the death effect never wears off and the death of all nobles, aristocrats, and monarchs turns the United Kingdom into anarchy. with the center of the civilized world destroy the whole world the also descends into anarchy

I wish for a goose wing

A giant magical goose wing comes out of no where and hits you in the face, crushing you to death.

I wish for all other commenters on this thread to be unable to twist my wishes.

All other commenters on this thread are unable to twist my wishes. But nothing limits the spanish inquisition and so they undo your wish

I wish I had a goose wing that can't attack me

A giant goose wing appears in front of you. You see it is made out of a gold metal, its surface is shiny, almost too shiny. You see the surface of the top of the wing from the heat of the sun, even though it isn't that warm out. Suddenly the wing explodes, fire everywhere, chunks of liquid cesium metal shoot out in every direction for hundreds of feet. You die as a large golden-colored feather coated in liquid metal contacts your skin, mixing with the water in your skin, and you explode, all just in a few seconds.

I wish for every human in the world to permanently become a warforged.

All humans in the world became a warforged. This transformation is so terrible that everyone kills themselves.

I wish for a goose feather

Granted you now have a goose feathering that is growing out of your left eye blinding you in it.

I wish for a pet mindflayer that obeys my everyorder perfectly

Granted. You have a pet Illithid tadpole that appears before you. It isn't in water, so it dies almost immediately, unless you put it in your mouth to keep it moist. If you do this, it then swims up your nasal passage way to your brain, and devours your brain. You are slowly transformed into a mind flayer.

I wish for goose to never have existed, along with any parts of their body, or any noises or smells they have ever made.

granted all goose's die but because they are died the whole ecosystem is out of whack

I wish for a swan feather

Granted, but the ecosystem is out of whack, so the swan attached to it immediately dies.

I wish for all poultry to die, and never have existed anyways, so the ecosystem will no longer be out of whack, and no more poultry can ever exist.

Granted, With all chickens died the whole human population dies so bye bye

I wish for a bat toe nail

Granted. However it is still attached to Batman and he will fight you for it.

I wish that this wish wouldn't get twisted.

Granted nothing happens

I wish for a bat wing

Granted you now get a bat wing that grows twice as big every 5 seconds. Better get running before you end up with a black hole.

I wish for the ability to make any object magnetised to any other object of my choosing.

Granted, but the object that you magnetize to any other object of your choice is always yourself, when you first try to use this ability, the second object you choose flies towards you extremely fast, hitting your body, either bruising or piercing you, and never coming off.

(quick correction, the bat wing would never turn into a black hole, that would need increased density, not increased size or mass.)

I wish for the ability to create microscopic white holes anywhere of my choosing. (look it up)

Granted. Because white hole are (I believe)* entirely made up you get transported to an alternate dimension without your family and friends

I wish for a dinosaur feather

*I personally believe that white holes are made up because 1. no white hole has been found 2. it would break nearly all the laws of the universe

Granted. A dinosaur feather appears in your hands but then immediately disintegrates

I wish for a dinosaur feather that doesn't immediately disintegrates

You get a dinosaur feather but you have know idea where

I wish for everybody on the thread to be able to read the mind of the person who is getting the wish granted

other way around

Granted everyone finds out that everyone has done terrible stuff and starts to blackmail everyone

I wish I know were my feather

Granted, you know "were" your feather, not where it is.

(I have no idea what that means.)

I wish for justice to all.