Granted! Except, of course, you have to know exactly when it'll happen and you don't have the power to see into the future, so the power is kinda wasted. Oh, and rocks fall, everyone dies.
Granted, diseases can no longer enter your body. Sadly, this also means you can't get vaccines, so everyone around you starts avoiding you, thinking you’re anti-vax, you are unable to think of a good reason why you’re not vaccinated that you can say, so you eventually die of old age, sad and alone
I wish that nothing bad happens to me if I don't eat
As you wish. As you stand there, you see your own body fall to the ground. You realize that you are now a ghost with the ability to move your dead body around with telekinetic powers.
I Wish that I can see any event that has, is and will happen
Alright. Evil is eradicated, but because all humans have technically committed an evil by warming the world and driving a mass extinction, they are all wiped out. The rest of the species are now left with only peace, happiness, and love. The end.
Granted, you are erased from existence. With you gone from the timeline, someone else is forced to have to make that wish dark, making them experience all the same pain that you had to. As I was the next to comment, that someone else is me, so thanks for that.
I wish I could tell whenever someone was lying to me, and what they were lying about (and that lying was to be understood as meaning telling a falsehood or the like, not that someone was reclining).
Granted, no tricks, no traps, no convenient misunderstandings, you get and enjoy a one of a kind perfect cup of tea.
In fact, it is so perfect, that no other cup of tea could ever come close to the perfection of that cup. You try to enjoy other cups of tea, green, chamomile, earl grey, but nothing can ever come close to that one cup of perfection you had once and will never have again.
I wish George RR Martin had already finished Winds of Winter and a Dream of Spring and would release them tomorrow.
Granted. The next time you touch a dictionary, your mind overloads with the sheer quantity of information presented to you and you explode.
I wish that I could stop anything from happening before it did.
Granted! Except, of course, you have to know exactly when it'll happen and you don't have the power to see into the future, so the power is kinda wasted. Oh, and rocks fall, everyone dies.
I wish for something.
You get something, but your not sure what its is.
I wish for the hole in my pants to be repaired.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
It is! It was the one at the top, right?
I wish I could guest on Critical Role for one night
You get allowed entry, but traffic is so bad you miss everything.
I wish to be immune to all disease.
Granted, diseases can no longer enter your body. Sadly, this also means you can't get vaccines, so everyone around you starts avoiding you, thinking you’re anti-vax, you are unable to think of a good reason why you’re not vaccinated that you can say, so you eventually die of old age, sad and alone
I wish that nothing bad happens to me if I don't eat
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleasebut whenever you eat you instantly explode in a large ball of food
i wish that i could have whatever i want whenever i want
Granted! People yell whatever and whenever at you when you make a wish.
I wish for a nice shade tree.
You get a shade-wood tree from the game terraria. Monsters spawn near it and attack you.
I wish for more love to come my way.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted! You get more love... TOO much love, swarms of men and women flood the streets trying to get to you, you eventually drown in the sea of lovers
I wish I could make my body levitate for as long as I want, wherever I want, and whenever I want
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseAs you wish. As you stand there, you see your own body fall to the ground. You realize that you are now a ghost with the ability to move your dead body around with telekinetic powers.
I Wish that I can see any event that has, is and will happen
Granted. However, you can't do anything to change them.
I wish that all evil was eradicated, leaving only peace, happiness, and love. (HA! Good luck trying to twist THAT!)
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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Alright. Evil is eradicated, but because all humans have technically committed an evil by warming the world and driving a mass extinction, they are all wiped out. The rest of the species are now left with only peace, happiness, and love. The end.
I wish I didn't have to make that turn dark.
Granted, you are erased from existence. With you gone from the timeline, someone else is forced to have to make that wish dark, making them experience all the same pain that you had to. As I was the next to comment, that someone else is me, so thanks for that.
I wish I could tell whenever someone was lying to me, and what they were lying about (and that lying was to be understood as meaning telling a falsehood or the like, not that someone was reclining).
Granted, but you always exclaim "You're lying!" at the the top of your lungs when they do.
I wish for the perfect cup of tea. :)
Granted, no tricks, no traps, no convenient misunderstandings, you get and enjoy a one of a kind perfect cup of tea.
In fact, it is so perfect, that no other cup of tea could ever come close to the perfection of that cup. You try to enjoy other cups of tea, green, chamomile, earl grey, but nothing can ever come close to that one cup of perfection you had once and will never have again.
I wish George RR Martin had already finished Winds of Winter and a Dream of Spring and would release them tomorrow.
Granted. He WOULD release them tomorrow, but he accidentally drops the only copies into a fire. :(
I wish I knew who George RR Martin is.
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You do, and are now obsessed.
I wish for a copy of Pokemon heart gold version.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted, and better yet, it is a first edition copy. Hope you can read Japanese.
I wish for something vague.
Granted, but that 'something' turns out to be your response to everyone and everything.
I wish my dinner would cook itself.