Twist the Wish

You're over-inspired and overwhelmed -- finding inspiration in everything - the people who walk by you, every song you hear, every book you read, and everything you see. Eventually, you become nihilistic, psyching yourself out. 

I wish for an improved D&D Beyond Forums (partly one that looks cooler, but also one that lets me get the 4d8 challenge on the High Roller Society)

Granted, i am holding one of the site programmers at gunpoint while making him change the fonts and box design /j

i wish for the gutterman enemy from ultrakill to be made into a real robot

It becomes real but all it can do is make coffee.

I wish for the coming of Y̶̧̧̪̌̈̌Ǭ̵̨̦̮̮̬̰̏G̵̢̫͔̞̺̿̍͝-̸̨͖̝̭͌̒̉̈̈́̇͐Ş̷̡͕̮̗̳͈̍̂O̷̡̝̼̞̹̺̔̊̒̄̉̄͜͜Ť̷̛̳͍͙̹̻̰͓̳̓̍̐H̵̹͍͔̮̲̉O̶̢̥͙̳͚͔͚͘T̸̖͕͑́́̎̀͆̽͝Ḥ̷̳̗͕̯̘̼̺̓̽̿̽̀͊̑̄̈

Granted, i have scheduled you to have a one night stand with Yog Sothoth, so you can witness it coming

i wish for 1 dollar

Granted, except it's a Barbadian dollar, since you didn't specify, and it's only worth half a dollar.

I wish for someone to check out my new thread. 

Quote from Weslockes >>

Granted, except it's a Barbadian dollar, since you didn't specify, and it's only worth half a dollar.

I wish for someone to check out my new thread. 

 

 I already consist of the 1 veiw of the thread, so...

I wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat

Granted, however the only cat food it will eat is always out of stock, so you have to travel hours away to get more

i wish Gatolover will stop posting the same wish over and over

Granted! The next time GatoLover posts that same wish again, they just add a random letter or capitalize something or make some other minor change! And then they may go back to normal because it only takes that one wish to break the pattern! That is, as long as GatoLover wants to because their wishes are totally up to them :)

I wish my throat would stop hurting, but in a way that does not adversely affect my health.

Quote from TheDrunkenLunarDwarf >>

Granted, however the only cat food it will eat is always out of stock, so you have to travel hours away to get more

i wish Gatolover will stop posting the same wish over and over

 actually my wish was that they couldn't get a cat soooo THEY CAN NEVER GET A CAT!!!

you go completely numb.

I wish for Testificate Man to finally stop Jeff the Evil Roomba after all this time (I got the reference)

(I uncapitalized the i at the beginning!)

NO, JEFF WILL NOT DIE., IT MAKES JEFF EVEN MORE POWERFUL.

i wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat

Due to your relentless wishing for cats, I have become RageGuy + Super Neo MAX edition. I am now 28980% stronger. Now, this cat cat is literally in your hand, however, the center of your hand is hollow, so it technically doesn't hurt anyone.

I wish to become stronger

You get super strength but due to the strength, you crush everything 

I wish for you to be a good person 

It succeeds! But sadly, by a criminal standard. So they are evil, and they kill you

i wish for a normal living cat on my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat

The cat's food is microscopic 

I wish for a box of nothing 

Granted! As opposed to a box of, say, cardboard, you receive a box of nothing. Because the box of nothing is made of nothing just like how a box of cardboard is made of cardboard, it ceases to exist.

I wish sugar was 50% less sugary but still tastes the same so I feel less guilty about eating the chocolate chips every time I bake cookies.

Sugar becomes 50% sweeter before your wish is applied, so the effects are null.

I wish for someone to tell me why my previous statement is mathematically incorrect.

The person spawns on the moon

I wish for Rageguy139 to be good

They become the worst human on the planet

i wish for a normal living cat on my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat

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(I uncapitalized the i at the beginning!)

NO, JEFF WILL NOT DIE., IT MAKES JEFF EVEN MORE POWERFUL.

i wish for a normal living cat in my hand, that is the size of a normal cat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a cat

 No I got the reference TheMadGibber said he could be stopped if somebody got the reference. It is his only weakness.