Granted, but your DM now will randomly choose which set of numbers are a success, instead of anything under a target. So instead of 13- 20 being a success, it might be 1,2, 13, 20, 17, 3, and 9 that are a success. Thus, the odds are the same.
I wish for the ability to tell sport to any location I can see with no effort.
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”It is just as hard to post on the internet without someone getting upset at what you post.” -Steve Wozniak
Granted your hat can now become any other hat however it uses your own hairs to remake itself meaning you're now bald as your hairs have been pulled out at their roots by your hat.
Now I wish to pay my taxe- NO!
I wish for this dragon as a pet: Frost Dracon (Note: replace Saint Nicolas with me)
Granted you can now fluently speak Japanese however you now have an impeccable case of bad luck in regards to anything Japanese meaning whenever you try to go to Japan your flights get cancelled, passport lost or other similar occurance. A similar thing with other Japanese stuff.
Granted, you get another goose leg that appears in front of you. The almighty god that grants wishes slaps you across the face for wasting your wishes on a goose leg.
I wish for all nobles, aristocrats, and monarchs to die instantly and for me to inherit their money and status permanently, after the affect of death wears off though.
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granted: there is a group of the best roll players, but sadly I need that more than you so i'll keep theme for now
I wish I'd be better at wishing
Granted... but you can never make a good wish again, despite your knowledge.
I wish that I never have to go to school again.
"You are a slave. Want emancipation?"
-Persona 5
Granted you’re now homeschooled.
I wish for a wish that has no loopholes.
SomeGreekGobbldyGook - Welp that's that.
Granted, you now have a second wish that can only be used to make you pay your taxes, completely loophole-free.
I, however, wish to never pay taxes again.
Granted. You are now dead. No taxes for you!
I wish I could decide what number my d20 landed on.
Granted, but your DM now will randomly choose which set of numbers are a success, instead of anything under a target. So instead of 13- 20 being a success, it might be 1,2, 13, 20, 17, 3, and 9 that are a success. Thus, the odds are the same.
I wish for the ability to tell sport to any location I can see with no effort.
“It is nearly impossible to prove(or disprove) quotes found on the internet.” - Gary Gygax
”It is just as hard to post on the internet without someone getting upset at what you post.” -Steve Wozniak
Granted. You can now say the word "to" in any location you are in, as long as there is someone named Sport there.
I wish I had a hat that could look like any other hat.
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Granted your hat can now become any other hat however it uses your own hairs to remake itself meaning you're now bald as your hairs have been pulled out at their roots by your hat.
Now I wish to pay my taxe- NO!
I wish for this dragon as a pet: Frost Dracon (Note: replace Saint Nicolas with me)
SomeGreekGobbldyGook - Welp that's that.
Granted, but that dragon can never be located.
I wish for a friendly lich
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Granted. The lich is so friendly he convinces you to give him your body while you get locked in his phylactery.
I wish my group had another nautiloid to blow up.
Granted, but you're teleported inside it one second before when it blows up.
I wish my artificer was level 20
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Your artificer becomes level 20 for one second and then return back to it's previous level
I wish I get a feather
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted. You have a giant feather, 5 miles long, stuck to your neck and can never be removed.
I wish to become a god permanently.
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Good your a god but no one worships you so you have no powers and are quickly forgotten for all eternity
I wish for knowledge on if I should get BG:EE/2 for switch
SomeGreekGobbldyGook - Welp that's that.
Wish granted: you gain the knowledge and then forget the knowledge
I wish I had a leg of a goose
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A goose leg appears in your hands. (what a lame wish)
I wish I have a +100 vorpal sword holy avenger, that never leaves me, and always has its magic.
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Granted... but it appears through your chest. You are dead. RIP.
I wish... to be able to speak Japanese as fluently as a native would!
"You are a slave. Want emancipation?"
-Persona 5
Granted you can now fluently speak Japanese however you now have an impeccable case of bad luck in regards to anything Japanese meaning whenever you try to go to Japan your flights get cancelled, passport lost or other similar occurance. A similar thing with other Japanese stuff.
I wish for a kiss~
SomeGreekGobbldyGook - Welp that's that.
Wish granted you get kissed by a Succubus/Incubus and die
I wish for another goose leg
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted, you get another goose leg that appears in front of you. The almighty god that grants wishes slaps you across the face for wasting your wishes on a goose leg.
I wish for all nobles, aristocrats, and monarchs to die instantly and for me to inherit their money and status permanently, after the affect of death wears off though.
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