Granted, but your only friend is a holographic A.I.

I wish to start my cookie story completely over. 

granted it is sam, and you must spell it with the lower case letter

I wish for a cat named bob

Okay, your cookie story time travels to the beginning of time, the Big Bang destroys it.

Your "cat" is just a hobo pretending to be a cat, and his name is Bob.

(Just did both to stop any confusion.)

I wish for a Time Turner (from Harry Potter 3)

Granted, but it can only be used alongside Hermione

I wish the last three people to post in this thread could live in a true Harry Potter universe for 1 month

Granted, but they all live as Voldemort, so three people are inside one body at the same time

I wish for the meaning of life

Granted, you've adquired the DVD movie "" The Life of Brian "" .... xDD

I wish I could spend some of my gold ingots into "that cheap Yacht someone mentioned it before"

Granted, the Yacht is now a mimic, and it eats you.

I wish for the Explorer's Guide to Wildemount to be released now.

Granted, but it costs 3 installments of $1000 on a shady website likely to hack you.

I wish for the Legendary Bundle in the Marketplace on this account.

granted sadly dnd beyond just shut down and you can't access it

I wish to get out of Carceri

there is now a way to get out of carceri, but you dont know how

i wish Bob was the uncle of all

Bob Geldorff appears and slaps some ..... ahemmmmmm...........

I wish I could build a bridge between Europe & 'Murrika.

wish granted, you are now able to build a bridge between europe and america, but its going to be expensive and you suddenly dont feel like it

i wish an horde of mechanicall dogs were to appear, track down and kill anus georg, the being with 7 million anuses

( lmao/rofls/hahahahahahaha ).................................. ( I can't promise I won't make the easy-joke here, but......... omfg !!! hahahahahahaha !!!! )

Wish.... hahahahahahahahahaha.... granted.... hahahahahahahahahaha..... 

I wish I could go and sniff those anuses...... hahahahahahahhahaha....... 

P.D. : I can't stop lauguing .... hahahahahahahaha

(why is this so funny for you)

Quote from ArtificeMeal >>

(why is this so funny for you)

 errrr....... imagine there's a DM sneaked in this thread watching us.........    

That's why it's double funny for me............. xDD

You sniff them and it’s so bad, you take 5179689 points of psychic damage.

I wish for a pet mimic that doesn’t eat me and only eats what I tell it to do, when I tell it to do so.

granted, you forget about it and it starves to death

I wish to be teleported to close exit to Carceri and have all the monsters die instantly allowing me to get out of here

Wish impossible to perform/execute due to the low Intelligence of the Mimic and its natural CN aligment.

I wish I could get ADAM & EVE here just to tell them GOD IS A LIE.... EAT THE APPLE !!!!!

WISH DENIED YOU EVIL DIRT IN US!!!!! D:< (get it)

But seriously, doing that creates a paradox destroying this timeline as we know it, so wish denied.

I wish Adam and Eve didn't eat the apple

( it's also DIRTIN'  US ).......... xDDD

Wish denied due to the overflow of a Pantagrouelical mass of water over the EDEN.

I wish I could continue the build of that Bridge between Europe & 'Murrica.