I wish the ice-cold god of destruction would not destroy me.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Your plot armor ends up with you getting thrown into space with nothing but an airtight tarp and two days of water and rations for some reason.
I wish I could time travel and that I’m protected from paradoxes.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You went back to the Mesozoic era, where the lack of breathable air is as usual as nowadays. Enjoy it, bro..... you are the most privileged human who can see this era.
I wish I could destroy the coins.
P.D. : Loki, bro, hahahahahahahahahahaha..... you got me ROFLs.
Granted. Every single coin you own becomes worthless dust, and you recently converted your vast wealth into quarters.
I wish all your destroyed coins would be transferred to my bank account.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, it turns out the coins Dertinus was trying to destroy were debt coins. Now your bank account has received all of it, leaving you to have a total of -2M dollars. Watch out for the IRS!
I wish for the Sun to get obliterated than reappear after 8 minutes infinitely.
(But it was all quarters that were destroyed, this doesn’t make any sense.)
You are hunted down and killed by aliens for uncovering the-help! Quick! They’ve g
I, a completely normal human named Dragonslayer9, wish that all knowledge if this and the last post would be obliterated permanently, with no way to retrieve it.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. The time period, from the posting of the first post, to the posting of the second post is wiped from existence. Time is reset to before that point.
Granted. You are so happy that you cannot feel any other emotions. Sadness, anger, and all the others that make you into a human are wiped away. You realize this truth after you attend a funeral. You feel no sadness.
Granted. You make friends so easily that anyone you meet becomes a friend. You have too many friends, don't spend time with all of them, and then rumor spreads that you are not a good friends, and now you will never have another friend again.
I wish that I could read more often.
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"If you ever ask a wizard to list the books they've read recently, prepare to be there for a solid week. " - Original.
Grammar Cult
Bow down to Cats! (Cult of Cats)
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Due to lack of text, you must draw from the Deck of Many.
I wish my life was like my imagination when I listen to awesome music.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Also, you can't listen to any awesome music as no music is awesome
I wish to get a cool thing
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted. You get an ice-cold god of destruction.
I wish the ice-cold god of destruction would not destroy me.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, the burning-hot god of destruction destroys you instead.
I wish for my previous wish, but I find some music of my choice awesome.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Now you've found the song UB 40 - Red red wine ( played as a scratched vinyl ) over & over.
I wish to find a toy.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. This is the toy
I wish to have a laboratory like Yzma
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. You accidentally turn yourself into a Llama while experimenting
I wish I was sad and miserable and nothing would go right for me
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Granted, nothing has changed!
I wish I had the power to control the amount of any enzyme in any creature.
Granted, but you can only increase it, and you don't know the exact amount.
I wish I had the power of an anime protagonist, such as plot armor.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Your plot armor ends up with you getting thrown into space with nothing but an airtight tarp and two days of water and rations for some reason.
I wish I could time travel and that I’m protected from paradoxes.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You can only time-travel 5 seconds forward or backwards, and you have a 5 second cooldown.
I wish I was Godzilla.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. You are trying to read something, get a stroke and die.
I wish for the ability to time travel with absolutely no restrictions and protection from paradoxes.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You went back to the Mesozoic era, where the lack of breathable air is as usual as nowadays. Enjoy it, bro..... you are the most privileged human who can see this era.
I wish I could destroy the coins.
P.D. : Loki, bro, hahahahahahahahahahaha..... you got me ROFLs.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. Every single coin you own becomes worthless dust, and you recently converted your vast wealth into quarters.
I wish all your destroyed coins would be transferred to my bank account.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, it turns out the coins Dertinus was trying to destroy were debt coins. Now your bank account has received all of it, leaving you to have a total of -2M dollars. Watch out for the IRS!
I wish for the Sun to get obliterated than reappear after 8 minutes infinitely.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. The time period, from the posting of the first post, to the posting of the second post is wiped from existence. Time is reset to before that point.
I wish that I had 2 more dollars.
I have no personality.
Granted, you now have two individual doll-hairs. (Should've pronounced it better)
I wish I was happy. (the emotion)
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
(How can I mispronounce a line of text?)
Granted. You are so happy that you cannot feel any other emotions. Sadness, anger, and all the others that make you into a human are wiped away. You realize this truth after you attend a funeral. You feel no sadness.
I wish that I could make friends more easily.
I have no personality.
Granted. You make friends so easily that anyone you meet becomes a friend. You have too many friends, don't spend time with all of them, and then rumor spreads that you are not a good friends, and now you will never have another friend again.
I wish that I could read more often.
"If you ever ask a wizard to list the books they've read recently, prepare to be there for a solid week. " - Original.
Grammar Cult
Bow down to Cats! (Cult of Cats)