Wow, look at that! You're inside a picture of a chipmunk! You're also going to spend the rest of eternity frozen in place, with nothing but a stationary chipmunk to keep you company. How sad.

I wish to be buried alive.

Wish granted.  You die. 

I wish to be a planeswalker. 

You walk on airplanes. You fall off and die.

I wish for a mundane deck of cards

The deck of cards costs $1000000000. And YOU have to pay for it.

I wish to be able to own a hedgehog that is expensive and cute normal not giant and not a fiend...

It's an aberration. It looks normal and cute, but whispers horror into your ears when you sleep.

I wish that Jeremiah was a bullfrog.

Wish granted! Jeremiah is now a bullfrog. Unfortunately, you are mistaken for Jeremiah and are now the bullfrog. Great...

I wish for another wig!

You get 100 billion wigs and suffocate in them The End

I wish to be Tiamat

Wish granted your trapped in hell for several thousand years while Tiamat destroys the material plain in your body

I wish for a eggsalad 

Wish Granted but it stinks very badly

I wish for a Normal cute hedgehog that is not gargantuan and not a fiend and no sharp spines.

Its a normal non pointy fey that looks like a cute headgehog. And it loves playing pranks on you.

I wish for a new pare of pants that fit me.

You get a pare of pants. A pare, according to Dictionary.com, is a verb meaning 'to cut, reduce, or remove the outer coating or layer of'. So, basically, you get your skin pared off by a series of super-sharp pants.

This is why spelling can save a life.

I wish to be able to turn into a young silver dragon and back.

And back into a young silver dragon of the opposite gender. 

I wish to be able to have any power I can imagine, without unwanted-by-me side effects. 

Sadly, you can't imagine much.

I wish to be prince of Saudi Arabia and have access to all its money and oil.

Saudi Arabia is so displeased by how you randomly took charge of them that they overthrow you.

I wish to know what to wish for.

Its something useless.

I wish to become cthulhu.

sadly the powers of a great Elder God drives you to insanity. Every second of life makes you want to die but you can't. You're Cthulhu

I wish I have money.

You gain 1000 dollars in a long forgotten currency, its not worth a left shoe now.

I wish too know what brand of cereal too buy.

You now know what kind of the new cereal brand, Cereal Too, to buy! Cereal Too is the tastiest and most popular cereal of all time. Unfortunately, the president of Cereal Too deems you unworthy of consuming their products, due to your bad grammar.

I wish for unlimited 9th-level spell slots.

Edit: Did I mention that the president of Cereal Too happens to be Shift? You know, the ancient red dragon? The one who keeps getting polymorphed into inanimate objects by meddlesome druids? You'd best not mess with him...

You get them but no spells

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You get them but no spells