Wish granted. It is sorted in a random manner, and so only APPEARS unsorted.
I wish for a banana in a taco in the setting of a movie.
You eat a banana which causes you to have to do every calculation in your life from now on in terms of THAC0, while everything around you jerks and bounces around like you are in the Blair Witch Project.
I wish I was still innocent enough not to know those references....
Yeah, good idea. I don't even know what wish I'm supposed to twist right now. So I guess I'll just start up a new wish.
I wish to get Awakened White Lily Cookie in Cookie Run Kingdom for free
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. I am a demifluid orchidrose gaybian who will be amazed by anyone who knows what all those labels mean without looking them up. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. I am a demifluid orchidrose gaybian who will be amazed by anyone who knows what all those labels mean without looking them up. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
if this is for crk then Granted every cookies a support now and has the max stats of a lv1 gingerbrave. if it's not for crk then I don't know.
I wish to get the final beast cookie I need of which is silent salt
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I dunno what that means but I'll try ig. ummm...... you get the last cookie in the world, but it is made of salt and is in space. it is shaped like a wolf.(wolves are creature type beast, right?)
I wish for every next person that twists the wish before them to NOT twist the wish, but grant it how it is intended by the person who wished it
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he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted? A person named Penny who is single appears nearby and then just goes about their day.
I wish for my stories about my D&D characters Pan and Heskan to be accelerated in time to become complete and then published by Erin Hunter.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. I am a demifluid orchidrose gaybian who will be amazed by anyone who knows what all those labels mean without looking them up. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted Potato... now as a fellow writer I am just going to say it is speed up, the publisher does publish it, but the fans of this story are pissed at you leaving in a way that makes it feel half way finished. you tell them you would make a second story but they know it is nonsense for you to say that your reviews of the story and general out look begin to sour and a quick as it was seen in amazement it lost its wonder and whismy. the only enjoyment is bring now is the fan fiction of it that is considered better.
I wish for my campeighn to be just a bit better
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
you suddenly realize that the small town of ________ has been recently and frequently attacked by wolves. these wolves are led by one named Bolt, and another as second in command named Flare. bolt can cast lightning bolt, and Flare fire bolt. flare has recently taken over and his more violent leading style has lead to the attacks on the village,, whom they see as a threat and want out of their territory... feel free to take it wherever from there(I completely ripped it off from a one shot my dad DMed). and then you get shot once
I wish for infinite power.
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he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
sigh, gonna go sit and wait on tyr's pass
I WISH THIS THREAD WOULD SORT ITSELF OUT!
No more posting. Sorry!
Wish granted. It is sorted in a random manner, and so only APPEARS unsorted.
I wish for a banana in a taco in the setting of a movie.
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
You eat a banana which causes you to have to do every calculation in your life from now on in terms of THAC0, while everything around you jerks and bounces around like you are in the Blair Witch Project.
I wish I was still innocent enough not to know those references....
Yeah, good idea. I don't even know what wish I'm supposed to twist right now. So I guess I'll just start up a new wish.
I wish to get Awakened White Lily Cookie in Cookie Run Kingdom for free
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
I am a demifluid orchidrose gaybian who will be amazed by anyone who knows what all those labels mean without looking them up.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
WOAH my browser did something weird. Sorry I didn't see any of those recent posts!
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
I am a demifluid orchidrose gaybian who will be amazed by anyone who knows what all those labels mean without looking them up.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted! But you only get to use her in story and not arena.
I wish for there to be no more op supports so I don’t have to keep wishing for a new one.
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
if this is for crk then Granted every cookies a support now and has the max stats of a lv1 gingerbrave. if it's not for crk then I don't know.
I wish to get the final beast cookie I need of which is silent salt
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I dunno what that means but I'll try ig. ummm...... you get the last cookie in the world, but it is made of salt and is in space. it is shaped like a wolf.(wolves are creature type beast, right?)
I wish for every next person that twists the wish before them to NOT twist the wish, but grant it how it is intended by the person who wished it
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
I wish for the Pilsbury Doughboy to like me back.
No more posting. Sorry!
A dog from Pilsbury nicknamed the 'Doughboy' for his rotundness becomes affectionate towards you.
I wish Godzilla wasn't so popular.
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
Granted he becomes a lost media.
I wish for a KITCHEN gun
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You receive a potato gun made from cooking implements. It backfires, burning you.
I wish for something awful to happen to me.
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
Extended Signature: (^v^)
Granted -- something awful happens to your friend Melinda Evans.
I wish for my brain to be able to perfectly do inverse log() functions.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
your brain becomes so big that your head explodes killing you
I want a single penny
Granted? A person named Penny who is single appears nearby and then just goes about their day.
I wish for my stories about my D&D characters Pan and Heskan to be accelerated in time to become complete and then published by Erin Hunter.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
I am a demifluid orchidrose gaybian who will be amazed by anyone who knows what all those labels mean without looking them up.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
I see this as an absolute win still
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted Potato... now as a fellow writer I am just going to say it is speed up, the publisher does publish it, but the fans of this story are pissed at you leaving in a way that makes it feel half way finished. you tell them you would make a second story but they know it is nonsense for you to say that your reviews of the story and general out look begin to sour and a quick as it was seen in amazement it lost its wonder and whismy. the only enjoyment is bring now is the fan fiction of it that is considered better.
I wish for my campeighn to be just a bit better
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
the word campeighn autocorrects to champagne, and your champagne suddenly increases in quality
I wish for no racism.
No more posting. Sorry!
Granted. There is now only one race. The Skibidi Toilet race.
I wish for lv3 one-shot inspiration.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
you suddenly realize that the small town of ________ has been recently and frequently attacked by wolves. these wolves are led by one named Bolt, and another as second in command named Flare. bolt can cast lightning bolt, and Flare fire bolt. flare has recently taken over and his more violent leading style has lead to the attacks on the village,, whom they see as a threat and want out of their territory... feel free to take it wherever from there(I completely ripped it off from a one shot my dad DMed). and then you get shot once
I wish for infinite power.
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3