole to appear above earth and for the other end of the wormhole to appear in the goldilocks zone of another solar system.
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derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list. supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
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Granted, however, due to the fact that objects cannot be created or destroyed, wherever you teleport from collapses into a black hole.
i wish for 10 doll hairs
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
The Wish Master misheard you and gave you 10 Dollars and he is genuinely questioning you're INT stat.
I Wish that I could fall asleep tonight without my brain keeping me up
Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
You do fall asleep but then a minute later you wake up again.
I wish for 348 billion US dollars, legally transferred, post tax, into a completely secured and insured bank account under my name and social security number, that I maintain access to at all times that I can regularly monitor using my magically perfect senses, while the dollar retains its current relative global value as of 3/28/2025, and my newly earned money does not have any inflationary effect on the economy, and we continue to live in a economy where capitalism exists, so that I get to benefit from a system of currency being exchanged for goods and services, I DID NOT say doll hairs, In world that does not drastically change in any way, and the spell acts exactly as its phrased and no form of magic may it be counter spell or a gods will can alter it in any way, In a world which the quality of goods and services are continuously improving and will never be worse that the quality of today's goods and services as of 3/28/2025.
tldr, wishmaster only read the first sentences, u do get 358 billion us dollars, except a random pigeon force feeds a nuke into your mouth. the nuke explodes.
OR
you get it and proceed to be struck by a car(common death that does not drastically change the world). the money goes to charity tho!
OR
not an original wish by you, wish denied.
i wish for a gooder INT stat, preferbly 10.
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
Granted, but all your other stats drip to 1
I wish I could control time as I wish for as long as I want with no draw backs
He/Him. I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
wdym at least half the stuff in that wish are mine the other half I got a few friends input from. Also I cant just get struck by a car, because one yes that would most certainly change the world 348billion dollars could solve world hunger easily. Two in my wish it clearly states "I get to benefit from a system of currency being exchanged for goods and services" implying that I get to live. Three I would be the richest man in the world no one is hitting me with a cyber truck randomly that's not twisting the wish. I dont think I need to explain how that first comment is bad.
quick question, do you know what tldr means?
a single death does not change the world drastically. if you already had plans in motion to solve world hunger, then it would've changed drastically.
the wish was made by Jack & Chris on yt.
the "i get to benefit" part is a reason, not part of the wish.
how would the guy driving the car know ur the richest man in the world?
would you prefer that the money was mimics?
i wish to be able to form light tubes whenever i want by compressing already existing light.
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
Granted, instead of drawbacks to your power you gain so much control over time that you now have to permanently focus on it or it will collapse.
Granted, you do this by blinking, and it turns all of the light within 20 miles into one electricity powered light tube. When there's not enough light, it just goes out another 20 miles, and on and on. The world goes into a dark age, which means electricity can't be managed, which means you can't even use the tubes you got.
I wish to be able to think of good, unique/originial ideas more easily for creative works.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, instead of ten hours, it takes 9.9999999999999999999999 hours instead
I wish for my drawings to turn out how they are in my head
See you in the afterlife!
Granted, you can now only draw electrical charges from your mind.
I wish that somewhere in the universe besides in a place that would harm me at any time, a completely regular piece of bread appears.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, the piece of bread appears on engineer's teleporter.
i wish to have.......................................................... a cool metal ball.
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
Granted. It's a ball of lead. You have a good time holding it until it sheds lead flakes into the air, you inhale them over time, and die a slow death of lead poisoning.
I wish for a pet frog.
granted, however, it's also a prince. it is constantly running away in search of it's castle.
i wish for the toggle ability to turn the ground beneath me into snow. only ground up to 1 ft beneath me turns to snow. it's width is also 1 ft.
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
Granted, but you can't toggle it off and the melted water will never evaporate, leaving a puddle behind whenever you use it.
I wish to not procrastinate on stuff
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, all life on earth dies as well as all noise producing things stoppingfrom creating noise, stopping all sounds, peace and quiet, in the next world
I wish for a portal to be created to the world of Pokémon and I become a scientist that can create new Pokémon.
*read the wrong message*
Granted, you instantly die, not procrastinating on death
I wish for the thing I said above
What, death? Okay, you die.
I wish for people to not argue on stuff, but don't just say they die because that's unimaginative.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My other account is EJODM29715.
They no longer argue with words. They meet up in the dark abandoned alley behind your school and physically fight!
I wish for someone to work on my mech pilot rp with me. (But seriously I am asking for someone to do this with me.)
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted but it's the worst RPer in existence: One liners, no punctuation, inconsistent characterization, Mary Sue character, ect
I wish Baldur's Gate 3 had better customization options
He/Him. I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
Granted, but the ui is put in a really weird way, you have to scroll through over 300+ options for everything now. Oh yeah, and there's no search feature.
I wish for the a wormhole to appear above earth and for the other end of the wormhole to appear in the goldilocks zone of another solar system.
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace