My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Your electric guitar has the face of an evil 20th century dictator on it who will probably get me banned if I name him, so you can't play it in public for fear of being called a nazi.
I wish for a reasonably sized bowl of salted popcorn
granted you receive a freshly printed dollar but in printing new dollars hyper inflation happens now your dollar is useless
i wish for monarchist America to collapse into horde of squabbling principalities
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. Time for Civil War something like 13: Electric Boogalooteen.
I wish for all the killer snails sic’d on me to turn on people that think that cats aren’t as good as dogs.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted. You have a bond with it that means you die when it does, and it’s elderly.
I wish for conspiracy theories to stop being promoted.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted. However, when I ask you "What is nothing?", you are out of ideas. After some pondering, you reply that "Nothing is the absence of something." And I reply, "Can something like that truly exist?" We continue with our deep philosophical conversation for hours, and eventually forget about your wish.
I wish to be able to trap people in a paradox at will.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted. Your birthday is the very best you'll ever experience, limiting you from experiencing anything better.
I wish a local game store would move its D&D Adventure League nights to a day that didn't conflict with pre-existing plans. (Finally looked up a local possibility and was like, "Argh! I already do stuff that night.")
Granted. It's the first step of the USAA Manifest Destinying across the whole of Earth followed by intragalactic and then intergalactic domination.
I wish for new glasses.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Glasses...of boba tea, you mean. Good choice. Wish granted!
I wish for boba tea.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted, but you don't get a glass to hold it in.
I wish to swim at 20 mph
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Your electric guitar has the face of an evil 20th century dictator on it who will probably get me banned if I name him, so you can't play it in public for fear of being called a nazi.
I wish for a reasonably sized bowl of salted popcorn
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granted you receive a freshly printed dollar but in printing new dollars hyper inflation happens now your dollar is useless
i wish for monarchist America to collapse into horde of squabbling principalities
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. Time for Civil War something like 13: Electric Boogalooteen.
I wish for all the killer snails sic’d on me to turn on people that think that cats aren’t as good as dogs.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
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Granted. However, you are now one of those people.
I wish for soft toilet paper.
granted. its so soft you never leave the bathroom.
I wish for world peace -- death not being the answer.
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Granted. The world of Paragon-I8 in the Andromeda galaxy has never been more at peace.
I wish people cared more about the environment.
granted. they care they just don't do anything about it. :\
I wish for taco tuesday....and sundae sunday
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Granted. But each of them are prepared in the worst way possible.
I wish for ability to cast Catnap.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted! You can now cast catnap to give other people a day’s rest in ten minutes!
i wish for a pet Displacer Beast. It’s friendly.
Granted. You have a bond with it that means you die when it does, and it’s elderly.
I wish for conspiracy theories to stop being promoted.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
They stop because conspiracy theories are now accepted as science.This happened because of the removal of most us amendments.
I wish for nothing but not nothingness, not losing self, no shenanagins whatsoever just no item just me saying the words I wish.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Granted. However, when I ask you "What is nothing?", you are out of ideas. After some pondering, you reply that "Nothing is the absence of something." And I reply, "Can something like that truly exist?" We continue with our deep philosophical conversation for hours, and eventually forget about your wish.
I wish to be able to trap people in a paradox at will.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
granted. its a small group of people in idaho. more specifically 2 elderly guys who can't see or speak.
I wish for my birthday to be the very best
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Granted. Your birthday is the very best you'll ever experience, limiting you from experiencing anything better.
I wish a local game store would move its D&D Adventure League nights to a day that didn't conflict with pre-existing plans. (Finally looked up a local possibility and was like, "Argh! I already do stuff that night.")
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. It’s someone else’s plans.
I wish for D&D books to stop progressively getting more expensive with each successive edition.