okay, but whenever you get the information you forget why you wanted it and whenever you remember why you wanted the information you forget the information

i wish that i could at will create any lego brick  i wish at any´time and any location i wish, so i can build whatever i want

For 935 platinum per month.

I wish for jonnipalos to twist my next wish (he's been very active recently)

Granted, but I am known for only this post as jonnipalos.

I wish for the ability to give others stage 5 brain cancer at will.

(this is going to be dark)

 I wish for a intact crow feather

You get a crow feather in a tack.

I wish to be a neutral good beholder.

granted, it spawns and immediately falls because there is no magic in earth

I wish for a peacock feather

You have it, but everyone within 5 miles of you knows you have the feather, knows where you are, and wants the feather more than anything else in the world, and will kill you for it.

I wish for magic on Earth.

granted but this causes earths overlord to investigates and then remove the weave

I wish that no one wants my peacock 

Nobody wants the peacock.   However, they still want the feather.

I wish to live on Erna (the name of the world in my campaign), be a neutral good beholder, and everyone knows I am nice and nobody tries to kill me.

Wish cancelled, due to the lack of trust there. The people there lives in a constant freightening to the Wolves raids during the night, just to drag the babies out and, use them to a necromantic ritual.

I wish I had a Demogorgon just to use it as a pet, and later make a battle against the Tarrasque.

you have an demogorgon and you try to use it as an pet, but that does not mean that the demgorgon will obey you at all. Congratulations, you just spawned an ******* demon lord to the material plane and is instantly killed, lets hope that some plucky young adventurers who are all level 20 find and kill it ASAP

granted nothing happens

I wish that everyone (expect me) would not want my peacock feather

your peakock feather is now painful to hold

i wish that i made 200% better decisions

Granted you now make better decisions 2% of the time rather than 1% o the time; that's a whole 200% better!!!

I wish for nothing; not nothingness or there to be nothing. Just nothing.

granted every person skips a second

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your peakock feather is now painful to hold

i wish that i made 200% better decisions

 The pain excludes me because I wish everyone expect me to not want it

I wish for a urn

Your wish came true. A priceless urn. Now you have bounty hunters after the urn.

I wish for unlimited wishes 

Granted!

...but you can't use any of them. Sorry!

I wish that I could manipulate time!

Only when you're sleeping.

I wish to be unstoppable.

you cannot stop moving upwards into space, you cannot be stopped, goodbye!

i wish i had an real-life tankard of sobriety

granted but it was a artifact of a powerful family and now they want it back

I wish no one wanted the urn