If the thread was closed, then you wouldn't be able to wish for the thread to be closed. But in order for you to close the thread, you must wish on it. The resulting paradox causes a tear in the fabric of the universe.
I wish that I wasn't bothered by stupid things.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Done. Instead of being bothered by stupid things, you are intensely bothered by EVERYTHING.
I wish that all games now cost 1$ per copy, and no, this does not affect the finical situation of the developers. They will still receive money as if their game was 60$ per copy.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
The imbalance between the amount of money received and the amount of money paid means more money is being added to the system! This causes rampant inflation!
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
You become a genie who can manipulate the entire world at your commander's wish. Except because you're a genie, you're trapped inside an oil lamp for all eternity.
I wish I could shapeshift at will into other D&D humanoids, like a Changeling does
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
You never specified D&D changeling, you are now a changeling of my making. Your powers include turning into a humanoid, before dying instantly. If you don't transform into a humanoid for 5 seconds, you also die instantly. If you are revived by a cleric, you also die instantly.
I wish for the ability to turn someone inside out.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
You take someone who is inside a building and turn them out into the outside of the building. Very rude.
I wish to become good at animation.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I wish for the ability to turn someone into a naked mole rat
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
You take the nearest person and turn them around and they fall onto a naked mole rat.
I wish for school to be enjoyable
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
School becomes optional, and to make up for lost education you now get boatloads of homework.
I wish my eyes changed color every time I blinked, in a way that doesn't hurt me.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
Ok, you blink, and your eyes change colors, and it's the most beautiful thing ever. You collapse on the floor, dead. You didn't feel a thing.
I wish for a the next person's wish to be written in a haiku
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
Granted! There's a guy named ku now. I talk to him.
Hai Ku! How are you doing on this momentous day? Ok it's
not | I wish to know what's wrong with my | really all that
momentous | Steam Deck's charging. | as of now but I need words, ya know? Oh right you're not on the same plane of existence, my bad ku. Maybe one day, you'll see... [Title Card saying "Beyond"]
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I wish that your stunningly beautiful poetry gets put on display in a museum!
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
You can now transform all draconic creatures into cardboard cutouts of Draco Malfoy.
I wish to be able to make anyone I imagine into a real, living breathing version.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
Granted. You summon Zooble, but they don't care one bit about you and go off somewhere far, far away.
I wish for a doge
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
If the thread was closed, then you wouldn't be able to wish for the thread to be closed. But in order for you to close the thread, you must wish on it. The resulting paradox causes a tear in the fabric of the universe.
I wish that I wasn't bothered by stupid things.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
"The time has come to fulfill your blood oath, electric rodent!"
Done. Instead of being bothered by stupid things, you are intensely bothered by EVERYTHING.
I wish that all games now cost 1$ per copy, and no, this does not affect the finical situation of the developers. They will still receive money as if their game was 60$ per copy.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
The imbalance between the amount of money received and the amount of money paid means more money is being added to the system! This causes rampant inflation!
I wish that people would stop cussing.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
Everything becomes kid-friendly, and now no kid can stop watching tv.
I wish for godlike power
You become a genie who can manipulate the entire world at your commander's wish. Except because you're a genie, you're trapped inside an oil lamp for all eternity.
I wish I could shapeshift at will into other D&D humanoids, like a Changeling does
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
You never specified D&D changeling, you are now a changeling of my making. Your powers include turning into a humanoid, before dying instantly. If you don't transform into a humanoid for 5 seconds, you also die instantly. If you are revived by a cleric, you also die instantly.
I wish for the ability to turn someone inside out.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
You take someone who is inside a building and turn them out into the outside of the building. Very rude.
I wish to become good at animation.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
You never said what type of animation.
I wish for the ability to turn someone into a naked mole rat
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
You take the nearest person and turn them around and they fall onto a naked mole rat.
I wish for school to be enjoyable
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
School becomes optional, and to make up for lost education you now get boatloads of homework.
I wish my eyes changed color every time I blinked, in a way that doesn't hurt me.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
Ok, you blink, and your eyes change colors, and it's the most beautiful thing ever. You collapse on the floor, dead. You didn't feel a thing.
I wish for a the next person's wish to be written in a haiku
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Granted! There's a guy named ku now. I talk to him.
Hai Ku! How are you doing on this momentous day? Ok it's
not | I wish to know what's wrong with my | really all that
momentous | Steam Deck's charging. | as of now but I need words, ya know? Oh right you're not on the same plane of existence, my bad ku. Maybe one day, you'll see... [Title Card saying "Beyond"]
(Hopefully formatting doesn't mess this one up)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*beautiful*
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
I wish that your stunningly beautiful poetry gets put on display in a museum!
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs!
I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Also when I post on forum cults it's not me joining, it's just me attempting to socialize.
Not quite out of the closet as an aroace lesbian femboy...they/them pronouns!
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
It gets displayed in a museum that burns down
I wish to have the powers of draconic transformation
You can now transform all draconic creatures into cardboard cutouts of Draco Malfoy.
I wish to be able to make anyone I imagine into a real, living breathing version.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Granted! But their heart doesn't beat or any bodily function besides breathing, so they can't function at all
I wish someone granted my wish from my last post on this thread instead of being distracted by the art.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted but everyone only sees that one post from you.
I wish for Zooble
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted. You summon Zooble, but they don't care one bit about you and go off somewhere far, far away.
I wish for a doge
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Granted but it eats you.
I wish funny bunny was not a ship
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p