granted, but guess what? the fairy has dyslexia again, so you are immune to barbers, preventing you from ever cutting your hair. or shaving. or dying hair. maybe even washing it (bc dont some barbers do that idk.
Granted! You have seen 1 frame for 0.0000000000000000000000000001 seconds and can never watch it again!!! I wish that everything is the same but with harry styles playing in the background. 🎵as it was🎵
Granted! It's an old, ruined earring from a baby peacock. The feather is burnt black.
I wish for anything to happen or not happen, or everything to happen or not happen, or nothing to happen or not happen in the past, future, or present, and either none of those options or any combination of them, and they may be undone, redone, or never done, or done multiple times in any combination of anything just said, which may include either no paradox's or any combination and form of paradox's, and this may or may not be twisted, and this wish may or may not have ever happened ever, and may or may not be granted.
(Note: It is impossible to twist the wish, because literally any way you grant my wish is granted as I said, and not twisted. If you turn this into a paradox, that was included. And if you say something like "you die and this is undone" then that is also included, because that is either something, anything, or nothing. And if you twist it, you did what I said as I told you that you could twist it or not. And if you don't grant it, that's included. It is impossible to twist this wish, no matter how you put it.)
Granted! It's an old, ruined earring from a baby peacock. The feather is burnt black.
I wish for anything to happen or not happen, or everything to happen or not happen, or nothing to happen or not happen in the past, future, or present, and either none of those options or any combination of them, and they may be undone, redone, or never done, or done multiple times in any combination of anything just said, which may include either no paradox's or any combination and form of paradox's, and this may or may not be twisted, and this wish may or may not have ever happened ever, and may or may not be granted.
Granted. Unfortunately, I got annoyed and put a 30 character limit (including spaces). Therefore, I see your wish as "I wish for anything to happen". That anything is one of your skin cells dying. Wish fufilled.
I wish my nose wasn't so clogged at night.
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Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
But you changing that with a 30-character limit fits into "I wish for anything to happen", so you granted my wish without twisting it. Also, a skin cell dying is something, which is what I asked for, so you literally twisted nothing, as I asked for something to happen and it did as I said it should. So yes, you granted it, but you didn't twist it, which is the point of this thread. Try again.
Granted! It's an old, ruined earring from a baby peacock. The feather is burnt black.
I wish for anything to happen or not happen, or everything to happen or not happen, or nothing to happen or not happen in the past, future, or present, and either none of those options or any combination of them, and they may be undone, redone, or never done, or done multiple times in any combination of anything just said, which may include either no paradox's or any combination and form of paradox's, and this may or may not be twisted, and this wish may or may not have ever happened ever, and may or may not be granted.
Granted, they are so well disguised they are completely covered in a chocolate chip cookie, and the single raisin is at the very middle.
I wish for a Pixel 8 pro, without anything bad that the 7 doesn't have.
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Granted, but they all love you so much they all turn into yanderes to make sure no one else gets you. Yikes.
I wish to have the 7844th comment
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
granted, but guess what? the fairy has dyslexia again, so you are immune to barbers, preventing you from ever cutting your hair. or shaving. or dying hair. maybe even washing it (bc dont some barbers do that idk.
i wish to be told what civ is
Granted! But it wasn't in a language you understand.
I wish frogs would eat more squibubbles.
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Granted! Frogs now only eat squibubbles, and you run out of them. The frogs now tear you to pieces.
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dye to you not choosing your Wish the world ends with a bang i wish for my one true love to be my wife
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*Due to you not choosing your wish, the world ends with a bang. I wish for my one true love to be my wife.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! But then she divorces you instantly after.
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Sad as hell, I'm speechless now.
Walks in [insert absurd situation].
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Granted! You are now no longer able to speak.
I wish I could see the new D&D movie
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Granted! You have seen 1 frame for 0.0000000000000000000000000001 seconds and can never watch it again!!! I wish that everything is the same but with harry styles playing in the background. 🎵as it was🎵
BEANS
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Sorry, I couldn't find a song named "harry styles". Did you mean "hair styles"?
I wish to remove malware from my pc
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
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I wish for a peacock feather earing
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Granted! It's an old, ruined earring from a baby peacock. The feather is burnt black.
I wish for anything to happen or not happen, or everything to happen or not happen, or nothing to happen or not happen in the past, future, or present, and either none of those options or any combination of them, and they may be undone, redone, or never done, or done multiple times in any combination of anything just said, which may include either no paradox's or any combination and form of paradox's, and this may or may not be twisted, and this wish may or may not have ever happened ever, and may or may not be granted.
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(Note: It is impossible to twist the wish, because literally any way you grant my wish is granted as I said, and not twisted. If you turn this into a paradox, that was included. And if you say something like "you die and this is undone" then that is also included, because that is either something, anything, or nothing. And if you twist it, you did what I said as I told you that you could twist it or not. And if you don't grant it, that's included. It is impossible to twist this wish, no matter how you put it.)
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Maybe Otter is fine with the burnt, baby peacock earring, he didn't specify.
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Granted. Unfortunately, I got annoyed and put a 30 character limit (including spaces). Therefore, I see your wish as "I wish for anything to happen". That anything is one of your skin cells dying. Wish fufilled.
I wish my nose wasn't so clogged at night.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
But you changing that with a 30-character limit fits into "I wish for anything to happen", so you granted my wish without twisting it. Also, a skin cell dying is something, which is what I asked for, so you literally twisted nothing, as I asked for something to happen and it did as I said it should. So yes, you granted it, but you didn't twist it, which is the point of this thread. Try again.
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Okay, take 2!
I warp reality and change your wish to this:
Granted. However, you dog tears apart your skin and eats you.
I wish KingOrc's chocolate chip cookies are all secretly well-disguised raisins.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, they are so well disguised they are completely covered in a chocolate chip cookie, and the single raisin is at the very middle.
I wish for a Pixel 8 pro, without anything bad that the 7 doesn't have.
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