You witness a fireball being cast at you, but in a startled panic you trip, bump your head, and forget the past 30 years
I wish for a 5 inch ebony wood cube to appear on the ground in front of me, without harming anything, or causing anything to harm themselves or others.
The cube rises out of the quicksand with such force it is launched into space.
I wish for the complete works of Charles M. Schulz.
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You get a one inch length of copper wire that is cursed to slowly and painfully kill anyone who touches it.
I wish for 5% of all knowledge in existence.
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A penguin steals all of Jeff Bezo's money and frames you for it. Have fun in jail.
I wish to live at the North Pole.
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The sun turns purple, and plants can no longer use the light for energy. They all die, and with them, the world fills with carbon dioxide, killing everything.
granted, from now on, we will go back to before matter existed, nothing can exist and thus nothing can be ambiguous anymore
i wish to witness somebody using magic to cast fireball, and survive the experience
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
You witness a fireball being cast at you, but in a startled panic you trip, bump your head, and forget the past 30 years
I wish for a 5 inch ebony wood cube to appear on the ground in front of me, without harming anything, or causing anything to harm themselves or others.
It turns out the ground in front of you is not solid, but quicksand. The cube sinks and disappears. You should probably move away.
I wish for small, harmless, feathered quill.
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
It turns out the ground in front of you is not solid, but quicksand. The quill sinks and disappears. You should probably move away.
I wish for a vacuum.
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
It ends up being a triple size vacuum, and it appears around you, placing you in a bag full of dust
I wish for my cube to rise up from the quicksand ground
The cube rises out of the quicksand with such force it is launched into space.
I wish for the complete works of Charles M. Schulz.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Granted yet all of it is printed at a sub-microscopic size.
I wish that I had any semblance of motivation.
I have no personality.
You feel very motivated to cook as many sweet potatoes as possible
I wish for a 1 inch length of copper wire
You get a one inch length of copper wire that is cursed to slowly and painfully kill anyone who touches it.
I wish for 5% of all knowledge in existence.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Knowledge is endless, so you can never fully comprehend your 5%, as you learn more new things as more knowledge is found
I wish for 17% of the bell peppers in the world to suddenly grow mold
17% of bell peppers in the world grow mold, and the rest teleport into your house.
I wish for a penguin to steal all of Jeff Bezo's money.
A penguin steals all of Jeff Bezo's money and frames you for it. Have fun in jail.
I wish to live at the North Pole.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
You appear in the north pole. Somehow, the freezing cold doesn't kill you.
A narwhal stabs you in the gut.
I wish for mastery in all musical instruments and become a level 20 bard.
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
You turn into a fully filled out character sheet, with 20 levels in bard, and expertise in every available instrument in Dungeons and Dragons.
I wish that every 13 seconds something turns purple.
The sun turns purple, and plants can no longer use the light for energy. They all die, and with them, the world fills with carbon dioxide, killing everything.
I wish to be turned into a stone statue
you are now a stone statue, but you are super attractive to birds. Every 11 seconds a bird does a massive crap on you
i wish I had neo powers.
(I wouldn't know, because I was a statue)
You get a new power nobody's ever heard of (neo means new). You can grow millimeter long feathers out of your armpits at will
I wish to get this wish
you get the wish but nothing happens
I wish for somthing random and harmless
You get something harmless, except it decides it's own existence may harm you, so it stops existing
I wish for a cup of water to appear somewhere farther than 62735632875684 miles from me
A cup of water appears in a asteroid field 62735632875684 miles away from earth, knocking one the size of the moon onto a collision course with Earth.
I wish that 4 isn't quantum.