RageGuy's brainrot is removed, and isn't given to anyone in this thread, but it is given to a random person in your family. Whenever you see them, they begin spouting all sorts of strange, Gen-Alpha things.
I wish for my French prowess to increase exponentially.
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
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Granted among Francophone countries, but not second language speakers. Hahaha, mon ami!
I wish for Drunken to be a Martian dwarf.
Granted. And as a Martian dwarf it is his duty to kidnap humans for experimentation. Guess who's first on his list? You!
I wish we knew whether or not there was other intelligent life out there.
Always have wanted to be kidnapped by aliens...
'Tis a real strange question, isn't it? All of our work, all of us, all of the stuff we've tried...and we're still left feeling alone. Granted, (and there is because I believe there is), but they respond and tell us they've decided to stay away from Earth.
I wish for aliens to come to Earth and let us build a Star-Wars-ian galaxy together. (plus it'd be really evil but it would be kind of awesome to be a Sith Lord
Granted. But the dark side pulls you in...and you're a shadow, like Emperor Palpatine, strapped to machines and plotting while being forced to watch the galaxy repeat the same plotline over and over!!!
I wish I could get a lightsaber (I honestly don't care if I could use the Force or not, that's the only thing I want from the Jedi)
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I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's a ship of the space variety. Now, this ship is yours, but with such advanced technology, people are trying to get their hand on it. Your options are either to sell the parts to people (these parts might get passed down to terrorists) or keep it and have it stolen (which, still, might result in terrorists getting the tech) or you can keep it in space, only coming down to earth to get supplies. You are lonely in space, was this really worth it?
I wish for VitusW to be infected by brain rot, unfortunately, before my brain rot was removed, it has spread.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
GRANTED but unlike your brain rot, it effects VitusW in any possitivey possible
I wish for simply a way for people to easily see my stories that I don't feel confident enough to put out
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, you are given the meat of someone’s bisexual son, cooked to perfection
That... that got dark! D:
I wish for the Messenger game to have more deliveries you could make to increase its playtime.
WAIT WHAT?????
you quoted somebody that posted after you?
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Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
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RageGuy's brainrot is removed, and isn't given to anyone in this thread, but it is given to a random person in your family. Whenever you see them, they begin spouting all sorts of strange, Gen-Alpha things.
I wish for my French prowess to increase exponentially.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
Granted, you no longer speak French (hooray!!!!)
i wish for French to be illegal
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted among Francophone countries, but not second language speakers. Hahaha, mon ami!
I wish for Drunken to be a Martian dwarf.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
How dare you turn me into a green faced no skill havin martian
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
You say that as if you've met one
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
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DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
I have the misfortune of having one of their kind as my neighbor
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Ah
I wish for us to continue with this thread.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
Granted. And as a Martian dwarf it is his duty to kidnap humans for experimentation. Guess who's first on his list? You!
I wish we knew whether or not there was other intelligent life out there.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Always have wanted to be kidnapped by aliens...
'Tis a real strange question, isn't it? All of our work, all of us, all of the stuff we've tried...and we're still left feeling alone. Granted, (and there is because I believe there is), but they respond and tell us they've decided to stay away from Earth.
I wish for aliens to come to Earth and let us build a Star-Wars-ian galaxy together. (plus it'd be really evil but it would be kind of awesome to be a Sith Lord
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
Granted. They start by making Earth like
AlderaanAldergone.I wish to be able to use The Force.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Granted. But the dark side pulls you in...and you're a shadow, like Emperor Palpatine, strapped to machines and plotting while being forced to watch the galaxy repeat the same plotline over and over!!!
I wish I could get a lightsaber (I honestly don't care if I could use the Force or not, that's the only thing I want from the Jedi)
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
Granted, but like Luke the first thing you do is point it at your face and, uh, well, let's just say the button to turn it off has a hair-trigger.
I wish for a Corellian Light Freighter of my own.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
I have no idea what that is but I'm going to assume it's a ship of the space variety. Now, this ship is yours, but with such advanced technology, people are trying to get their hand on it. Your options are either to sell the parts to people (these parts might get passed down to terrorists) or keep it and have it stolen (which, still, might result in terrorists getting the tech) or you can keep it in space, only coming down to earth to get supplies. You are lonely in space, was this really worth it?
I wish for VitusW to be infected by brain rot, unfortunately, before my brain rot was removed, it has spread.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
GRANTED but unlike your brain rot, it effects VitusW in any possitivey possible
I wish for simply a way for people to easily see my stories that I don't feel confident enough to put out
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. Your username and password is leaked globally so that people hack your account to see your private stories.
If you read the "Hate on Gen Alpha Slang" thread you'll see I much enjoy using it now and then to inflict pain. :D
I wish bison meat.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
That's not a sentence..."bison meat" has no verb in it, so you're not wishing for anything to happen. So your wish is granted, nothing happens!
Loved that Star Wars bit by the way. Lifelong Star Wars fan here! So...
I wish for a kyber crystal on a necklace.
Granted. But this makes you the prime target for a crashlanded sith lord in a need of a new lightsaber.
I wish *for bison meat.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Granted. But freedom comes without a lot of the features that paiddom has.
That... that got dark! D:
I wish for the Messenger game to have more deliveries you could make to increase its playtime.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Granted, you are given the meat of someone’s bisexual son, cooked to perfection
i wish for freedom
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Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
WAIT WHAT?????
you quoted somebody that posted after you?
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]