Perfect! You get a cat that is certified to not eat you. Sadly, others don't have the same immunity. I'm going to sue you (from inside your cat) for a million dollars.
I wish for two hundred thousand dollars to hire a lawyer to sue you.
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When you left this town, with your windows down And the wilderness inside Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass 'Til the road and sky align extended sig
You don't live in the Himalayas, right? It dies. You- YOU- KILLED- an endangered animal! And if you do, well, a mountain goat comes along. You can't load your gun fast enough. It dies.
Sure! You get a pet floor. A floor that you can pet. You pet it, but then you fall through it. Congratulations, you destroyed the only known specimen of a pet floor.
Sure. I dunno. You've made me loopy with your Seussian rhymes.
I wish I could ask out my crush like a normal person, instead of screaming "NO!" and spiraling every time I think about it.
*sorry*
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Aww, thanks M0ssa. I give you 20 dollars, but it blows away in the wind :(. We both lose.
I wish to get the Shire Lego set.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
you get it, but ALL the brown pieces break because Lego.
I wish cat that not eat me.
PM me the word tomato
Perfect! You get a cat that is certified to not eat you. Sadly, others don't have the same immunity. I'm going to sue you (from inside your cat) for a million dollars.
I wish for two hundred thousand dollars to hire a lawyer to sue you.
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
you get them, but they are outside my cat and you can't get them.
I wish for my cat to spit you out, and for you to forget what happened
you being Wes
PM me the word tomato
The cat spits him out. Into a pit of snakes.
I wish for the ability to access all D&D species ever in existence for 5 and 5.5e on D&D beyond character builder.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Nothing changes. You can still hack and commit piracy, it just might be illegal.
I wish apon a plate.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted! The plate cannot cast wishes, so nothing happens.
I wish for a cute kitty that will not harm me in any way and is a kitten.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
So right. Is making you go insane harm? No. I decide the rules, okay! It... is... a
A cat that you cannot understand... an eldritch cat. I find it cute... (I'm sorry...)
I wish for a eldritch god
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Sure! It appears and breaks your mind.
I wish for a cute baby snow leopard that loves me and will not harm me in any way.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
You don't live in the Himalayas, right? It dies. You- YOU- KILLED- an endangered animal! And if you do, well, a mountain goat comes along. You can't load your gun fast enough. It dies.
I wish for a pet floor.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Sure! You get a pet floor. A floor that you can pet. You pet it, but then you fall through it. Congratulations, you destroyed the only known specimen of a pet floor.
I wish for someone to rp with me on the God TTRPG
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Uh some rando does. But idk. They break the rules so much I crash out?
I wish for someone to go on https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/236166-the-guild-and-the-board?page=5#c99
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Sure! Some random person does, then hacks your account through it.
I wish to be able to do all my homework quickly.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
You can. You'll just fail. Like a failure. That fails stuff. And FAILS!
I wish for glass.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Sure! You get a glass shrubbery broken over your head.
I wish to own all the Drizzt books as ebooks
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
Piracy, mate. Piracy. Still illegal tho.
I wish apon the fish god of wish fish apon the wish plate of wish fate.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Sure. I dunno. You've made me loopy with your Seussian rhymes.
I wish I could ask out my crush like a normal person, instead of screaming "NO!" and spiraling every time I think about it.
*sorry*
When you left this town, with your windows down
And the wilderness inside
Let the exits pass, all the tar and glass
'Til the road and sky align
extended sig
They eat you.
I wish for really angry Sir Mr Snugglemurder to burn the next cult war to the ground.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Sure! You're in the cult war, along with the Emmett the Otter cult. You both get burned.
I wish to have more people look at my homebrew race Kimiko
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I love to bake and make delicious treats!
people do but they heavily dislike it.
I wish to meet Mr.saturn.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.