Granted. You are instead blessed! By the god of curses.
I wish for power!
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I wish for a single, harmless pebble to appear 2ft. in front of me.
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Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, every time you cast a spell as a dragon warlock, you need to kill one of your patron's rival dragons in 24 hours or your soul will be taken instead.
I wish a multi-tool that can transform into anything I need at the moment.
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I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
You get it. Unfortunately, it only transforms into what you need, not what you want, and you can't force it to change into something else. And it only transforms at the very moment you need to use it, giving you no time to get it out and use it before the moment passes. It's especially annoying when it turns into a knife in your pocket, especially because the knife if almost always sharper than it needs to be.
I wish to be best friends with Cthulhu and have good relationships with every single other cosmic entity so I can be invited to their parties.
Wish granted, Cthulhu's expression of a party is eternal torment in the company of its mind flaying presence which causes you to butcher everyone you care about.
wish granted, you never specified when that time you wanted something had to be, so... one time when you were young, you wanted to eat cake, now you have an unlimited supply of cake and you need to keep eating it or you be smothered under 4000+ pounds of cake
I wish to be able to pick one skill a day and be really good at that skill for that day
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted, everyone's vision is suddenly and permanently completely filled with an "Undefined" message.
I wish for a grocery sack full of mashed potatoes.
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Granted. You are instead blessed! By the god of curses.
I wish for power!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
you become a politician.
I wish for
Updog
Granted, the curse inmediatedly took effect on you, so now you cannot finish a phrase.... hahahaha.
I wish to not celebrate le New Year....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
granted, we will never leave the 2020s.
I wish for a single, harmless pebble to appear 2ft. in front of me.
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
Pebble you say ???
I wish to not let the 2020's calendar run forward to the 2021
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
granted. it drags forward.
I wish for some cheese
Updog
Granted. It’s nuclear.
I wish to be outside the blast radius.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Your in a different Country at that point.
I wish for more R.A.M. and R.O.M. for my laptop please.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted, it takes the place of your monitor.
I wish for a new Warlock subclass with Dragon patrons
I am also here.
Am snek.
Granted, every time you cast a spell as a dragon warlock, you need to kill one of your patron's rival dragons in 24 hours or your soul will be taken instead.
I wish a multi-tool that can transform into anything I need at the moment.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
You get it. Unfortunately, it only transforms into what you need, not what you want, and you can't force it to change into something else. And it only transforms at the very moment you need to use it, giving you no time to get it out and use it before the moment passes. It's especially annoying when it turns into a knife in your pocket, especially because the knife if almost always sharper than it needs to be.
I wish to be best friends with Cthulhu and have good relationships with every single other cosmic entity so I can be invited to their parties.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Wish granted, Cthulhu's expression of a party is eternal torment in the company of its mind flaying presence which causes you to butcher everyone you care about.
I wish I got what I wanted.
wish granted, you never specified when that time you wanted something had to be, so... one time when you were young, you wanted to eat cake, now you have an unlimited supply of cake and you need to keep eating it or you be smothered under 4000+ pounds of cake
I wish to be able to pick one skill a day and be really good at that skill for that day
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
You can chose from a variety of skills that are completely useless to you.
I wish for one (1) slice of key lime pie.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
You get a singular slice of pie. But it's really tiny, and is literally just a random key stabbed into a lime with frosting on it.
I wish for the multiverse to be divided by 0.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted, everyone's vision is suddenly and permanently completely filled with an "Undefined" message.
I wish for a grocery sack full of mashed potatoes.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Litany Against Fear, Frank Herbert
Wish Granted! Roll initiative.
I wish to.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You now exist. Because you didn't before. But now you wish you didn't. Existence is hard.
I wish 2.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Wish granted! You are now 2.
I wish to have a completely normal sandwich.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. Here's your sandwitch.....
I wish I could eat your sandwitch.....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk