Wish granted! You go to the airport and get on a plane without having to alter your body in any way.
I wish I had 3 more wishes.
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Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
I wish I was, in real life, 20th level in every class of Dungeons and Dragons (5th edition).
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Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish granted! She eats you and is instantly better!
I wish that I didn't wish.
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Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish granted! You don't turn into an actual chameleon, you turn into an actual octopus!
I wish to be omniscient.
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Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish granted! You know everything. You know everyone’s thoughts, their voices fill your head. You know the secrets to the universe, no one believes you. You know every language, it is impossible to differentiate between them. You know exactly when and where everyone will die, you try to warm them but they ignore you. Including your family and friends. You know when the world will end and all the major events of the future. Everyone thinks you are crazy. The knowledge of everything overwhelmes you. You wish to die, but you now know all about the afterlife or lack there of and you are rest of your days are lived in miserable dread of the future. Noting comes as a surprise anymore. You know what will happen. You know how your life will end and you know you can’t change it.
I wish that when I dreamed the dream were automatically written in a journal that stays by my bed so I can rember them.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish Granted! After many years of searching, you finally find a t-shirt depicting your favorite dnd podcast that fits you in all the right places. Nobody gets the references on the t-shirt though :(
I wish I could finally create a compelling player character.
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Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
Wish granted! You go to the airport and get on a plane without having to alter your body in any way.I wish I had 3 more wishes.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
You now have three more wishes that will all become twisted!
I wish I could style my hair any way I wanted without people judgeing me.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Wish granted - you are now bald and your hair now is on one of the Barbie hairstation dolls in a cupboard no-one goes into.
I wish for a door that could take me anywhere I wanted.
Wish granted. But you can't find the door.
I wish I was, in real life, 20th level in every class of Dungeons and Dragons (5th edition).
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish granted. But you broke physics and the universe was destroyed.
I wish I could get tickets for this year's Eurovision in Portugal 😅
Wish granted, after the event people will sell their tickets as collectors items.
I wish I could come up with wishes as well as twists.
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Wish granted. But the wish is so perfect that you ruin the game.
I wish my bard could find the Deck of Many Things in our next game to see what happens to the group!
Wish granted, but he uses all the cards at once. The universe is destroyed. Time to roll new charecters!
I wish that my baby turtle would finally get better. She is sick and won’t eat.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Wish granted! She eats you and is instantly better!
I wish that I didn't wish.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
You forgot to post a wish.(wink)
I wish fot the next guy, or girl that wished to turn purple for 10 hours.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Wish granted. I turn a very light shade of purple that looks beautiful and I love it.
i wish to be able to change the color of my skin without causing harm to my body or the world around me. I also won’t turn into an actual chameleon.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Wish granted! You don't turn into an actual chameleon, you turn into an actual octopus!
I wish to be omniscient.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish granted! You know everything. You know everyone’s thoughts, their voices fill your head. You know the secrets to the universe, no one believes you. You know every language, it is impossible to differentiate between them. You know exactly when and where everyone will die, you try to warm them but they ignore you. Including your family and friends. You know when the world will end and all the major events of the future. Everyone thinks you are crazy. The knowledge of everything overwhelmes you. You wish to die, but you now know all about the afterlife or lack there of and you are rest of your days are lived in miserable dread of the future. Noting comes as a surprise anymore. You know what will happen. You know how your life will end and you know you can’t change it.
I wish that when I dreamed the dream were automatically written in a journal that stays by my bed so I can rember them.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Wish Granted! All your dreams are written down in a journal, although they disappear after 10 seconds.
I wish that I could control time.
There is an alien woman a few googol light years away named time. You control her.
I wish that I could tell when someone is lying without any weird side effects I didn't wish for.
turns out people lie to you alot.
i wish for a pre-order copy of borderlands 3, and a slip of paper telling me when it will come out.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Wish granted! It will never be released!
I wish I didn't engage in any forum games.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Your dnd beyond account was deleted a few seconds after you created it.
I wis that i could join a d&d group that i fit into well.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Wish Granted! After many years of searching, you finally find a t-shirt depicting your favorite dnd podcast that fits you in all the right places. Nobody gets the references on the t-shirt though :(
I wish I could finally create a compelling player character.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
Wish granted! You create an astounding player character, but when you show your dm he denies your race and tells you to make a new one.
I wish I could be better at gming.