Don't worry Bob, I'll twist your wish. You can survive anything, but in return your body pays the price. You are in extreme physical pain at all times. The pain grows, but you cannot die. You might not be hungry, thirsty, bored, or lonely, but you are in so much pain that you wonder if it was worth it. The fact that you cannot go insane, means you are always fully aware of the pain you are, which only furthers the pain by adding mental torment as well. Look at the bright side though, your still alive... Nobody else is, but at least you don't feel lonely.
You forgot to ask a wish so I will go back and twist Nikoli's wish as well. You can summon anything, but you cannot choose what you summon. Whatever you summon, isn't loyal to you, and may kill you. Lets hope you don't summon a false hydra or anything that could kill you, if it so desired.
I wish for all fruit and vegetables to loose their nutritional value.
Granted. Your true love is a carrot, which is eaten by a horse.
I wish for Joe Biden to become a shark.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Biden becomes a mini shark. Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, but be careful! His bite still hurts. He can also fly for some reason, and doesn't require water to survive. What's more strange is the fact that the only thing he hates is you. I don't know why. He will aggressively attack you if he sees you.
I wish for all birds to transform into bees. As well as all bees to become birds.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
Many birds fall from the sky due to their now inability to fly. People who are unfortunate to be precisely underneath the birds falling, will die. Let us hope we are not among the these unfortunate people. Over time they will adapt, and become very reclusive and aggressive as people will hunt them for their valuable feathers. Eventually they will need protection to avoid becoming endangered species.
I wish all life would freeze for two thousand years, and unfreeze just the way they were prior to freezing.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
The squirrel says in his/her idiom : What does this 2-leged being wants from me ???. SInce you lack in understanding his/her idiom, you only look at it, viciously like if a Hunter watches the prey. 2 seconds later, the squirrel slides away from you, and runs like the wind to his precious tree.
Your a fully sentient pingpong ball. Since you are a pingpong ball, you cannot talk or do anything, but you are fully aware of your environment. Anything can happen. You could get stepped on, you could be played with. Someone could put you in their pocket. A snake might mistake you for an egg and eat you.
I wish for tavern brawls to be made legal and even encouraged.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Elsa dies, but then her sister sings a sad song, and kills you horrifyingly.
I wish that people would get their acts together when it comes to COVID-19, and do what they are supposed to.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't worry Bob, I'll twist your wish. You can survive anything, but in return your body pays the price. You are in extreme physical pain at all times. The pain grows, but you cannot die. You might not be hungry, thirsty, bored, or lonely, but you are in so much pain that you wonder if it was worth it. The fact that you cannot go insane, means you are always fully aware of the pain you are, which only furthers the pain by adding mental torment as well. Look at the bright side though, your still alive... Nobody else is, but at least you don't feel lonely.
You forgot to ask a wish so I will go back and twist Nikoli's wish as well. You can summon anything, but you cannot choose what you summon. Whatever you summon, isn't loyal to you, and may kill you. Lets hope you don't summon a false hydra or anything that could kill you, if it so desired.
I wish for all fruit and vegetables to loose their nutritional value.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
ok, but so do everything else
i wish that i could actually homebrew
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
You can homebrew really well. However you also loose the motivation to homebrew, and thus only use the source material.
I wish for trees to have eye balls. The older the tree, the more eye balls it has.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
you are officially creeped out
I wish to be official staff of WotC so I can publish the Battlecaster as official so DnD can be cooler
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
You are now stressed, because the job is harder than you thought.
I wish to meet my true love, and start a relationship.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. Your true love is a carrot, which is eaten by a horse.
I wish for Joe Biden to become a shark.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Biden becomes a mini shark. Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, but be careful! His bite still hurts. He can also fly for some reason, and doesn't require water to survive. What's more strange is the fact that the only thing he hates is you. I don't know why. He will aggressively attack you if he sees you.
I wish for all birds to transform into bees. As well as all bees to become birds.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
So you started a time Paradox.
I wish all the feathers could be metals.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Many birds fall from the sky due to their now inability to fly. People who are unfortunate to be precisely underneath the birds falling, will die. Let us hope we are not among the these unfortunate people. Over time they will adapt, and become very reclusive and aggressive as people will hunt them for their valuable feathers. Eventually they will need protection to avoid becoming endangered species.
I wish all life would freeze for two thousand years, and unfreeze just the way they were prior to freezing.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Well, all life was frozen, it will be very difficult to get all the machines working again. Oh and internet is out because of that.
I wish for a girlfriend.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
A random person’s girlfriend walks by.
I wish for a squirrel.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
The squirrel says in his/her idiom : What does this 2-leged being wants from me ???. SInce you lack in understanding his/her idiom, you only look at it, viciously like if a Hunter watches the prey. 2 seconds later, the squirrel slides away from you, and runs like the wind to his precious tree.
I wisdh I could be a PingPong ball.....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Your a fully sentient pingpong ball. Since you are a pingpong ball, you cannot talk or do anything, but you are fully aware of your environment. Anything can happen. You could get stepped on, you could be played with. Someone could put you in their pocket. A snake might mistake you for an egg and eat you.
I wish for tavern brawls to be made legal and even encouraged.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Wish granted! Once the tavern brawls are made legal and encouraged, you get into one, and your skull is crushed by an orc barbarian.
I wish for a bag of Cheeto flavored Skittles.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Wish granted! you get a bag that once held Cheeto flavored Skittles... It's empty now, someone already ate it all.
I wish that I could drink lava and not get hurt of die from lava
Hello fellow human. I like you, am a human.
ok you can drink lava but you cant drink any thing else
i wish elsa is dead
Elsa dies, but then her sister sings a sad song, and kills you horrifyingly.
I wish that people would get their acts together when it comes to COVID-19, and do what they are supposed to.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
that would be nice, wouldn't it. unfortunately, most people have an int score of 3
I wish that I could have 10th level spell slots.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Granted, but the only tenth level spell is scaled-up prestidigitation. You can now clean or soil objects in a mile diameter.
I wish for an infectiously sunny personality
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Granted. You now burn everyone around you. All is fire, and all is the sun. Everything you burn then burns everything around it.
I wish for a cat.
I have no personality.