Wish granted. The letter Z is now banned in half of Poland and whoever says it gets decapitated. Result: half of Poland dies from decapitation for pronouncing the letter Z.
Granted. You can only necromance three-toed sloths with severe immunodeficiency.
I wish for people to understand the definition of the word ‘zugzwang’
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted, you now have an infinite supply of popcorn kernels. However, only 1/1000 actually pop.
I wish to join an uber-secret cult called the ‘Disciples of Ra-Anak’ and climb their ranks until I become their leader, shifting their doctrine to animal preservation.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Wish Granted! However, the cult disbands as soon as you do this.
I wish for my pillow to always be on the cold side.
Granted. It gives you hypothermia.
I wish for Brandon Sanderson to have a wpm of 99999 combined with quality writing.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
I wish for Rick Riordan to have a wpm of 9999 and have the same quality of writing, and to continue writing the same types of books he does now.
Wow, I keep getting ninja'(e?)d. Ridiculous.
Anyways, granted. There is a thing called "friction" and Rick Riordan burns his hands and ruins his keyboard from typing. Perhaps it's a good thing humans aren't ChatGPT, being forced to write countless essays per minute.
I wish to be an enderman.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted. Your wish is granted up touching the magic conch at the bottom of the ocean. Good luck!
I wish animals would stop eating my strawberries.
Granted. They eat you instead.
I wish for the number 1x1.0087663465^21 to be actually relevant to math in some way
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted. It's now the Panther constant. You see there's now a bunch of panthers loose in the world trying to eat us. And the way you figure out how many panthers are going to try killing you whenever you walk outside is
Granted. You can spray people resistant to panthers that want nothing more than to kill you into existence.
I wish for the Panther Constant to be multiplied by 155.22371
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Wish granted. The letter Z is now banned in half of Poland and whoever says it gets decapitated. Result: half of Poland dies from decapitation for pronouncing the letter Z.
I wish to be a necromancer in real life
Granted. You can only necromance three-toed sloths with severe immunodeficiency.
I wish for people to understand the definition of the word ‘zugzwang’
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted. And now they can use the concept more effectively to beat you at chess.
I wish I had more popcorn I could pop.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, you now have an infinite supply of popcorn kernels. However, only 1/1000 actually pop.
I wish to join an uber-secret cult called the ‘Disciples of Ra-Anak’ and climb their ranks until I become their leader, shifting their doctrine to animal preservation.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Wish Granted! However, the cult disbands as soon as you do this.
I wish for my pillow to always be on the cold side.
Granted. It gives you hypothermia.
I wish for Brandon Sanderson to have a wpm of 99999 combined with quality writing.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted. But he is now exclusively making Romance novels set in a small town in 1920s Morocco.
I wish the temperature stayed in the 70s during summer instead of getting up into the 90s.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Noooo my aromanticism
You shall pay for this! You get some nice 70 degree Celsius summer heats every day!
I wish for Donald Trump to be charged of his crimes.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted. Summers are now 70 celsius and cause the end of humanity. Brilliant contribution to mankind.
I wish I can summon lightning
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
@BluePanther, let's try keeping away from hot-button topics, please.
(I do like how both you and ANCIENT had the same corruption)
Granted. You now have the ability to summon Lightning...
...
...
...
...McQueen action figures!
I wish I could waterbend like in Avatar the Last Airbender. It would be useful when going outside on a rainy day.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, it's the movie version.
I wish for Rick Riordan to have a wpm of 9999 and have the same quality of writing, and to continue writing the same types of books he does now.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted. Due to your lack of skill and how water conducts electricity, every time you attempt to waterbend in rain, you become a lightning rod.
I wish to become an enderman.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Wow, I keep getting ninja'(e?)d. Ridiculous.
Anyways, granted. There is a thing called "friction" and Rick Riordan burns his hands and ruins his keyboard from typing. Perhaps it's a good thing humans aren't ChatGPT, being forced to write countless essays per minute.
I wish to be an enderman.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted. Your wish is granted up touching the magic conch at the bottom of the ocean. Good luck!
I wish animals would stop eating my strawberries.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. They eat you instead.
I wish for the number 1x1.0087663465^21 to be actually relevant to math in some way
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted. It's now the Panther constant. You see there's now a bunch of panthers loose in the world trying to eat us. And the way you figure out how many panthers are going to try killing you whenever you walk outside is
Panthers = ( minutes * meters_traveled^2 ) ^ panther_constant
I wish for Panther Repellent spray.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You can spray people resistant to panthers that want nothing more than to kill you into existence.
I wish for the Panther Constant to be multiplied by 155.22371
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted. But it's multiplied by 155.22371 in base 8, not base 10.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted! However, it causes you to go completely comatose in the middle of the day and wake up in eight hours.
I wish to know the meaning of life.
Granted. It's 42. What you're going to do with that information? No idea.
I wish I actually liked the taste of coffee.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary