you get carrot of dung (a carrot is a unit of measurement). I wish for a quirm.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
I wish for Mythic Odysseys of Theros in print. It can't be lost, can't be stolen, isn't sentient, can't harm me in any way, isn't an scp, isn't rare or worth stealing, can't raise the dead, can't turn me insane, can't harm anyone, can't do anything at all malicious, can't change form, can't be in any language other than the languages I speak, can't have pictures that come to life, can't be magical in any way, can't make me or anything else magical in any way, can't somehow mess with or change the course of destiny, can't augment anything in a malicious or non preferable way, and can't inspire crimes or other malicious actions, especially against me. It can't have lost any pages, it can't be broken, it is impervious to every kind of damage, and can't be made magical or sentient, can't activate technology or magic, and won't change my destiny in a drastic or malicious way. It has to be in the arial font, with no special text effects. I can't forget this wish, and it can't be too long short or medium, or to booky or too (any adjective).
I said carrot because if I was a genie, do you think I would be talking to them or using ddb to?
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Your wish has been granted. You are given a rock a rock that possesses all 5 senses. it can smell, feel, see, hear ,and touch. It's basically a living rock. It has stubby little legs and really long arms to touch things. Including you. If the rock creature does so you you so you gotta protect it.
person after you didn't make a wish so you get something random like. like a little goblin henchman. it's kinda annoying ,but loyal. also its much more powerful than you so try not to piss it off. The only commands it knows are get me a drink in which case it will only give you tap water or some water it randomly found ,and simply decided to put it in a cup. I wouldn't recommend drinking it. Also it can sing. A lot better than you'd expect a goblin to be able to sing ,but that doesn't say much.
I wish to never get brain freeze ever. No matter what I eat.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
you mis pronounce it and get a quirm instead. bad luck
I wish for a small sized adult
It's technically a carat. But anyway, coolthing, the genie gets bored because your wish is too long. Nothing happens.
I wish that people would wish for more sensible things on this forum.
Certainly! Suddenly, everyone on this forum pipes up and states: 'I'd like a spot of tea, if the conditions are favourable, what!'. Out of nowhere, 22,000 upperclass gentlemen with bowler hats, monocles and stiff upper lips manifest before our eyes!
I wish for all wishes brought into existence by this thread to cease functioning properly, and instead only grant a gift of several magical inflatable unicorns.
your wish has been granted. You now understand their purpose ,and thus hate them with a burning passion.
I wish for infinite explosions. everywhere. Not just in this realm/galaxy/timeline/space time continuum but everywhere that exists.
Your wish is my command. Every atom in existence suddenly bursts with flaming energy, and deteriorates. But luckily, a single banana peel that wasn't used up in the Delorean's fuel tank pops unharmed into the space time continuum (against all odds of time travel). Over the course of 70 million years, at a probability of 7^4092857602874752911105 to 1, that banana peel's atoms go on to become the building blocks for a universe almost identical to the one we reside in now. Except in this universe, bananas are a capable and intelligent species.
Funny how wish works, isn't it?
I (again) wish for all wishes brought into existence by this thread to cease functioning properly, and instead only grant a gift of several magical inflatable unicorns.
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Your wish has been granted. 6 magical inflatable unicorns the size of planets are now floating in space. If they ever lose the air inside them for any reason the old wishes will function once more. If all six of the unicorns lose their air all of the wishes return twice as potent.
Your wish has been granted. 6 magical inflatable unicorns the size of planets are now floating in space. If they ever lose the air inside them for any reason the old wishes will function once more. If all six of the unicorns lose their air all of the wishes return twice as potent.
Edit: it is fun how wishes work.
I wish for aliens to invade earth.
And so, a legendary battle takes place. Fortunately, through a combination of earthly bacteria and Susan Murphy, the aliens are defeated!
Unfortunately for all the Sci-fi enthusiasts, it was a pretty dull battle.
I wish for cheese, Gromit.
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Your wish has been granted a mythical action has been cast ,and your house it struck as a result. You look upon the remains of your house and see just what a mythical action can cause.
I wish for infinite popsicle sticks
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
you get carrot of dung (a carrot is a unit of measurement). I wish for a quirm.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
its a carrat btw.
you mis pronounce it and get a quirm instead. bad luck
I wish for a small sized adult
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Congratulations! You are instantly teleported to Terry Pratchett's world:) I wish for nothing out of the ordinary.
Edit: this was meant for @dab_master_one 's comment....
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You find half a bunny inside.
stuff is cool
-me 2021
It's technically a carat. But anyway, coolthing, the genie gets bored because your wish is too long. Nothing happens.
I wish that people would wish for more sensible things on this forum.
misspelled it hehehe
your wish is granted
I wish for a sensible thing
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
I said carrot because if I was a genie, do you think I would be talking to them or using ddb to?
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
Your wish has been granted. You are given a rock a rock that possesses all 5 senses. it can smell, feel, see, hear ,and touch. It's basically a living rock. It has stubby little legs and really long arms to touch things. Including you. If the rock creature does so you you so you gotta protect it.
person after you didn't make a wish so you get something random like. like a little goblin henchman. it's kinda annoying ,but loyal. also its much more powerful than you so try not to piss it off. The only commands it knows are get me a drink in which case it will only give you tap water or some water it randomly found ,and simply decided to put it in a cup. I wouldn't recommend drinking it. Also it can sing. A lot better than you'd expect a goblin to be able to sing ,but that doesn't say much.
I wish to never get brain freeze ever. No matter what I eat.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Certainly! Suddenly, everyone on this forum pipes up and states: 'I'd like a spot of tea, if the conditions are favourable, what!'. Out of nowhere, 22,000 upperclass gentlemen with bowler hats, monocles and stiff upper lips manifest before our eyes!
I wish for all wishes brought into existence by this thread to cease functioning properly, and instead only grant a gift of several magical inflatable unicorns.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
wish granted. you now get brain burn from ice cream and other cold foods.
I wish for anything
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Anything, eh? The DM randomly selects a method for your demise:)
I wish to know the meaning of cats.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
your wish has been granted. You now understand their purpose ,and thus hate them with a burning passion.
I wish for infinite explosions. everywhere. Not just in this realm/galaxy/timeline/space time continuum but everywhere that exists.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Your wish is my command. Every atom in existence suddenly bursts with flaming energy, and deteriorates. But luckily, a single banana peel that wasn't used up in the Delorean's fuel tank pops unharmed into the space time continuum (against all odds of time travel). Over the course of 70 million years, at a probability of 7^4092857602874752911105 to 1, that banana peel's atoms go on to become the building blocks for a universe almost identical to the one we reside in now. Except in this universe, bananas are a capable and intelligent species.
Funny how wish works, isn't it?
I (again) wish for all wishes brought into existence by this thread to cease functioning properly, and instead only grant a gift of several magical inflatable unicorns.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Your wish has been granted. 6 magical inflatable unicorns the size of planets are now floating in space. If they ever lose the air inside them for any reason the old wishes will function once more. If all six of the unicorns lose their air all of the wishes return twice as potent.
Edit: it is fun how wishes work.
I wish for aliens to invade earth.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
And so, a legendary battle takes place. Fortunately, through a combination of earthly bacteria and Susan Murphy, the aliens are defeated!
Unfortunately for all the Sci-fi enthusiasts, it was a pretty dull battle.
I wish for cheese, Gromit.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You become a wererabbit.
I wish to get a link to https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/2002-twist-the-wish?page=112#c2253
stuff is cool
-me 2021
Yooour wiiish haaas beeeen graaanted. The link you have shown will now magically appear in bright blue letters on your left lung.
I wish for a 12 hour solar eclipse to occur...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish GRANTED. But...You got more than you wanted. Infinite 12-hour eclipses.
I wish I knew what Mythic actions were.
stuff is cool
-me 2021
Your wish has been granted a mythical action has been cast ,and your house it struck as a result. You look upon the remains of your house and see just what a mythical action can cause.
I wish for infinite popsicle sticks
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
You get them. Along with infinite splinters.
I wish to not need to make a wish just so someone can mess it up.
stuff is cool
-me 2021