RageGuy's brainrot is removed, and isn't given to anyone in this thread, but it is given to a random person in your family. Whenever you see them, they begin spouting all sorts of strange, Gen-Alpha things.
I wish for my French prowess to increase exponentially.
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wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted among Francophone countries, but not second language speakers. Hahaha, mon ami!
I wish for Drunken to be a Martian dwarf.
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wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted among Francophone countries, but not second language speakers. Hahaha, mon ami!
I wish for Drunken to be a Martian dwarf.
How dare you turn me into a green faced no skill havin martian
You say that as if you've met one
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wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted among Francophone countries, but not second language speakers. Hahaha, mon ami!
I wish for Drunken to be a Martian dwarf.
Granted. And as a Martian dwarf it is his duty to kidnap humans for experimentation. Guess who's first on his list? You!
I wish we knew whether or not there was other intelligent life out there.
Always have wanted to be kidnapped by aliens...
'Tis a real strange question, isn't it? All of our work, all of us, all of the stuff we've tried...and we're still left feeling alone. Granted, (and there is because I believe there is), but they respond and tell us they've decided to stay away from Earth.
I wish for aliens to come to Earth and let us build a Star-Wars-ian galaxy together. (plus it'd be really evil but it would be kind of awesome to be a Sith Lord
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted. But the dark side pulls you in...and you're a shadow, like Emperor Palpatine, strapped to machines and plotting while being forced to watch the galaxy repeat the same plotline over and over!!!
I wish I could get a lightsaber (I honestly don't care if I could use the Force or not, that's the only thing I want from the Jedi)
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wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's a ship of the space variety. Now, this ship is yours, but with such advanced technology, people are trying to get their hand on it. Your options are either to sell the parts to people (these parts might get passed down to terrorists) or keep it and have it stolen (which, still, might result in terrorists getting the tech) or you can keep it in space, only coming down to earth to get supplies. You are lonely in space, was this really worth it?
I wish for VitusW to be infected by brain rot, unfortunately, before my brain rot was removed, it has spread.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
GRANTED but unlike your brain rot, it effects VitusW in any possitivey possible
I wish for simply a way for people to easily see my stories that I don't feel confident enough to put out
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
That's not a sentence..."bison meat" has no verb in it, so you're not wishing for anything to happen. So your wish is granted, nothing happens!
Loved that Star Wars bit by the way. Lifelong Star Wars fan here! So...
I wish for a kyber crystal on a necklace.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, and anything in between. They/them Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Granted, you are given the meat of someone’s bisexual son, cooked to perfection
That... that got dark! D:
I wish for the Messenger game to have more deliveries you could make to increase its playtime.
WAIT WHAT?????
you quoted somebody that posted after you?
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Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
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RageGuy's brainrot is removed, and isn't given to anyone in this thread, but it is given to a random person in your family. Whenever you see them, they begin spouting all sorts of strange, Gen-Alpha things.
I wish for my French prowess to increase exponentially.
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted, you no longer speak French (hooray!!!!)
i wish for French to be illegal
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted among Francophone countries, but not second language speakers. Hahaha, mon ami!
I wish for Drunken to be a Martian dwarf.
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
How dare you turn me into a green faced no skill havin martian
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
You say that as if you've met one
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
I have the misfortune of having one of their kind as my neighbor
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Ah
I wish for us to continue with this thread.
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted. And as a Martian dwarf it is his duty to kidnap humans for experimentation. Guess who's first on his list? You!
I wish we knew whether or not there was other intelligent life out there.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Always have wanted to be kidnapped by aliens...
'Tis a real strange question, isn't it? All of our work, all of us, all of the stuff we've tried...and we're still left feeling alone. Granted, (and there is because I believe there is), but they respond and tell us they've decided to stay away from Earth.
I wish for aliens to come to Earth and let us build a Star-Wars-ian galaxy together. (plus it'd be really evil but it would be kind of awesome to be a Sith Lord
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted. They start by making Earth like
AlderaanAldergone.I wish to be able to use The Force.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted. But the dark side pulls you in...and you're a shadow, like Emperor Palpatine, strapped to machines and plotting while being forced to watch the galaxy repeat the same plotline over and over!!!
I wish I could get a lightsaber (I honestly don't care if I could use the Force or not, that's the only thing I want from the Jedi)
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Granted, but like Luke the first thing you do is point it at your face and, uh, well, let's just say the button to turn it off has a hair-trigger.
I wish for a Corellian Light Freighter of my own.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's a ship of the space variety. Now, this ship is yours, but with such advanced technology, people are trying to get their hand on it. Your options are either to sell the parts to people (these parts might get passed down to terrorists) or keep it and have it stolen (which, still, might result in terrorists getting the tech) or you can keep it in space, only coming down to earth to get supplies. You are lonely in space, was this really worth it?
I wish for VitusW to be infected by brain rot, unfortunately, before my brain rot was removed, it has spread.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
GRANTED but unlike your brain rot, it effects VitusW in any possitivey possible
I wish for simply a way for people to easily see my stories that I don't feel confident enough to put out
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. Your username and password is leaked globally so that people hack your account to see your private stories.
If you read the "Hate on Gen Alpha Slang" thread you'll see I much enjoy using it now and then to inflict pain. :D
I wish bison meat.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
That's not a sentence..."bison meat" has no verb in it, so you're not wishing for anything to happen. So your wish is granted, nothing happens!
Loved that Star Wars bit by the way. Lifelong Star Wars fan here! So...
I wish for a kyber crystal on a necklace.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, and anything in between.
They/them
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Granted. But this makes you the prime target for a crashlanded sith lord in a need of a new lightsaber.
I wish *for bison meat.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted. But freedom comes without a lot of the features that paiddom has.
That... that got dark! D:
I wish for the Messenger game to have more deliveries you could make to increase its playtime.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, you are given the meat of someone’s bisexual son, cooked to perfection
i wish for freedom
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Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
WAIT WHAT?????
you quoted somebody that posted after you?
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.