Granted, but your wish broke the unspoken laws of the universe, so the Universal Police arrests you not long after. They also confiscate the pizza used to outpizza the hut.
I wish to be alive and enjoy life and not have it immediately ended after my wish is made
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Behold, an inconsistently active visual storyteller. Is she funny? Creative? I sure hope so, but how could I know?
You look around for a second, confirming that this is what you wanted. You smile, having realised that this time, you have survived. Tears begin to form in your eyes as you take in the fact that after all these years, you have succeeded. After 10 seconds, you are annihilated.
The fairy looks at you confused for a moment, then decides the best way to grant your wish was to make someone named Wish disappear off of the face of the earth.
I wish I knew who anonymous users really were
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Granted! You've always loved cinder blocks. You don't know why. And suddenly, a positive amount of at least 6 tons of cinder blocks fall out of the sky and land on you!
I wish I had one more set of cool dice.
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Granted! it is too warm and it hurts
i wish to outpizza the hut
Never give your party the deck of many things
Granted, but your wish broke the unspoken laws of the universe, so the Universal Police arrests you not long after. They also confiscate the pizza used to outpizza the hut.
I wish to be alive and enjoy life and not have it immediately ended after my wish is made
Behold, an inconsistently active visual storyteller.
Is she funny? Creative?
I sure hope so, but how could I know?
You look around for a second, confirming that this is what you wanted. You smile, having realised that this time, you have survived. Tears begin to form in your eyes as you take in the fact that after all these years, you have succeeded. After 10 seconds, you are annihilated.
I wish for an antimatter earth.
AHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAhAHAH INSSANSITY YEAAH
Granted. A mysterious force forces everyone and everything to stop caring about the earth. Therefore, the earth doesn't matter.
I wish to be better at chess
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
You are now the king piece in chess.
I wish I had more abs
I want friends, come talk to me about stuff here. I am the weird hybrid Italian-Australian D&D guy/wannabe comedian.
Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer for my custom title: The Adamantine Warrior, and The ruler of the Sky’s
Want some time to relax? Want a place to go on holidays? Want to join my eternal army… Come here! ——————> I think we can all agree that this is a good idea
Come and join the 20 Questions!
You have more abs, a lot more abs, so much abs that your belly explodes
I wish to have the ability to change reality as my will
Okay, you can change reality as your will. You have to wait until you die before your will works though.
I wish I could cook stars
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
You can now cook star fish legally!
I wish for any potatoes but boiled potatoes
BEANS
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Granted! You now drown in mash.
I wish to be the star wars cameraman
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Granted! but they aren't filming anything anymore
i wish to be happy
Never give your party the deck of many things
Granted! The world ends, giving you much joy as you watch the explosions.
I wish to wish a wish away
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The fairy looks at you confused for a moment, then decides the best way to grant your wish was to make someone named Wish disappear off of the face of the earth.
I wish I knew who anonymous users really were
Behold, an inconsistently active visual storyteller.
Is she funny? Creative?
I sure hope so, but how could I know?
Granted! Your brain explodes for obvious reasons!
I wish for my wish to be really positive in every way
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Granted! You've always loved cinder blocks. You don't know why. And suddenly, a positive amount of at least 6 tons of cinder blocks fall out of the sky and land on you!
I wish I had one more set of cool dice.
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Granted! They're so cool they give you frostbite!
I wish for people to play Rocket leauge with
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Granted but they're BAD!
I wish they were GOOD!
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Granted! But you're BAD! (jk jk, sounds like you're a lot better than me)
I wish I was GOOD!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Granted! At being BAD!
I wish you were AVERAGE!
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Granted! your too good and get banned because they think your'e cheating
I wish for baby shark to be erased from existence
Never give your party the deck of many things
Granted! But they come back in your dreams!
I wish to rule
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.