Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Basic Rules (2014)
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Congratulations, your new body is paralyzed in the depths of Carceri
I wish to let Milestogo out of Carceri
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Granted, but he then gets trapped in Carceri again.
I wish to be freed from and immune to being forced into the plane of Carceri.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, However you willfully go into the plain of Carceri
I wish for a donut
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Ok.
Why would I twist that? Have whatever donut you want.
I wish for Lord_Master’s donut.
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Granted, but he wished for a moldy donut.
I wish to be permanently under the effects of perpetuating greater restoration and invulnerability spells.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted! Wait, whoops...
I misspelled the spells. You're now affected by perpetuating grater restoration and djinn vulnerability.
I wish I had remembered to type my wish before hitting post reply.
granted, but the wish is to die.
I wish to have 13,000 gold appear on the ground in front of me.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, it also comes with an Ancient Red Dragon to guard it.
I wish for a duck
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, you get a duck, but first you must read the following passage:
The last day on Earth was a beautiful day, or it was according to the ducks which sat on the Lake Barodi, which was named after Captain Barodi IV, a ship captain whose ship, the Kingston Crawler II, sank on its first day on a sea named the Sea of Calm, so called because one could sit on its banks for years on end and never see a violent storm, and yet Captain Barodi did sink the Kingston Crawler II on the 19th of October, XX18, the exact day one century ago from the last day on Earth, which was in fact a very grim day indeed, for the word of ducks is never to be trusted, not even when your cousin Oliver, who claims to trust ducks very much, invites you to his home for dinner with ducks, and it is not until you have stepped inside the address he sent you and the door has closed behind you that you realize that you in fact do not have a cousin named Oliver, and you attempt to open the door to escape the uncountable number of ducks surging at you, but find that there are only ducks on the other side of the door before waking up in your own bed on the last day on Earth, which is the day when all life on the planet will end, simply going to show that no matter what, you cannot trust ducks.
I wish to be immune to damage from dragons.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, you are teleported into space, where there are no dragons.
You have no special ability to breathe in space.
I wish to be able to breathe in space.
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
granted, and to show you that it works, we teleported you to a random point in space! ...good luck not starving to death in the black void.
I wish to be back on Earth.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You are now on a floating piece of dirt in space
I wish for all dogs to know they are good bois
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
This confused all non boi dogs, they are happy about being good though!
I wish for the will power too continue DM-ing the game I'm running, for 5-10 more sessions.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted however your players don't have the willpower to continue and all leave.
I wish that whenever I wished for a duck I wouldn't have to read this passage.
The last day on Earth was a beautiful day, or it was according to the ducks which sat on the Lake Barodi, which was named after Captain Barodi IV, a ship captain whose ship, the Kingston Crawler II, sank on its first day on a sea named the Sea of Calm, so called because one could sit on its banks for years on end and never see a violent storm, and yet Captain Barodi did sink the Kingston Crawler II on the 19th of October, XX18, the exact day one century ago from the last day on Earth, which was in fact a very grim day indeed, for the word of ducks is never to be trusted, not even when your cousin Oliver, who claims to trust ducks very much, invites you to his home for dinner with ducks, and it is not until you have stepped inside the address he sent you and the door has closed behind you that you realize that you in fact do not have a cousin named Oliver, and you attempt to open the door to escape the uncountable number of ducks surging at you, but find that there are only ducks on the other side of the door before waking up in your own bed on the last day on Earth, which is the day when all life on the planet will end, simply going to show that no matter what, you cannot trust ducks.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, instead you have to read the entirety of the Bible.
I wish to be back on planet Earth.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, but they're locked in an adamantine chest to which you lost the key.
I wish I had the key to that chest.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Granted, you have the key to opening the chest. The key to opening that chest is to have a key.
I wish that I had the metal key which will open the lock on the adamantine chest.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. There's a chest inside that chest. Made of adamantine again.
I wish I had the wooden key to opening the chest inside the chest.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Granted.
It has sadly rotted away.
I wish for plot armor
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Granted. Suddenly the land around your house flies into the air and smashes against you to form armor.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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