I wish for a normal living rat in my hand, that is the size of a normal rat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a rat
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Considering the butterfly effect, which claims that a butterfly flapping its wings could lead to a chain of events that causes a gale on the other side of the world, the possible impacts that it could have on others, and others could have on it leads to its constant existence and non-existence at the same time. Since the unpredictable nature of the universe cannot follow the laws you have set down for the rat's existence, it exists, since you have wished it to be so, and doesn't exist, since there are no true guarantees. This leads to this issue expanding to the universe, since everything could plausibly (even with some very small probabilities) impact this rat -- so everything is in the opposite state of the rat's existence or non-existence at once, so that it is impossible to harm this rat.
TLDR: You get the rat, but you can't see it and everything has begun to flicker into and out of existence infinitely.
I wish for happiness. (Yeah you guys are gonna twist this real badly aren't you)
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
I wish for a normal living rat in my hand, that is the size of a normal rat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a rat
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted! Except for the fact that this is probably going to be ninja'd, so it doesn't matter anyways.
Edit: FRICK THIS WASN'T NINJA'D OKAY UH UH UH YOU DIE OF DEATH INSTEAD THERE THAT SEEMS REASONABLE YEAH
I wish for a small little kidney bean to be permenantly implanted in the kidneys of my enemies, and will hijack their nervous system, turning them into a kidney bean.
Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
I wish to know why people think I'm evil (or at least, why the RageGuy139 persona is evil.)
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Sadly, the Genie cannot speak for the collective human hive mind, so no answers will be given to you!
I wish to summon Vecna, the god of liches.
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Faster and faster as darkness descends. You trip and you fall but can't get up again. This tale has been written with blood staining pen. You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
Granted. But you get the weak statblock that has no legendary actions.
I wish for my group to get together more often. (We need to finish the current guy's campaign; it's ramping up. And then I've got an idea I'm raring to get started.)
I wouldn't;t be a RageGuy139 twist a wish post if I didn't make your group addicted to D&D
I wish for my twists to become less existential.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Hello everyone! It's me! Rageguy139 (brain rot edition)! Now, incubi are not very sigma, so I sentence you to be skibidi for the rest of your fanum taxing days!
I wish to not be brain rotted anymore PLEASE HELP
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Hello everyone! It's me! Rageguy139 (brain rot edition)! Now, incubi are not very sigma, so I sentence you to be skibidi for the rest of your fanum taxing days!
*sniffs* It's beautiful.
I wish for RageGuy to never be cured of his enhancement.
Granted! But brainrot is very much not an "enhancement." Because that would suggest brainrot was a good thing. His newfound brainrottedness therefore does not count as an "enhancement" by definition. So the brainrot can be cured.
I wish that RageGuy's brainrot is permanently removed and is not given to someone else in this thread.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs! I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen. Not quite out of the closet but still use they/them pronouns! Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard. "We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
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i dont know what that is, sorry
I wish for a normal living rat in my hand, that is the size of a normal rat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a rat
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
...
Considering the butterfly effect, which claims that a butterfly flapping its wings could lead to a chain of events that causes a gale on the other side of the world, the possible impacts that it could have on others, and others could have on it leads to its constant existence and non-existence at the same time. Since the unpredictable nature of the universe cannot follow the laws you have set down for the rat's existence, it exists, since you have wished it to be so, and doesn't exist, since there are no true guarantees. This leads to this issue expanding to the universe, since everything could plausibly (even with some very small probabilities) impact this rat -- so everything is in the opposite state of the rat's existence or non-existence at once, so that it is impossible to harm this rat.
TLDR: You get the rat, but you can't see it and everything has begun to flicker into and out of existence infinitely.
I wish for happiness. (Yeah you guys are gonna twist this real badly aren't you)
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Um excuse me why are they in my house?
Granted, you are now the Buddha
i wish for some random person to get a chocolate bar
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Everybody gets a chocolate bar instead
I wish for a normal living rat in my hand, that is the size of a normal rat, and that can't harm anybody in any way, or cause anybody harm, or annoy anybody. and it can not die or stop being a rat
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenage boy. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]+[roll]1d8[/roll]=[roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden and Salem they are my D&D child.
Granted, on the condition you have to make a different genre of wish next time.
I wish for more people to joint he new D&D group I'm getting together.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, everyone wants to join your group. The mental pressure of running all of this crushes you.
I wish for a wash
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Joke's on you. The more the merrier! (Also meant to be a group for various one-shots, so having a ton of people means SOMEONE should have time.)
Granted. You get a thorough wash of hydrocloric acid.
I wish for the dirty dishes to clean themselves.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
(I meant like everyone in the world)
Granted, they get thoroughly washed with hydrochloric acid.
I wish for legal protection from Vitus's lawyers that he'll probably send after me now
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Granted. You have every legal protection possible. But who said I was gonna get revenge via legal means?
I wish for Gibber to now be constantly paranoid that I'm about to get him.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted! Except for the fact that this is probably going to be ninja'd, so it doesn't matter anyways.
Edit: FRICK THIS WASN'T NINJA'D OKAY UH UH UH YOU DIE OF DEATH INSTEAD THERE THAT SEEMS REASONABLE YEAH
I wish for a small little kidney bean to be permenantly implanted in the kidneys of my enemies, and will hijack their nervous system, turning them into a kidney bean.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
You are your own enemy
I wish to know why people think I'm evil (or at least, why the RageGuy139 persona is evil.)
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Sadly, the Genie cannot speak for the collective human hive mind, so no answers will be given to you!
I wish to summon Vecna, the god of liches.
Faster and faster as darkness descends.
You trip and you fall but can't get up again.
This tale has been written with blood staining pen.
You’re here for this page but won’t see how it ends.
My Baalze given title is The Last of All Kings
Granted. But you get the weak statblock that has no legendary actions.
I wish for my group to get together more often. (We need to finish the current guy's campaign; it's ramping up. And then I've got an idea I'm raring to get started.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
I wouldn't;t be a RageGuy139 twist a wish post if I didn't make your group addicted to D&D
I wish for my twists to become less existential.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted. They become brainrotted.
I wish for my D&D-addicted group to see me as their source so strongly that they hand over their life savings just to supply their D&D fix.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, but they each only have a few cents cause they spent it all on books, minis, and dice.
I wish to be an Incubus
I have 13 game systems and 55 video games.
I also may or may not still be playing Skyrim for XBOX 360 in 2025
All hail the GameCube gods, Tiamat, and the idea of OPTICAL MEDIA BAD
The Location thing is because of stuff that happened in Twist the Wish
Hello everyone! It's me! Rageguy139 (brain rot edition)! Now, incubi are not very sigma, so I sentence you to be skibidi for the rest of your fanum taxing days!
I wish to not be brain rotted anymore PLEASE HELP
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
WISH GRANTED... in the sense your brain physically can't rot
I wish for the some determination from undertale. https://undertale.fandom.com/wiki/Determination for more information
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. You get some determination from Undertale in the forms of Sans beating you up if you don't get moving.
*sniffs* It's beautiful.
I wish for RageGuy to never be cured of his enhancement.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted! But brainrot is very much not an "enhancement." Because that would suggest brainrot was a good thing. His newfound brainrottedness therefore does not count as an "enhancement" by definition. So the brainrot can be cured.
I wish that RageGuy's brainrot is permanently removed and is not given to someone else in this thread.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs! I am but a humble wayfarer, wandering about in Adohand's Kitchen.
Not quite out of the closet but still use they/them pronouns!
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard.
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat