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I wish that the person granting my wish will already know that Pythagoras required his students to wear white without me telling them so (that and the Pythagorean theorem is the extent of my knowledge about Pythagoras lol)

 Granted! But I forget immediately that... wait. What was I saying? 

I wish I could remove purple strawberry stains with a wink of my eye. 

Granted! In order to remove purple strawberry stains with a wink of your eye, your eye must have some lemon juice or vinegar. After that, you must aim your wink properly at the purple strawberry stains. After you get the lemon juice or vinegar on the strawberry stain, let it sit for ~5 min. Then, rinse the stain with water. Finally, rub the stained area with your wink and you removed purple strawberry stains with a wink of your eye. Well done!

I wish for the entity that grants my wish to step on a lego with shoes on.

Granted! A 1 by 1 by 1 lego puts on a pair of shoes, and I step on the shoes, with the lego inside. Don't know why you'd want a lego to wear shoes... 

I wish I knew how to make shoes out of legos. 

Granted, unfortunately the moment you put them oonnNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN THE AGONY!

I wish for good blanket with a good dog and a good food and a good happy! ;)

Granted! There're very good...

at being bad!

I wish for a mansion. Not too big, not too small. it's not destroyed or anything of the sorts. It's just a regular mansion.

Granted. But it lands in the Norwegian Sea. Enjoy.

I wish for a debug

Granted, but you become a bug.

I wish my wish not be twisted.

Granted! It's not twisted. But then a big bus comes out of nowhere, hitting you and killing you. What a weird coincidence. 

I wish I was Thomas the train. 

Granted. You are an inanimate train named Thomas that hasn’t worked in over 3 decades.

I wish this roll was a nat 20.

20

Your wish? :)

i wish i was Micheal jordan

Granted! You and Micheal Jordan switch bodies, but you don't like to play basketball. 

I wish you liked to play basketball. 

Granted. Unfortunately, a person who's true name is "you" cannot be found in this realm, and your wish has faded.

I wish I could play life on easy mode.

Granted! But difficulty goes by how is it is to die, so it is now really easy to die in this world.

I wish for a hampster made of antimatter who feeds off of dark energy.

Granted, but as it is created the ani matter collided with matter and is instantly obliterated and you have no hampter. 

I wish for the worlds best chair

Granted. It's the based electric chair, nobody can survive it!

I wish you would delete the above comment so I can get post 7777

Granted, however that makes me an admin, in which I immediately abuse my power by editing posts to get free promotion to the cult of android (link in signature), however I get demoted and everything I did gets undid, enjoy your post 7778.

I wish I had more time to code.

Granted. But you accidentally code a super AI that destroys humanity.

I wish I could roll a nat 20.

20

You granted your own wish, good job.

I wish the entity that grants my wish to tell me the forumla for entropy

It gives you the PERFECT rules and guidelines to create a super-chaotic forum, the new definition of “forumla”

I wish for UNLIMITED POWER!