The Utter Destruction was inside you all along. And not in a good way.
I wish to turn back time 1 hour.
The spell thinks you said thyme and all thyme is warped to where it was 1 hour ago
I wish to be the best like no one ever was but people still like me and are my friends
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted. You are a Pug of Utter Destruction. Therefore, you are destroyed.
I wish I had a glass of water that always refilled.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Granted, you get a glass of poisoned water that always refills.
I wish to turn back the chronological concept of time three hours.
Wish granted. What scientestests understand of it is turned back three hours
I wish to always win risk and everyone involved is a good sport and had fun.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
Wish not granted due to the new mutation of this Virus.
I wish I could be an Amoeba who plays with this Virus.
Wish denied. It is not cool to kill people
I wish hat the conditions that originally started covid-19 didn't exist, and by extension, covid doesn't exist as it couldn't have formed
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted, but it happens anyway because of a completely different sequence of events. The timeline finds a way.
I wish to stop talking about COVID-19, its effects, and its vaccine, but that people would just do the right thing to protect themselves and everyone else they meet.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
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Your brain becomes so big, the gravity it creates causes it to collapse into itself, destroying you and it in a black hole.
I wish to be a Pug of Utter Destruction.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The Utter Destruction was inside you all along. And not in a good way.
I wish to turn back time 1 hour.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
The spell thinks you said thyme and all thyme is warped to where it was 1 hour ago
I wish to be the best like no one ever was but people still like me and are my friends
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted. You are a Pug of Utter Destruction. Therefore, you are destroyed.
I wish I had a glass of water that always refilled.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Granted, you get a glass of poisoned water that always refills.
I wish to turn back the chronological concept of time three hours.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Wish granted. What scientestests understand of it is turned back three hours
I wish to always win risk and everyone involved is a good sport and had fun.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Wish granted, but every time you play Risk, an actual war happens in the same way as the game.
I wish to be able to drink water without making a weird gulping noise.
I did NOT eat those hikers.
Wish granted. But since now, you suffer hiccup. Roll a CON DC 17 saving throw ( twice per day ) to avoid it.
I wish to be the one and only who destroys the cv-19 vaccine.
This vaccine is here to destroy the Humankind. Say NO to this vaccine.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
no <3
I wish for the COVID-19 vaccine to work perfectly with no side effects.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. I'm not even going to twist that wish, it's a good one.
I wish to get the COVID-19 vaccine that works perfectly with no side effects.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted, you get the COVID-19 vaccine that works perfectly with no side effects. <3
I wish to turn back time to yesterday at exactly 12:30 PM Mountain Daylight Time.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You do, but the dose is wrong
i wish COVID was over already
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
Wish not granted due to the new mutation of this Virus.
I wish I could be an Amoeba who plays with this Virus.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Wish denied. It is not cool to kill people
I wish hat the conditions that originally started covid-19 didn't exist, and by extension, covid doesn't exist as it couldn't have formed
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted, but it happens anyway because of a completely different sequence of events. The timeline finds a way.
I wish to stop talking about COVID-19, its effects, and its vaccine, but that people would just do the right thing to protect themselves and everyone else they meet.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Denied. If I grant that wish I cause a paradox.
I wish that all strands of covid-19 didnt exist
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Ok they all disappear but a new incurable disease is found.
I wish for world peace (so people can worry about other threats like diseases)
Mythology Master
Granted, the world is in pieces.
I wish for the Duolingo owl to stop torturing my family.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. The Duolingo owl tortures you instead.
I wish that people online weren’t so toxic.
granted, now everyone irl is toxic
i wish i could fly
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ