Wish granted. The Quarantine ends ,and moments later an alien invasion occurs wiping out 70% of the worlds population in the initial invasion, 20% is live dissected/experimented on ,and the remaining percentage is tossed into endangered species reserves cause the aliens are nice enough to not wipe humanity from existence
I wish for the next poster to write 'Hell yeah!' in their post. .
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted. The Quarantine ends ,and moments later an alien invasion occurs wiping out 70% of the worlds population in the initial invasion, 20% is live dissected/experimented on ,and the remaining percentage is tossed into endangered species reserves cause the aliens are nice enough to not wipe humanity from existence
I wish for the next poster to write 'Hell yeah!' in their post. .
Hell yeah!
Now Asmodeus comes up from Nessus to devour your soul for stealing his catchphrase.
I wish that I never wrote "Hell yeah!" in this post.
You can now never write the words hell or yeah or any synonyms of them. If you try, the words fade away as you type or write them. In other words, you can't say hell or yes.
I wish for a decent dice set.
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Granted, but now no one plays it out of respect for its religion
I wish to be in the 10% of humans that are put in endangered species reserves by aliens when they come and invade Earth (as explained by Dolan_oblivious_wanderer in his last post)
wish granted. you die of a mix of tuberculosis and radiation sickness.
I wish
Your wish for nothing comes into effect, from now on nothing Will happen and nothing exists, existing ceases to be
I wish to live in a state of infinite time to pursue my goals indefenetly
Okay, you have infinite unchanging time to indefinitely pursue your goals. However, apart from the actual English definition, indefinitely could be construed to mean "not definitely". Therefore, a quick roll of a die so see: 3. The dice did not favor you and as you live in unchanging time, you never actually achieve anything but boredom.
I wish eternal life and eternal youth, and the ability to grant those to others.
Your wish is granted, now all the mices and rats comes for more cheese.
I wish I had more skills.........
You s-kill another person. Now the police is after you for s-killing.
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Great. Now I have to think of something bothersome. Hmm. I'm quite tolerant, you see... How inconvenient... Oh. Ah. Wish granted, it seems. Phew. I think a paradox was forming.
I wish to stop dreaming of my ex.
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Head leader of the 42nd cult. Lower sorcerer in the cult of bacon. Member of the LeviRocks cult.
Super Yahtzee records: 12, another 12, 31 and another 31. Yahtzee of 4’s: 24
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Wish... granted? Your legal name is now Rob of Lordly Might. People now always think you’re weird.
I wish for quarantine to end
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Wish granted. The Quarantine ends ,and moments later an alien invasion occurs wiping out 70% of the worlds population in the initial invasion, 20% is live dissected/experimented on ,and the remaining percentage is tossed into endangered species reserves cause the aliens are nice enough to not wipe humanity from existence
I wish for the next poster to write 'Hell yeah!' in their post. .
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Hell yeah!
Now Asmodeus comes up from Nessus to devour your soul for stealing his catchphrase.
I wish that I never wrote "Hell yeah!" in this post.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
Homebrew: Magic items, Subclasses
Wish granted.
You can now never write the words hell or yeah or any synonyms of them. If you try, the words fade away as you type or write them. In other words, you can't say hell or yes.
I wish for a decent dice set.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
You get one. But you are utterly cunfuzzled by why I did not MESS UP YOUR WISH.
I wish for something to happen. ANYTHING
stuff is cool
-me 2021
Okay, your wish is granted. Now you will spend hours wondering about the paradoxy of how this wish granted itself. You're welcome.
I wish for serenity.
Homebrew is fun.
Wish granted. The Serenity lands on your front lawn but the thrusters raze the plot of land you're on.
I wish for D&D to be eternally accepted as a religious faith.
Granted, but now no one plays it out of respect for its religion
I wish to be in the 10% of humans that are put in endangered species reserves by aliens when they come and invade Earth (as explained by Dolan_oblivious_wanderer in his last post)
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wish granted. you die of a mix of tuberculosis and radiation sickness.
I wish
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Your wish for nothing comes into effect, from now on nothing Will happen and nothing exists, existing ceases to be
I wish to live in a state of infinite time to pursue my goals indefenetly
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Only, I was prepared for someone to pull that when I asked, so I bought flame retardant armor and fire insurance. Thank you.
Okay, you have infinite unchanging time to indefinitely pursue your goals. However, apart from the actual English definition, indefinitely could be construed to mean "not definitely". Therefore, a quick roll of a die so see: 3. The dice did not favor you and as you live in unchanging time, you never actually achieve anything but boredom.
I wish eternal life and eternal youth, and the ability to grant those to others.
Homebrew is fun.
you are now forever a baby with the mind of a baby, and so is anyone that touches you
I wish for omnipotence
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Wish not granted, because the actual Pope dosen´t wants anyone else take the leadership over this planet.
I wish I could be an Amoeba.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you are tracked down by the Amoeba sisters and forced to join their group. Suicide is preferable to this fate.
I wish for a day pass into hell, with no repercussions attached;)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Granted. But, after you come back to the normal Plane, your eyes begins to burn. Sorry, now you are blind, FOREVAH !!!
I wish I could kill all the Killer fishes ( barracoudes, piranhas, and elses ).
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Your wish is granted ,but you also have to eat them all raw no cooking.
I wish for the entire universe to be flooded with infinite grilled cheese sandwiches.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Your wish is granted, now all the mices and rats comes for more cheese.
I wish I had more skills.........
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You s-kill another person. Now the police is after you for s-killing.
I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam. I wish to bother the next poster with my spam.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
Homebrew: Magic items, Subclasses
Great. Now I have to think of something bothersome. Hmm. I'm quite tolerant, you see... How inconvenient... Oh. Ah. Wish granted, it seems. Phew. I think a paradox was forming.
I wish to stop dreaming of my ex.