Granted, but they use a VPN. Speaking of which, this reply is sponsored by SeptentrionalVPN. Staying safe online is an ever growing difficulty and you could be exploited by hackers. SeptentrionalVPN allows you to change your IP address, making you harder to track, securing your privacy. Find the area between f and g (f(x)=ln x and g(x)=x-2) to get 20% off for the first two months and thank you to SeptentrionalVPN for sponsoring this reply.

I wish I could skip past all sponsors.

You get hacked.

i wish i had complete control of every living creature.

Because you don't have control of every living creature, every living creature except you dies. But because the human body relies on billions of bacteria, which are dead, you die too.

I wish this wish gets manipulated and twisted.

It doesn’t! Thats the twist.

i wish for super strength.

You become 8 feet tall and muscular, overloading your normal sized organs and average human structure, but 8 feet tall. You collapse under all the weight and are paralysed, hopefully not going into cardiac arrest before you are found…

i wish for a single, 4inx6inx2in sized, gay-inator, that doesnt harm people.

The amazing wish-granting entities have no idea what a gay-inator is and so just give you a box that says gay-inator on it

I wish my pronouns were in relation to the word "Cephalopod"

Wish granted your pronouns are now Achoo/Help. They use the letters from cephalopod.

I wish I had wings.

granted, you now have a bucket of chicken wings.

i wish to be able to seamlessly teleport to and from the coordinates 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W at will simply to confuse the people working there.

Granted. They up security, though, and eventually manage to find a way to take you down.

i wish i just

didn't.

the universe is confused by this and comes up with a random reply, you now have a pet nae nae fish that likes to hit the whip

I wish for fish

A female Piranha dressed in a Hawaian suit with a pair of coconuts just appears, and say : Someee-whereeeeeeeee ooooverrrrr the rainnnnnbowwwwwwwwwwwwww.......

I wish for a Bazzinga.

sheldon cooper materializes besides you, and proceeds to slap you across the face saying "COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT"

I wish for all of Barcelona to instantly detonate

It does. All of Barcelona detonates, all of London detonates, all of Washington DC detonates. Basically every major city detonates

I wish for vegetarian pepperoni

It doesn't taste very good though. Must've had to cut costs.

I wish that this random fish that I somehow wished upon myself will leave my house.

It does. But then it comes back with more fish.

I wish for the next person to not make a wish.

wish granted. you just ended this thread because I can now not make a wish therefore the next person cannot answer my wish.

Granted, I notice you forgot to wish, and start it again.

I wish for free good pizza.

you get it, but are then executed. it was your last meal

I wish my new tavern will do well

Granted. The people in the tavern don't follow any of the rules...mainly because there don't seem to be any.

I wish that you are not an alternate

Granted, however, since "you" is not defined your wish swirls around the galaxy a few times and fades. I guess it didn't find a target.

I wish to control DNA