GRANTED!its put to good use by everyone but you.

I wish I had more rootsie pops

also good morning guys and merry nnn

Granted. But they're encased in carbonite you can't melt.

I wish for inspiration on what to do for dinner.

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Granted. But they're encased in carbonite you can't melt.

I wish for inspiration on what to do for dinner.

 spaghetti and meat sauce with meatballs you can add

Dude. You're supposed to twist it.

I wish for people to twist the wish.

Granted! The words "the wish" become twisted around so now it's shw eith.

I wish for light waves' physical properties to change so that all blue light becomes green to the human eye and all green light becomes blue to the human eye.

... what would that do beside... wait would that make the grass look blue and water look green. okay I that is so then  if that is the case people mistake the grass as water and jump face first into the grass causing them to fall. same for water being green.

I wish for the best way to combine deltarune and hollow knight into a dnd campieghn

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Dude. You're supposed to twist it.

I wish for people to twist the wish.

 don't fw food bro so no

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... what would that do beside... wait would that make the grass look blue and water look green. okay I that is so then  if that is the case people mistake the grass as water and jump face first into the grass causing them to fall. same for water being green.

I wish for the best way to combine deltarune and hollow knight into a dnd campieghn

 WISH GRANTED you find a perfect way but you have to use the fanfic versions of all those characters

I wish to be the pure vessel

You are covered in soap to become "pure." Then, you become a vessel for a horrific evil creature but your body cannot take it and you die.

I wish for people to stop saying "W aura"

You start saying it

I wish for a wish that won't twist but would twist my wish

Granted! The Twist the Wish thread is created.

I wish for a financier.

You get a man that's fancy

I wish for my wish to be twisted but then not twisted 

No

I wish for a wish that if twist will detwist into a twist of wish that was twist.

Granted! You receive a wish that, because I am twisting it, becomes the twist of a wish that was twist. So, your wish becomes a twist of VitusW's previous wish, "I wish for inspiration on what to do for dinner." And that twist is "You have so much inspiration and you try all your recipes, but now your pantry's utterly empty."

I wish for people to stop making wishes that include unnecessarily complex grammar.

You do it 

I wish for a Pokemon that can't kill me, hire someone to kill me, must be near me

Granted! It's Psyduck! And Psyduck's constant headaches unleash psychic powers. So, Psyduck doesn't kill you. But it's always near you, so you're always there in range of its psychic outbursts, and you get headaches every time this happens.

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... what would that do beside... wait would that make the grass look blue and water look green. okay I that is so then  if that is the case people mistake the grass as water and jump face first into the grass causing them to fall. same for water being green.

I wish for the best way to combine deltarune and hollow knight into a dnd campieghn

 WISH GRANTED you find a perfect way but you have to use the fanfic versions of all those characters

I wish to be the pure vessel

 the question I have is it the bad kind of is it the good fanfic. (when I mean bad kind I mean every one is a bit more spicy)

I guess that is my wish to know what kinda fanfic your talking about

Granted! You know have all knowledge of every fanfic in existence! This causes your brain to melt.

I wish for a non-poisoned, non-moldy, delicious bacon sandwich that I can eat at my leisure without having it being stolen.

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Granted! You know have all knowledge of every fanfic in existence! This causes your brain to melt.

I wish for a non-poisoned, non-moldy, delicious bacon sandwich that I can eat at my leisure without having it being stolen.

 It's so good you explode

I for a random dog that can't kill me, must be near me, must not hire anyone to kill me

Granted. Doggy never meant to kill anyone. Doggy only meant to maim or seriously injure.

I wish I'd done more prepwork for a one-shot ahead of time to not be rereading stuff last minute.