Granted. You had a boyfriend. He then very suddenly disappeared and was never seen again. So you have no boyfriend.
I wish to have the ability to beatbox without ever running out of breath.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! They/them pronouns. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted, you now have 6 hp. However, a certain effect is cursed onto you. Every type of damage you take will be multiplied by 6, so 1 damage=6 damage after applying the spell.
I wish for more than 100 hp.
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The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
Granted, you now have 6 hp. However, a certain effect is cursed onto you. Every type of damage you take will be multiplied by 6, so 1 damage=6 damage after applying the spell.
I wish for more than 100 hp.
You get trampled by 100 horses. One of them belonged to the poster just before you and was injured in the stampede. In the resulting settlement, they are awarded 6 times the normal amount of damages.
I wish M Night Shyamalan would twist again like he did last summer.
He does so, I honestly don't know how to twist this so after that he explodes.
I wish it was easy to change appearances irl
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! You become a kobold, with 5 HP, a low Armor Class, sub-par Intelligence, and overall not-great skills.
I wish for the almighty gods to converge upon this universe and add a fourth dimension.
uhhh.... the fourth dimension is time.... so we already have a fourth dimension
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he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Granted! However, that was a response to a post. It was not a twist, so it is fine they had no wish to follow it. In fact, THE_BARD's wish has yet to be twisted. So I will twist THE_BARD's wish. It becomes easy for people to change their appearances in real life. It's called clothes and paint and makeup, etc.. The thing is, those already exist. So nothing happens.
I wish to not dream at night for the next few days because that horror one-shot I did today was TERRIFYING and I might or might not have nightmares about it
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! They/them pronouns. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
huh you know what I am not going with the original idea, so he loves you but he loves any siblings you have much more then you.
I wish for The seals that Bind E to shatter (E is the equivalent of biblecal god in the world I crafted)
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. The seals that bound E broke. But E then notices that we destroyed his book a few days ago on this very thread, so E destroys this entire thread.
Of course, this thread has been destroyed/abandoned by several wishes and it was perfectly fine, so I suppose this twist has no real effect...
I wish to always know what note each key on a piano plays whenever I play piano.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! They/them pronouns. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted. You had a boyfriend. He then very suddenly disappeared and was never seen again. So you have no boyfriend.
I wish to have the ability to beatbox without ever running out of breath.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
you have a boyfriend!BUT he's a really good cook and wonderful person.
mwahahahahaha
uhhhh
Trans demigurl
pronouns she/they but just call me insults(I find it humorous)
I like spaghetti and all things lovecraftian,plus homebrew is my hobby
bisexual but taken so I'm in all Bi-myself *please laugh*
ducks are the superior species :3
(not a duck :( unfortunately)
Granted! You now can beatbox terribly without ever running out of breath
I wish for my crush to be gay and like me back permanently.
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted!your crush will always like you but never love you.
I wish I was my DND character
uhhhh
Trans demigurl
pronouns she/they but just call me insults(I find it humorous)
I like spaghetti and all things lovecraftian,plus homebrew is my hobby
bisexual but taken so I'm in all Bi-myself *please laugh*
ducks are the superior species :3
(not a duck :( unfortunately)
Granted! But now everyone thinks you’re weird for talking about fantasy races like they’re real.
I wish for my waffles this morning to be yummy.
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
You are sent into space with waffles. No syrup though.
I wish to become a Kobold.
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
Granted! You become a kobold, with 5 HP, a low Armor Class, sub-par Intelligence, and overall not-great skills.
I wish for the almighty gods to converge upon this universe and add a fourth dimension.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
christmas is upon us, and we must bow to it
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
They converge, destroying this universe and making Vegas into its own dimension.
I wish to have more than 5 HP.
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
Granted, you now have 6 hp. However, a certain effect is cursed onto you. Every type of damage you take will be multiplied by 6, so 1 damage=6 damage after applying the spell.
I wish for more than 100 hp.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
You get trampled by 100 horses. One of them belonged to the poster just before you and was injured in the stampede. In the resulting settlement, they are awarded 6 times the normal amount of damages.
I wish M Night Shyamalan would twist again like he did last summer.
He does so, I honestly don't know how to twist this so after that he explodes.
I wish it was easy to change appearances irl
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
uhhh.... the fourth dimension is time.... so we already have a fourth dimension
he/him/any u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, or give me new nickname. if me=annoying, tell, bc knowing u not like me > u pretend to
this is Gato's way. we should copy Gato. [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
this is my extended signature(hint, click it): :3
Because you have no wish, I shall wish for you. Your wish is to explode.
I wish for everyone to include their wishes in every post.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted! However, that was a response to a post. It was not a twist, so it is fine they had no wish to follow it. In fact, THE_BARD's wish has yet to be twisted. So I will twist THE_BARD's wish. It becomes easy for people to change their appearances in real life. It's called clothes and paint and makeup, etc.. The thing is, those already exist. So nothing happens.
I wish to not dream at night for the next few days because that horror one-shot I did today was TERRIFYING and I might or might not have nightmares about it
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted. You don't dream. In fact it was so horrifying that you can't sleep at all.
I wish for the Accursed Apple Twists one-shot I run this coming Monday to finish in a reasonable amount of time.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
GRANTED!it finishes in a reasonable amount of time in the view of an elf.so atleast a few centures.
I wish my father loved me
uhhhh
Trans demigurl
pronouns she/they but just call me insults(I find it humorous)
I like spaghetti and all things lovecraftian,plus homebrew is my hobby
bisexual but taken so I'm in all Bi-myself *please laugh*
ducks are the superior species :3
(not a duck :( unfortunately)
huh you know what I am not going with the original idea, so he loves you but he loves any siblings you have much more then you.
I wish for The seals that Bind E to shatter (E is the equivalent of biblecal god in the world I crafted)
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. The seals that bound E broke. But E then notices that we destroyed his book a few days ago on this very thread, so E destroys this entire thread.
Of course, this thread has been destroyed/abandoned by several wishes and it was perfectly fine, so I suppose this twist has no real effect...
I wish to always know what note each key on a piano plays whenever I play piano.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
They/them pronouns.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted! You know what note every key plays but you can’t read sheet music.
I wish I didn’t eat six boxes of nerds, two of them being in one go, at once, last night
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted. Instead of eating boxes of nerds you just ate nerds and now the police have a warrant for your arrest.
I wish for the extra hour from daylight savings to be put to good use.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida