Granted. You read so often that any book you see you compulsively read. Your life is dedicated to this supernatural obsession with reading. You learn to avoid places with books, like libraries and bookstores, in an effort to curb this insatiable hunger for literature. And yet still, you continue to find things to read. The ingredients on a food package. The tags on your clothes, and even the fine print. 

You have to be locked away in a facility. All your access to the outside world is limited so that you can't read anything. Eventually, you go mad, and forget how to read entirely. They deem you fit to be let out, on the condition you never learn how to read again.

You go on with your life. Eventually, you meet an artist, and start a family. Life is good. Until your kids first go to school. They learn to read. They repeat their lessons at home, divulging the sounds each letter makes, and what little of the alphabet they know. Slowly, your children unknowingly bring back your ability to read. However, you don't feel the inescapable urge you did before. You're free. You decide to try reading a book. It goes well. You enjoy it. You read another book. You enjoy it even more.

Over time, your reading comes to the same level that it was before your wish. You find peace here. But, as your kids grow, you spend more time taking care of them. Less time reading. Less and less time. You've enjoyed these books so much. 

You wish you could read more often.

I wish for a large pepperoni pizza, delivered to my house for free.

Granted. A pepperoni pizza crushes your house that you were currently in.

I wish for a wish that wasn't a twisted wish wishing for a wish with more wishes wishing for wishes.

The wish granter smites you for being too confusing.

I wish for this wish to have no effect.

Granted, nothing happens anyway.

I wish I was the Genie.

Granted. So, since you are now the new Genie, I'm gonna ask if you allow me to switch our genders.

I wish I could be the carpet...........

People constantly spill drinks on you.

I wish that light pollution wasn't a thing, and that I could always see the stars.

The stars are now brighter than ever, provoking a blind-effect on you, and lefting your eyes in a severe irritating state.

I wish I could see more than now.

Your field of view is expanded by 1 centimeter.

I wish that walruses were better, and not the evil creatures that they are currently.

Granted. They now are better looking and aren’t quite as evil.

I wish that the rift to the Plane of Fire that appears in California every summer would close and never reopen, and that the large rift to the Plane of Water that opened in the atmosphere above it that one year would return in a lesser form every year.

Granted. The state of California is drenched in water, causing severe flooding annually.

I wish that I spent my time being productive.

Granted. Because that wish is not productive it was never made, therefore creating a paradox.

I wish I could concentrate on multiple things at once.

You end up concentrating on so many things you wear yourself out. But you're so concentrated you can't stop.

I wish the universe would reset

Granted. Because the universe reset this wish was never made, causing a paradox (this is sounding awfully similar to my last post).

I wish that I didn't wear myself out from all that concentrating.

 Granted, instead you wear yourself out while breaking out of concentration.

 I wish for a stand arrow.

Granted! Almost immediately after WotC gets sued and goes bankrupt, all the D&D sites shut down so you won't be using those codes any time soon 

I wish the genie would stop twisting our wishes

A random genie on the other side of the world stops twisting peoples wishes. 

I wish for no more lockdown

Granted, everyone gets sick and 80% of the world population dies because the virus was underestimated.

I wish for a fun paradox

The Paradox of fun dosen't includes you on it, because you forgot to buy a ticket for it.

I wish this year we could see the D&D 5th ed Epic levels PlayerHandbook released on the stores.