I wish people would remember to post both a twist and a wish.
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I wish people would remember to post both a twist and a wish.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You get the sixth edition player’s handbook, but without the 6e dungeon masters guide and monster manual it’s useless.
I wish for the 6e players handbook, dungeon masters guide and monster manual plus a website identical to D&D Beyond in every way except that it supports 6e rather than 5e.
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Your wish goes directly on the trashbin's WotC due to the overloaded TO-DO folder.
I wish I could punish GALEFORCE NINE enterprise for such vile fail on the translations. The Spanish D&D 5e books still have some funny errors... like the word Trinkets is translated into an obsolete word we don't use neither in this century nore in the last one ( unless we were living on the XVI century ).
Wish Granted! GALEFORCE NINE is hacked into, and the wording of every book is put through a thesaurus, scrambling the meaning.
(Ex: Signaling for her companions to wait, a halfling creeps forward through the dungeon hall. --> Warning as their cronies into interval, one hobbit slithers uphold over comic oubliette lobby.)
I wish that I could communicate telepathically with my dog.
Granted. Unfortunately a permanent mine blank was just cast on them.
I wish for telekinesis.
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Wish granted. Then I think I will travel right to yg our home, knock knock on your door, and beg over & over for some part of this big ammount of moneez.... UwU
Granted but now everyone also has permanent mind blank
(Your thinking of telepathy.)
Granted. Your legs are so long that your head touches the moon. This kills you for many reasons.
I wish to become an elder evil of my choice.
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Granted. Unfortunately you do not have an elder brain pool, and quickly perish.
I wish to be Xartikas.
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Granted. You gain more posts than D&D Beyond can handle and you permanently crash the site.
I wish the site wasn’t crashed.
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You wished for nothing and therefor are nothing.
I wish people would remember to post both a twist and a wish.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You wished for nothing and therefor are nothing.
I wish people would remember to post both a twist and a wish.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Granted, but they do it with terrible grammar.
I wish that people wouldn’t copy my posts.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You get the sixth edition player’s handbook, but without the 6e dungeon masters guide and monster manual it’s useless.
I wish for the 6e players handbook, dungeon masters guide and monster manual plus a website identical to D&D Beyond in every way except that it supports 6e rather than 5e.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Your wish goes directly on the trashbin's WotC due to the overloaded TO-DO folder.
I wish I could punish GALEFORCE NINE enterprise for such vile fail on the translations. The Spanish D&D 5e books still have some funny errors... like the word Trinkets is translated into an obsolete word we don't use neither in this century nore in the last one ( unless we were living on the XVI century ).
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Wish Granted! GALEFORCE NINE is hacked into, and the wording of every book is put through a thesaurus, scrambling the meaning.
(Ex: Signaling for her companions to wait, a halfling creeps forward through the dungeon hall. --> Warning as their cronies into interval, one hobbit slithers uphold over comic oubliette lobby.)
I wish that I could communicate telepathically with my dog.
Visit my extended profile --> here <--
Hehe uwu
Granted. Unfortunately a permanent mine blank was just cast on them.
I wish for telekinesis.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted but now everyone also has permanent mind blank
I wish for the cult of grammar to change their grammar rules according to my spellings
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted, but you have to be extremely careful to use you unique spelling, or else they will attack you.
I wish I had 2 billion dollars.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Wish granted. Then I think I will travel right to yg our home, knock knock on your door, and beg over & over for some part of this big ammount of moneez.... UwU
I wish I had some lobsters as Familiars..
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted, they pinch your nose and ears off
I wish for superpowers
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted. Now you are the SUPER tiny ANT with a super-speed power.
I wish I could reach the moon
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
(Your thinking of telepathy.)
Granted. Your legs are so long that your head touches the moon. This kills you for many reasons.
I wish to become an elder evil of my choice.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, wizards of the coast publishes a book about you and you are forced into eternal torture by players.
I wish to be an elder brain
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted. Unfortunately you do not have an elder brain pool, and quickly perish.
I wish to be Xartikas.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted unless the other NPCs aren't too much in a suspect about you being a ghoul in disguise.
I wish I could be a beguiler
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. Nobody likes a beguiler.
I wish I had more posts
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. You gain more posts than D&D Beyond can handle and you permanently crash the site.
I wish the site wasn’t crashed.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Wish granted, your computer will now reset (permanently).
I wish for nothing