Granted. You successfully subvert the wish but the sun implodes causing the earth to go into endless winter.

I wish to be the only source of heat and light and be worshiped as a god and be called Pomastat, The Radiant Ruler Of The Universe.

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Granted! However, everything else is now even more freezing cold and dark and you still emit the same body heat and the tiny amount of light you currently do. The cult that worships you is made of the people who you despise most.

I wish for Pomastat's death.

Granted.  However, the tiny amount of life left in the universe that is supported by his tiny amount of warmth and tiny amount of light is then vanquished with a tiny *pip*.  

I wish Mayday Parade would follow me around and sing their music for me to hear all day.  

Granted. Your house is too crowded and breaks and you are slowly going deaf.

I wish for the sun back.

Granted. It is now gigantic and swallows the Earth and all the planets up to Jupiter, with Saturn becoming scorched with no more gas on it. Uranus and Neptune shrink considerably.

I wish for D&D Beyond to be improved to maximum efficiency and perfection.

dnd beyond maximum performance and efficiency, but it does so by removing a lot of content

i wish that canonnically being an flumph floating arround in space was not so bad....

It already isn't!

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I wish for Revenge to be constantly playing in my ears for the rest of my life or until I don't want it anymore

an entire human person (that is verry small) is now playing arround in your ear. His name is revenge

i wish there suddenly exists three more trees than it did before i made this wish

Ok. There are now 3 times as many trees. In crowded cities there are now billions of willow trees that whip and lash anyone who tries to walk outside if there is any strong wind. But hey! Global warming is down! Unfortunately, tens of thousand elderly, young, and weak die of being whipped by trees. These trees also are a pain to get rid of and regrow if removed by the root. So good luck solving that one.

I wish for all weapons of mass destruction to disappear, including present ones instantaneously, and future ones as soon as they are finished being constructed, permanently. (I don’t wish to change the past, that would be dumb)

(Global warming wouldn't immediately go away if we tripled the amount of trees there are)

The nukes and other weapons disappear, by all setting off instantly.

I wish that quiche didn't exist.

However, you are sent to a planet where the only food is quiche.

I wish that I could shuffle cards.

Granted, but not that well

I wish to live in the world of Alagaësia

Granted, but it was misinterpreted as "analgesia" and you live in a state of consciousness, but are unable to perceive the enormous amounts of pain your body is going through as it keeps getting torn open.

I wish to be known as Revenge!

You are now a Paladin Oath of Vengeance where nobody knows your actual name.

I wish to have a kneecap collection

Nice! A giant jar appears next to you, containing many, many kneecaps, yours included!

I wish to try the tastiest, most delicious soup in the world

Granted. The most bitter tastiest soup is being eated by you, and ...... suddendly you start puking rainbow flowers ... BY YOUR NOSE !!!!

I wish I could win the Xmas Lottery just to buy a Yatch and some.... ehemmmmm.... you know "that" right ???

you win the lottery, you win an weird brand of hatchet known as an Yatch, not to be confused with the type of boat known as a yacht, as well as ticket to an knock-of of the hit movie "it" named "that" '

i wish that i was cannonically alive if i was not already, that i could exist in space comfortably without death of asphyxiation and an friend to communicate with telepatically that fits all previous criteria if i did not have already

ok.  you are a ball of lint capable of communicating with other balls of lint.

I wish I knew what kind of soup ArtificeMeal's profile is

Granted, but in order to know what it was exactly, you hunted him down in real life and forced him to take a new photo of a soup you made to make his avatar photo.  Now you know EXACTLY what kind of soup it is.

I wish people who "desperately" want kids would realize there are thousands of children in foster care and orphanages and seek out adoption rather than their own selfish interests, and that the process to adopt be cheaper and more accessible.

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Granted, but in order to know what it was exactly, you hunted him down in real life and forced him to take a new photo of a soup you made to make his avatar photo.  Now you know EXACTLY what kind of soup it is.

 

I wish people who "desperately" want kids would realize there are thousands of children in foster care and orphanages and seek out adoption rather than their own selfish interests, and that the process to adopt be cheaper and more accessible.

 granted, but this only applies to people who think they want children, but in reality dont...

also i irl have no idea what soup this is i google image searched "soup" p-please what a-are you doing get out of my house please mam p-please drop that knife.....

i wish i remember that really really good wish i was going to say but i dont remember what