Granted but the cat is always in a state of is and is not. such as it is sleeping and it is not sleeping due to this it is ever multipling but not and it is not real but is.
I wish for a KITCHEN GUN.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! A gnu appears in your kitchen and trashes the place. No twist required, and quite honestly, I have no idea why you thought a kitchen gnu was a good idea. Gnus are wild animals. They don't belong in kitchens unless you want to make a mess.
I wish for nontoxic mascara.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. I am a demifluid orchidrose gaybian who will be amazed by anyone who knows what all those labels mean without looking them up. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Whenever you commit a crime the police arrest an innocent person
I wish FNAF was real and NOT a movie and I CAN'T be killed by the animatronics
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
They hire a human hitman.
I wish to have Schrodinger's cat as a pet.
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted but the cat is always in a state of is and is not. such as it is sleeping and it is not sleeping due to this it is ever multipling but not and it is not real but is.
I wish for a KITCHEN GUN.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
BANG BANG BANG It horrible misfires, blowing a puppy's head off. I love you, kitchen gun!
I wish for kitchen gnu!
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted! A gnu appears in your kitchen and trashes the place. No twist required, and quite honestly, I have no idea why you thought a kitchen gnu was a good idea. Gnus are wild animals. They don't belong in kitchens unless you want to make a mess.
I wish for nontoxic mascara.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
I am a demifluid orchidrose gaybian who will be amazed by anyone who knows what all those labels mean without looking them up.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
The mascara exists, but is on a shelf too high for you, over a mile high. Even if you did get it, it's venomous and bites you.
I wish to date the Pilsbury Doughboy.
No more posting. Sorry!
Okay, but he doesn't like you back so you're just a creepy stalker.
I wish to understand why Goobertio would want to date THE DOUGHBOY.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
He's just a man crush of mine. Who wouldn't love that personality? And that cuddle-able bod?
I wish to understand why girls think those hoodies that expose one shoulder are cool, and also why they're all jerks except the nerdish ones
No more posting. Sorry!
Cuz popular. And yeah. And they punch you for asking (Same thing with boys tho)
I wish to punch a child with no punishment from law.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted, but the child punches you back.
I wish I had no homework
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
You no longer have homework, but your parents force you to be in an uncomfortable position for an hour instead.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted! Your home implodes, leaving you as an orphan who can't receive homework.
I wish for my wish to not be granted.
*Ah, whoops, my browser didn't load Goobertio's post.*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
Bu... wha... Your wish horribly backfires and the universe implodes.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
No more posting. Sorry!
It's granted? Wait? NO!? WHAIT!? The genie murders you
I wish to be the genie (NO ALADIN)
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
You're trapped in a lamp forever.
I wish for a card for unlimited gas station slushies.
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted, but you are stuck in the container with the other genie.
I wish it was Saturday
*dang it ninjaed*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Granted. You receive the card, along with a note informing you the president has passed a law forbidding gas stations to sell slushies.
I wish for a dragon and a cat. Of any variety.
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*I keep getting ninja'd on this thread too.*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
*when too many people post at once ._.*
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
*Perhaps we should all just quote the post we're responding to...*
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)