Your wish is my command! Unhealthy food now makes you healthy, but healthy food is now unhealthy for you. Additionally, all the food that is good for you now tastes like raw tofu, and any beverages you drink taste like stagnant, hard water. All now unhealthy food now tastes amazing. Broccoli now tastes like chocolate, green beans taste like cool ranch Doritos, tofu tastes like pizza, and water tastes like any other tasty beverage you like best.
I wish I had a puzzle for the dungeon I'm working on.
Granted, this adorable basket full of puppies is now fed. They are very happy and thankful, for you to have spent your wish on their behalf. (When my daughters ask me to put on their shoes I say "I don't think they'll fit me." Every time. Dad jokes FTW.)
I wish I could respond to these twists without also twisting and wishing.
(Thanks Dragyfivefives for allowing me to eat my cake, but yet not have it.)
Granted, but you go through a severe amount of psychological trauma that you will never be able to forget. Ever.
I wish I could cast true polymorph without the requirement of spell slots or material components whenever I wanted!
A passing monster hunter catches you doing it, mistakes you for a werecreature, and you get a silver bullet between the eyes.
I wish I had a piece of garlic bread.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Granted. You cannot have your bread and eat it too.
I wish to eat cake!
Extended Signature
You get a single bite of delicious cake, It was so good, that you want some more, however you don't have any more.
I wish too meet my femail soulmate.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. You meet her at her funeral.
I wish that eating unhealthy food instead made me healthier.
Your wish is my command! Unhealthy food now makes you healthy, but healthy food is now unhealthy for you. Additionally, all the food that is good for you now tastes like raw tofu, and any beverages you drink taste like stagnant, hard water. All now unhealthy food now tastes amazing. Broccoli now tastes like chocolate, green beans taste like cool ranch Doritos, tofu tastes like pizza, and water tastes like any other tasty beverage you like best.
I wish I had a puzzle for the dungeon I'm working on.
Granted, but you don't know the answer to it.
I wish I got a job at WoTC.
You did. Then you got fired.
I wish that the players in my campaign were not [redacted] little [redacted] bent on [redacted] my [redacted]!!!!!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Granted. You have now got three players, but they will never turn up for a session.
I wish that the Dark Sun campaign for 5e would officially come out soon.
Granted, but when we return to the setting, halflings are the only playable race because they've killed and eaten everyone else.
I wish for a neverending keg of my favorite beer!
Granted, but the keg is completely impervious, so you will never be able to get access to that tasty, tasty beer.
I wish that I gained the skills of a concert pianist.
(Also Halfling master race of Athas will rise!)
Wish granted! You also get carpal tunnel syndrome and arthritis so it hurts too much to play. Sorry about that :(
i wish the weather was 10 degrees cooler.
Granted. It gets 10 degrees cooler... then another 10 degrees cooler... then another... and another...
I wish I knew what to wish for...
Granted! you get every knowledgeable things about wishing! but...now you gotta choose between all million wishes... =) Good Luck!<3
I wish to serve the great old ones in this reality... <3
'The Life Is What You Create. Dreams can become Manifested when you REALLY do them! Stay Authentic!'
DM: Spires of Darken Stars(Long Term)
You already do.
I wish for a basket full of puppies to eat.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Granted, this adorable basket full of puppies is now fed. They are very happy and thankful, for you to have spent your wish on their behalf. (When my daughters ask me to put on their shoes I say "I don't think they'll fit me." Every time. Dad jokes FTW.)
I wish I could respond to these twists without also twisting and wishing.
(Thanks Dragyfivefives for allowing me to eat my cake, but yet not have it.)
Extended Signature
Granted! The basket arrives, but it also drops onto an active landmine at your feet.
I wish that my first wish from my previous wish for knowing what to wish for comes true
Ninja'd
Granted. You, now know all there is to wish for twice.
I wish my Ninjitsu were not so strong
Extended Signature
Well, it's pretty weak already, so not much happens.
I wish people didn't twist my wishes
Granted. However the system twists it without people able to do anything about it.
I wish for a pet puppy!