Granted, it's BIackBears wish, their cats stop meowing.
I wish for interesting storys
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. You are now able to sever ties, but this ability to sever ties and mess with men's business-wear whenever they try to wear a suit and tie makes you a social pariah that is banished to St. Helena.
I wish for an unseverable tie in the wake of ANCIENT's tie-destroying capabilities.
Granted, however it is not immune to all other tie-destroying capabilities.
I wish to sever VitusW's tie
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"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. However, you attempt to play Rush E on a grand piano, making you grow 8 extra hands. You now look like an abomination, but at least you can play Rush E.
I wish to throw a brick at Riemann for making math more complicated.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted, unfortunately the time travel involved does not allow you to rejoin the present, and you are stuck in the 1800's for the rest of your life, destined to become your own great great great great great great grandparent.
Granted, you are given the energy of a massive dying star and are promptly kidnapped, taken to a government black site to be experimented on and to extract the energy, and never seen again.
I wish for a good d&d campaign without scheduling issues
I can’t do miracles jk, you get so famous that your hq are overrun. You now need to pay for it all.
I wish for my cats to be happy.
no more time for dnd
Granted. But they wont stop meowing at 90 decibels at 3 am
I wish for an untwisted wish
BEANS
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Granted, it's BIackBears wish, their cats stop meowing.
I wish for interesting storys
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted, but the grammar police come after you and throw you into the scroll of repentance.
I wish be reborn as a baby but to have all my current memories.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted: you are now the child of the person you dislike the most.
I wish for a very cool hat!
Granted, you freeze.
I wish to be skilled at the game "Nethack"
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
The genie misunderstood and now you are great at the game “knee thwack”
I wish that I owned a pineapple under the sea.
no more time for dnd
Granted. But the area is so radioactive that you would die in minutes if you ever visited it.
I wish top sirloin steak would go on sale for $4.99 like it used to instead of the $6.99 "sale" I've been seeing recently.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You pop inflation, but the price of things quickly deflate to nothing. Everything is free, so great job causing World War 3.
I wish to invent Algebra 3.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted. High schoolers and mathematicians alike will curse your name for generations.
I wish that I could make decisions more easily.
Granted. You easily make the wrong decision.
I wish I could control my dreams to be what I want.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You can now control your aspirations, ambitions, or ideals.
I wish to sever ties
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted. You are now able to sever ties, but this ability to sever ties and mess with men's business-wear whenever they try to wear a suit and tie makes you a social pariah that is banished to St. Helena.
I wish for an unseverable tie in the wake of ANCIENT's tie-destroying capabilities.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, however it is not immune to all other tie-destroying capabilities.
I wish to sever VitusW's tie
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. But the collision of an unserverable object with an all-severing force causes the destruction of the universe. I hope you're happy.
I wish a choir I like would release the rest of its new album on YouTube already.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Wish granted it releases but it is not developed at all and it sucks
I wish For the ability to play any instrument instantly in know how I can play any song on it all that
PM me TOMATO let the games begin
Thomas the train
Our Friend Bob
That is my oh so glorious nickname according to drummer
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/173323-barbarian-wars
Join our ranks
Granted. However, you attempt to play Rush E on a grand piano, making you grow 8 extra hands. You now look like an abomination, but at least you can play Rush E.
I wish to throw a brick at Riemann for making math more complicated.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, unfortunately the time travel involved does not allow you to rejoin the present, and you are stuck in the 1800's for the rest of your life, destined to become your own great great great great great great grandparent.
I wish that I had more energy.
Granted, you are given the energy of a massive dying star and are promptly kidnapped, taken to a government black site to be experimented on and to extract the energy, and never seen again.
I wish for a good d&d campaign without scheduling issues
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"