Your new bf is literally smoking hot!... literally... GUYS CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT HE'S ON FIRE!!!
I wish for the lore about genie co to become canon
I like the idea that we are all just misbehaved genies
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
you get a "normal dog" which promptly causes the universe to implode, indirectly killing you
I wish for a pet fox that cannot harm anything
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he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
spiders now have wings, and they are the most freaking terrifying thing ever that everyone dies from sheer terror
I wish that I wasn't single
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he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You are no longer a single entity Foalin. but become like bacteria ever reproducing.
I wish for the perfect deltarune themed campaign
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
the lore you speak off becomes a cannon and shoots you. you are now a misbehaved genie in fifteen pieces.
I wish that I had a pet fox
A WORTHY OPPONENT
Btw, your fish pulls out a gun
I wish for the Book of Es to reabsorb THE_BARD'S pronouns so that E will use no pronouns again.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Granted! The Book of E's reabsorbs THE_BARD's E/E pronouns but it's already full of E's so it cannot contain it. It begins to fall apart!
I wish for the Book to change somebody else's pronouns to E/E to prevent this cataclysm. Other than THE_BARD, because THE_BARD needs a break
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
I wish for the book of E's and the E/E pronouns to be eradicated with a power of a magic spell.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
It implodes, and E's invade everywhere, the Epocalypse is now.
I wish for a taco with beef, sour cream, and cheese
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
I, UH, uh I wish to travel back in time so my initial twist, causing THE_BARD's pronouns to become E/E, to not happen!
That's right! We're going back time in time, to the first twist, to get E's off the menu!
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Granted, but as I have now absorbed the E's, the Book's eradication does not get rid of the E's, only the Book and the pronouns.
I wish I didn't need to get my ears pierced just to use an earring.
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
Sorry. once again my response was belated for some reason
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
Unfortunately, Rage_Guy, I must twist your wish because why this thread exists. So you become trapped in the past, and the E is unaffected by your noble efforts.
And Goobertio, you receive your taco, but there's salt all over it.
I wish to re-absorb the Es from the Epocalypse and become the Master of the Es, a vessel for the E's and the replacement for the now destroyed Book of Es.
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
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Your new bf is literally smoking hot!... literally... GUYS CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT HE'S ON FIRE!!!
I wish for the lore about genie co to become canon
I like the idea that we are all just misbehaved genies
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
the lore you speak off becomes a cannon and shoots you. you are now a misbehaved genie in fifteen pieces.
I wish that I had a pet fox
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
The fox eats you
I wish for a normal dog. It must be near me and must not kill me and must not hire anyone to kill me
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
you get a "normal dog" which promptly causes the universe to implode, indirectly killing you
I wish for a pet fox that cannot harm anything
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Its on the sun
I wish spiders had wings
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
spiders now have wings, and they are the most freaking terrifying thing ever that everyone dies from sheer terror
I wish that I wasn't single
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
JOKES ON YOU I PLAY IT ONE THE SWITCH.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You are no longer a single entity Foalin. but become like bacteria ever reproducing.
I wish for the perfect deltarune themed campaign
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
ewww...... you get it, but you ucant use it.
I wish for fish from my ish-wish-dish
he/him u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
A WORTHY OPPONENT
Btw, your fish pulls out a gun
I wish for the Book of Es to reabsorb THE_BARD'S pronouns so that E will use no pronouns again.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted! The Book of E's reabsorbs THE_BARD's E/E pronouns but it's already full of E's so it cannot contain it. It begins to fall apart!
I wish for the Book to change somebody else's pronouns to E/E to prevent this cataclysm. Other than THE_BARD, because THE_BARD needs a break
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
You absorb the E's, your pronouns are now E/E
I wish for the book of E's and the E/E pronouns to be eradicated with a power of a magic spell.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
It implodes, and E's invade everywhere, the Epocalypse is now.
I wish for a taco with beef, sour cream, and cheese
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE EPOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING!
I, UH, uh I wish to travel back in time so my initial twist, causing THE_BARD's pronouns to become E/E, to not happen!
That's right! We're going back time in time, to the first twist, to get E's off the menu!
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted, but as I have now absorbed the E's, the Book's eradication does not get rid of the E's, only the Book and the pronouns.
I wish I didn't need to get my ears pierced just to use an earring.
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
Sorry. once again my response was belated for some reason
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
Unfortunately, Rage_Guy, I must twist your wish because why this thread exists. So you become trapped in the past, and the E is unaffected by your noble efforts.
And Goobertio, you receive your taco, but there's salt all over it.
I wish to re-absorb the Es from the Epocalypse and become the Master of the Es, a vessel for the E's and the replacement for the now destroyed Book of Es.
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
mwahaha
billy pilgrim I MEAN rage guy unfreezes in time and ends the apocalypse, killing you into purgatory
I have ended what I started
I wish for a pancake
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
"Who's a good boy? Yes you are!" TheGatoLover said to me. He was right. I simp for him.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
Granted. You get a potato pancake.
(twisted but honestly pretty good)
I wish to fix my sleep schedule.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2 | Hacking the Hackett
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted you are flattened into a pancake.
I wish for nail polish
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat