Granted. Not gonna twist it.

I wish to have a good college education. With no student loan.

Granted. You are given a good college education in a subject you find dull and have absolutely no interest in.

I wish for a doller.

You get a doller, its a gun, that uses dolls as amunition.

I wish for the power to change the size of anything, or anyone, to the size I will the target to be.

Congratulations. You receive this power only once.

I wish to summon a the kind of bullywug described in the Monster Manual, and as described, this bullywug is living, in its early adulthood so it won't immediately die of old age, nonhostile toward me and my friends, and not inclined to do anything destructive to the property of myself or my friends.

Instead it is hostile towards the air, and destroys it. You can no longer breath.

I wish for a college education in herpetology, with no student loans.

You summon the bullywug, but bc you didnt specify were it gets summoned in the same space as your body and you and the bullywug both die.

I wish for a pair of warm, human feet sized, fuzzy socks to appear one half meter above my hand.

Congradulations. You have socks made for a human, but for a young human child. They don't fit.

I wish for a working pen to appear on my desk.

You know what.

It's Christmas.

I'm not twisting that wish.

I wish for this thread to stop for today and tomorrow, as it is Christmas.

Wish refused, because it's based on a faulty assumption. Today is Christmas Eve.

I wish for this thread to stop for 24 hours starting 12:00 AM Eastern Time on December 25, 2020 B.C.E. according to the Gregorian Calendar.

Wish granted.

I wish everyone has a merry Christmas!

granted. i wish for a catdragon

Granted. It knocks over your furniture, then eats you.

I wish for a flower that is not harmful.

Granted! a bag of unbleached flour appears in front of you.

I wish my threads were popular

Granted! So many people flood your threads that D&DBeyond crashes permanently!

I wish that CherryBomb314 could spell "flower" correctly.

Granted!  Now he is a grammar police, doomed to check your grammar for eternity.

I wish to make this thread disappear!

POOF! This thread was officially closed and forgotten, causing a hole in the hearts of all who posted, even you.

This thread is gone, so I cannot post a wish

I wish this thread back.

KAZAP! The thread reappears, but at the cost of it resetting dndbeyond’s user data

I wish for one day, a voice in the back of peoples’ heads would narrate their actions.

Granted! For each and every action, you hear someone's voice. For example, each time you take a step, you hear "walk. Walk. Walk. Walk"

I wish mimics were extinct

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Granted! For each and every action, you hear someone's voice. For example, each time you take a step, you hear "walk. Walk. Walk. Walk"

I wish mimics were extinct

 they are, but beholders become much more common.

I wish that I was feeling better.