Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
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Granted, he brings you back as a zombie, so now he interrupts you in your undeath.
I wish to be brought back to life on top of the money pile.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. Unfortunately it reaches out of the atmosphere and you are blown up, frozen and fried all at once.
I wish I could play D&D with my regular group whenever I want.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Granted, but it always has to be held at the same smelliest house.
I wish for a wish without any twists.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted, you just used it.
I wish to be brought back to life to the left of the pile.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You are brought back to the left of the pile, but you rolled off it due to it being a pile. Conveniently, the pile is right next to a cliff, so have fun with that.
I wish for the wish 3 wishes before mine to be granted again, but for a different person than the one who's wish was originally granted. You confused? Good.
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Errm I have no idea how to grant that.
I wish that I both know what the last wish means, and know how to grant it.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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M'kay, so what you do is go to his last 3 individual wishes, but it's to late to do it now.
I wish to be as powerful as GOD!
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. You are as powerful as the mighty (very very very very very minor) god T. He is the god of people who have one letter long names that start with t. He is about as strong as a weak mortal, because no one worships him and his domain is so specific.
I wish to be able to teleport.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Granted, you are able to teleport into Carceri whenever you want.
I wish to be able to cast fly whenever I want.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, except you can't control it. You spin around in random directions whenever you cast fly, and you cannot move in the direction you want.
I wish for my gay friend to be accepted by her parents.
hard to explain
Granted.
I wish to be able to cast teleport whenever I want, without chance of mishap or of being counterspelled.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. However, every time you do so, you lose a body part.
I wish to eat all of Lord_Master_T's donuts.
hard to explain
Granted. Enjoy obesity!
I wish trans people could instantly transition if they wanted to
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted.
I wish to be impossible to defeat.
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. However, you are not invulnerable. People get angry at you and assassinate you.
I wish that I could do whatever I want.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Granted. Whenever you think about something, it becomes real.
You can probably imagine the problem with this.
"And as you imagine the problem, there now is a problem..."
I wish for 3.72 wishes
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Granted, but the genie can’t figure out how to give you 0.72 wishes, so he just turns you into a frog (which can’t speak, and therefore can’t wish.)
I wish I lived as the protagonist of a Disney movie.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
*croaking noises*
[translation: Granted: the plot is changed so that you stay as a frog forever and die.]
*more croaking noises*
[translation: i wish to be able to talk as a frog]
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
*croak* (Granted, you can now say “I wish to die permanently.”)
*croak* (I wish to change the plot so that I turn back into a human and live happily ever after at the end.)
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, however, right after the story ends you are turned back into a frog and suffer a horrible death. Right before you die, a mean fairy traps you in a stasis so you are forever being killed but never dead.
I wish to be able to shapeshift.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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