Wish granted! A 3mm plate with 4 tiny pancakes appears before you, along with a regular sized bottle of syrup. One drop instantly drenches all the pancakes, they are now soggy and too small to pick up with your fork.
You have the cure for the poison, "pancake poison, a rare poison that just so happens to be extremely deadly. Your family was injected with it and the had vials of the cure but noooo, you have all the pancake poison cure and your family dies a horrible death.
I wish for infinite power that I keep forever, know how to use, and this wish to be untwistable.
Somehow your anti twisting wards get twisted and become twisty twisters that twist your twist all twisty. Inexplicably, you are now transported to an alternate universe where having organs is a crime.
I wish to be able to keep my organs.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
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Wish granted! A 3mm plate with 4 tiny pancakes appears before you, along with a regular sized bottle of syrup. One drop instantly drenches all the pancakes, they are now soggy and too small to pick up with your fork.
I wish to be beautiful!
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Beauty is relative, so you are beautiful to flies, making them buzz around you and make you even less attractive than before.
I wish for global warming to stop on earth without random side effects I didn´t wish for.
Ok warming has stopped, that means nothing can get hotter, and technically thats what you wished for.
I wish that if we meet any aliens, that they will be nice, by our earth standards.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
They are nice in a chaotic good way. They choose to save billions of lives by eradicating humanity here and now.
I wish that I could turn into any creature I want whilst retaining my human mind without any random side effects I didn't wish for.
wish granted you turn into a bug and someone steps on you
I wish I was popular
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Popularity is also relative. Flies.
I wish for one and one and one to be three. I also want to be good looking 'cause I'm so hard to see. Come together, right now, over me.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
*sigh* being good looking is once again relative, so flies. Nothing else happens because your other wish already is true.
I wish for an army to hunt down the person that stepped on me when I was a bug without any Weird side effects I didn't wish for happening.
wish granted you get an army, of plastic soldiers
I wish for a personal servant
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
He is a caterpillar for some reason.
I wish that I didn't wish for this wish to be wished.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
You're stuck in a loop of conflicting wishes eternally, making you either insane or enlightened at the end. Good luck.
I wish for dried squid as a snack
Wish granted but it is rotten
I wish for a human personal servant
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
The servant is created by the unseen servant. You enjoy the servant's company until the spell's duration expires.
I wish that I could cast mighty fortress at will, requiring no material components.
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
You can now cast mighty fortress at will, where it ends up is unknown to you.
i wish to be cured of sickness
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
wish granted you are cured of the flu but get cancer
I wish I had a baby unicorn
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
You get a baby Unicom stuffed toy, it’s fluffy and adorable. Your welcome!
i wish for a grape
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
You get a sumo wrestler named grape.
I wish for a good nights sleep tonight 4-3-2018.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
You slept like a baby and turned into one
I wish to have pancakes
Wish granted but as you eat them you relize that they are poisoned
I wish to be the only person to have the cure for pancake poison
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
You have the cure for the poison, "pancake poison, a rare poison that just so happens to be extremely deadly. Your family was injected with it and the had vials of the cure but noooo, you have all the pancake poison cure and your family dies a horrible death.
I wish for infinite power that I keep forever, know how to use, and this wish to be untwistable.
Somehow your anti twisting wards get twisted and become twisty twisters that twist your twist all twisty. Inexplicably, you are now transported to an alternate universe where having organs is a crime.
I wish to be able to keep my organs.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."